seCreT : Welcome to my first fanfic! Enjoy!

Amu : That's it?

seCreT : Yeah! That's it! Got it?

Amu : Okaay? *mumble* Is that it?

seCreT : Oh, and one more thing because this Miss Is-that-it said it's too short. It's an Amuto, and a little bit Rimahiko and Kutau story.

Ikuto appears out-of-nowhere

Ikuto : Really?! Are you sure?! Are you certain about this?!

seCreT : I'm sure, certain and really about this. Is that even proper grammar?

Amu : What the fuck! NO! I'm against it! I already have been in too many Amuto stories!

seCreT : Dunno~, don't care~. Someone please do the disclaimer!

Yoru : seCreT doesn't own the Shugo Chara! Or the song! Or the characters! Or the compu-

seCreT : Enough!


Thank you for your hardwork!
jackthepumpkin777


~chapter 1 : Reality is Harsh, You Know~

Amu's POV

Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Sighhhh.

"Dear Kami-sama. What have I done that made you put me in this situation?". And I am sighing. Again, and again, and again.

"You make it sound really bad," Rima said. I glared at her. Then she smiled sooo innocently. And I sighed. Why do I sigh so much? At least the oxygen in my lungs is fresh..? Back to the major topic. What's wrong with these guys?

"Well, I've been there before. That place is pretty nice, actually." Nagi said while humming.

"Whatever you say, I'm not going!" I yelled. "Why not, Amu-chi?" Yaya asked. She pouted. Crap.

I must think of a good reason. Come on, brain! Aaaaaaaa! I can't think of one. If this was a manga, you'd be able to see a light bulb appear. "Uhh, because my cousin is coming this holiday and she'll stay at my place for a while and my parents aren't going to let me leave the house! That's it!"

"Somehow, that doesn't sound really convincing," Nagi and Rima said. "Why are you copying my words?!" Rima yelled. And there she goes.

It didn't sound that bad until…

FLASHBACK

"Do you guys want to spend your holiday at my mansion? I could ask my mom to let us stay there, you know." Rima asked. Exams are finally over and the Guardians promised to spend the holiday together.

"Umm Mashiro-san, I think I'll pass. Because I must go overseas with my family and I don't think I could make it," Tadase said. "But, I could ask Utau-chan and Ikuto-san to join you." "And I'll invite some peoples too! Soooooo, it'll be fun! More peoples equals more fun!" Yaya said cheerfully. "Yuiki-san, it's 'people' not 'peoples'." Tadase said. But she didn't hear him.

"Okay then. I guess. You should be thankful that I don't want to murder you, even though you ruined my plan." Rima said."Thank you?". I was in Lala Land. (A/N : Not mine either!). There are lots of cats there. Wait! Cats?! Then I'm going back to reality. Reality is harsh.

"What the hell? No! I'm not going if that perverted, cosplay-ing, crazy, perverted cat that loves chocolate is going too!". Wow. I just made the longest phrase about him. "Wow. That's new," Nagi chuckled. I sent him a deadly glare. "So-sorry." He stuttered then laughed nervously.

"What's wrong with him?" Rima looked at me with her innocent eyes. "That's so not going to work." I said. "Then how about this?" She gave me an evil look. Great. Just great.

END OF FLASHBACK

Why is my life so terrible and miserable? Pfff. I shake my head. What could make my life any worse? Oh yeah, that stupid cat.

"I told you it's not that bad, you know? You're the one overreacting." Nagi said. What? Can he read my mind? "Nah, that's impossible. But your face is waaaay too easy to read." and he chuckled AGAIN! Please take notice that I'm bolding the AGAIN word. I'm sooo pissed!

"Do you want to go to hell?" I grinned evilly. "Rima, help me!". "Nope. It's your fault. I didn't take part in this." and Rima smirked.

Nagi's POV

Uh oh. Smirking Rima is not good. Shit. SOMEONE help me!!!! (A/N : I'm shooing away Nagi's fans! Don't worry! No offense!)

"Have they forgotten about us?" Yaya asked. "Absolutely, definitely correct." Tadase answered. "What does that mean? I must check my dictionary first. Wait a second." Yaya went to get her bag. "Ah, Yuiki-san! There's no need for that!" And Tadase followed her. Freak, I thought.

But...

'NOOOO!!! DON"T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THESE PSYCHOS!!!'. My mind kept screaming for help. What should I do?

"Rima-chan. What should we do with our prey?" Amu asked evilly. "Burn him, steam him, boil him, do whatever you want." Rima said, GRINNING of course. NOOOOO!!! Rima and her evil ideas! And Amu said that I'm their pray-no scratch that, I mean prey!

Normal POV

Suddenly a ringtone started playing.

Low by Flo Rida ft. T-Pain (A/N:I don't own, of course)

Mmmmmmmm
Let me talk to 'em
Let me talk to 'em
Mmmmmmm
Let me talk to 'em
C'mon!

Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

Rima's and Nagi's POV

I didn't know she had such a strange taste in ringtones. Never mind.

Normal POV

I ain't never seen something that'll make me go
This crazy all night spending my doe
Had the million dollar vibe and a body to go
Them birthday cakes they stole the show
So sexual
She was flexible professional
Drinking X&O
Hold up, wait a minute, do I see what I think? Whoa
Did her thing seen shawty get low
Ain't the same when it's up that close
Make it rain I'm making it snow
Work the pole I gotta-

"Umm. Wait a sec," Amu answered her phone. "Hello. Oh mom, what's wrong? What?! She's there already?! Okay, I'm coming home now. Bye". Amu threw her things in her bag while saying "... regoingtotalkaboutthislater, okay? See ya!" And she ran off at full speed.

"I'm sorry, what?" Rima and Nagi said in unison. "What's wrong with you? You always copy my words. And you! Amu! Wait, where did she go?" She looked around.

"Home." Nagi answered. "Hah! Very funny," Rima sighed. "Did she breathe while saying those words?"."Nope". Then she left the two in awe.

"Umm. Is there something wrong here?" Asked Tadase.

Both of them looked at Tadase with the 'you're-a-gay' look (A/N: Is that a word? :p).

"Tadase-chi! I can't find those words in my dictionary!" Yaya said. "Don't you mean, 'Tadagay'?" Rima mumbled. Nagi chuckled. "Of course not, because you're looking in your Chinese dictionary." Tadase answered calmly. "Oh! I'm going to get my English dictionary." And then, Yaya went to a place that even Google Map couldn't locate. "Oh! I said there's no need for that Yuiki-san! Yuiki-san! Wait for me!" And Tadase ran after her.

"What's wrong with these people? First, Amu, and then those two." Rima shrugged. Freak, Nagi thought again. Wait. I need to stop saying that word. "You're starting to look like Amu, you know? I think you hang out with her too much," Then he imitates the fan girls. "So cool 'n spicy". Then he looked around. She was already gone. Oh well.

seCreT : -munch- What do ya think? Do you think it's OOC?

Amu : Cheesy..

Ikuto : Where am I in this story?

seCreT : Thanx! –munch- -munch-

Amu and Ikuto : *sweatdrop*

seCreT : Is there somthin' wrong?

Amu : *sigh*Nevermind. What are you eating?

seCreT : Chocolate. And I'm not giving it to you! –take away and hide the chocolates-

Yaya : NO! Leave that one to me!

seCreT : -run away- -munch munch-

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