Most people find it weird, none of them seem gay. Technically, only one of them is gay, the other two are bi, and ace. Still, in this world of heteronormativity no one really expected it. But hey, this trio of rainbows don't really care.


"Did you see Lou-Ellen's new hair colour? It looks so nice on her and she is just so pretty and out of my league and why me?"

"Sure, but have you seen Nico's ass? Hot damn, I'd like a piece of that."

"Really guys? You don't even know how shallow you sound. But oh my gosh, did you hear about how Nyssa built armor for the younger campers? She's so sweet and thoughtful."

Yeah, I know, how could no one expect it.


"Travis Stoll is a dead man. How dare he say bisexuality is not a thing. Pass me my dagger."

"Oh it is on. Nobody insults our Katie and gets away with it. Especially not her sexuality. Come on Pollux, it's our duty to help."

"Guys, maybe we should take a moment to think this through."

"Let's get him."


"Oh my gods Will! Jake Mason was totally just checking you out."

"No way. You're kidding. Seriously?"

"She's right Will, he was."


"You know how everyone thinks we're straight? Well what if we just started running around throwing skittles and screaming that we are the rainbow."

"But Katie, I'm the only gay one here. You're flag is blue, purple and pink. Pollux's is purple, grey, white and black. It was a nice thought though."

"Maybe I can just go around saying that the asexual pirate don't want your booty, and Will can do your idea, while you just kiss a guy and a girl?"

"Or maybe we just stop carrying about what others think about our sexuality"


In which this is most likely a crack fic, but also my headcanon.