Hmm Joey and Yami yugi had for the First time a really interesting idea. Wow I never thought that Joey might ever had an interesting idea but still. Joey and Yami put up a short list for our handsome CEO , a list about how to get a life . Hmm I bet Seto will enjoy it [ A/N I'm sarcastic but I bet ya'll know]

A/N WARNING THIS IS PURE EPIC .. if you love seto so much that you hate these sort of parody's then stop reading.. I don't want reviews with ooh .. disturbing or bad or anything ~! It's just for fun ! It's for the people who actually like it !


'' Ahahahah so are we really going to help kaiba get a life or are we just going to insult him ? '' Yami asked Joey.

'' Hmm both , I guess '' Joey said smiling, like a dog kaiba would say.

'' Were do I need to click ? '' Yami asked Joey . Yes Yami was still a 5000 years old spirit , and he lived in the 21th century a couple years but still doesn't know how to send an e-mail.

'' Just click here '' The impatient Joey said while pushing Yami away and sending the e-mail to kaiba.


'' Hmm an e-mail from that nitwit Joey ? Since I have no life and nothing to do but running my company and annoying my little brother, I'll just read it '' The CEO thought by himself. [A/N yes I'm making fun of kaiba by making him sound lifeless ,sorry for the fans . He still is cute anyways]

Kaiba read the text first.

'' Lovely Seto '' there stood . Kaiba could just hear the morons giggling like little girls because of what there stood.

'' We are going to help you get a life , and maybe a girlfriend . So dump your invisible friends and read our little list . Special made for you.

Love Yami .. no wait The pharaoh and Joey Wheeler.'' Those moron's I .. No wait I never had a girlfriend and .. No I'm not going to dump my invisible friends. They are Funny and they insult all of those morons! So kaiba went on reading his e-mail . Now he got to the list.

Let go of the mouse.

'' What the heck I don't even have a mouse freakin idiots , I have a laptop '' kaiba thought.

Turn off the computer.

'' But then my whole life is gone '' The CEO yelled out loud.

Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards.

[ Wait your already doing that . Well we mean a normal ADULT game , not one for little children like your brother . Who anyways feels to gangster for playing your stupid games .. ha ha SETO]

Eat something other than taco chips.

Fart without recording it and putting it up your Web page.
'' I NEVER DO THAT , well maybe just once .. I'm sure it's wheelers idea to put that one on the list'' The CEO growled when he read it and heard his own thought.

Get some sleep in bed rather than on your keyboard.

'' I will never sleep on my keyboard NITWITS , what if my drooling makes my laptop damage ? And for gods sake I don't have a bed ! I sleep in my office ! Or wherever I fall in sleep. The toilet and the bathroom and on the closet. Okay why do I fall in sleep ON the closet ?'' Kaiba slowly got more confused by reading the list.

Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, don't tell everyone on your ICQ list about it.

''I don't do ICQ lists… I ONLY do twitter and Facebook . Of they weren't such dumb idiot then they would have known . But wait why aren't they following me on twitter ? My nickname is .. not so hard to find ?''

Open a window without turning your computer back on (yes, it is possible). Very gradually expose your eyes to increasingly bright light so as to avoid damage or permanent sun blindness.

'' I wear very expensive sunglasses , OKAY ? So don't be afraid of me getting permanent blindness''

If you see someone, say "Hi" to them instead of trying to make the modem connect sound.

'' I only did it once to connect to yugi's insane hair . I swear he hid a computer in it !'' The CEO freaked out. He was become paranoid.

Visit a friend that you haven't spoken to in years because they don't have an email address.
'' For god's sake , isn't it obvious ? I have no friends ? Except for all the dorks and my invisible ones.''

And no we don't mean your invisible ones , and we are not your friends Seto . Go and Visit a friend or Go and make one !

'' And I don't have time for that !'' Seto thought.'' Making friends is for stupid people ,who actually have a life ,and who don't have problems with associating ''

Have ".com" officially removed from behind your name. Go on a date with someone you didn't meet in a chat room.

'' But I liked it that way ! And why can't I date someone from my chat room ? At least they understand me ! My date with Serenity was so stupid .. she's such a high-pitched whore…

STOP WATCHING STAR WARS OVER AND OVER FOR GOD'S SAKE .. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOU IN A JEDI SUIT !

'' Pegasus does , he told me I looked fabulous ! Why would I listen to you poor idiots anyway ? I'm rich and famous what else do you want ? Friends ? Not for me , my brother and my money are enough for me. And if I want idiots who give speeches and who kiss my ass then I just hire someone to do it !

HA HA ! '' The CEO though before moving on with his company.


So I'm sorry if you Kaiba fans are very insulted but I think it's funny to hear seto's thought for once in a humorous way ! He's always so stiff and serious. But he's still hot and I like his attitude !

Please review so I Can continue writing parodies and move on with my other story's because if you people don't review then I'm like .. OHMYGOD nobody likes it .. I can better just stop ! And you don't have to say much but a Great or Cute or Funny is just enough !

So please review and thanks for reading my Parodies and stuff !