Disclaimer: I do not own deathnote. This is for enterainment purposes only.
The way this is setup is like an interview so bear with me and have some fun.
Last Words with Beyond Birthday and Misa Misa
JackLegend: BB When was the last jar of strawberry Jam ya ate?
Beyond Birthday: Three Days ago iam getting cokebugs from not having any jam OMG! They are crawling in my Freakin Skin.
JackLegend: Last Laugh?
Beyond Birthday: Anytime Kira kills criminals but when he trys to kill me , it ends in epic failure hyuk hyuk hyuk , or whenever i block L_Kun from ravaging Light_Chan's Sexy Body.
JackLegend: Last Time you used The Shinigami Eyes?
Beyond Birthday: How the hell did you know about the eyes?
JackLegend: Its in your file plus i read all the deathnote lore so your pretty damn screwed mein fruend.
Beyond Birthday: Ok Right Now , you have... (Smack and bb gets knocked out)
Iam sorry everyone i had tah cut that short cause i don't need ppl finding out how much time i have left or what me name is ok next is Misa Misa.
JackLegend: ok misa_chan why don't ya have a seat where he was sitting.
Misa: What happened to Him?
JackLegend: Iam afraid thats on i need ta know basis sorry doll.
JackLegend: Last Time you and Light_Chan went out?
Misa Misa: We where supposed to go out today i wonder what happened to him?
JackLegnd starts grinning like Gin Ichimaru and whispers to misa "I tied him up and took him to a mirror factory and sold him To the Local Yaoi Forever fan Club for a box of ramen noodles and some sake.
Misa Misa: WTF!
JackLegend: Iam just messin with you misa chan he probally hangingwit ryuk somewhere ( Ok No Iam Not messin with ya ) burb!
Misa Misa: Oh K.
JackLegend: Last Time you used your deathnote?
Misa Misa: Soon To be right now if you don't get this L Ripoff away from me he''s creepy as hell.
Beyond: Iam only as creepy as ya want me too babe ^_^.
Misa kicks beyond in the head and he falls on his back and she steps on his chest with her heel.
Beyond: Oh My what a nice angle i got my self.
Misa Misa: Pervert just stay down there while i kill this bastard , why the hell you writing this down?
JackLegend: Cause This is FanFiction and the fans want it so they will get it.
Jack Legend: Dante Please Knock these too out so i can drag them into a closet and do unspeakable things to them while they are knocked out.
DanteKuro: "Sure Thing Man" Shunpoes behind misa and beyond and hits them on the head with Guren Datenshi's Hilt.
Jacklegend starts dragging off Misa Amane and Beyond Birthday by the hair into a closet.
I Hope ya enjoyed this chapter please R&R , Next Chapter will be L and Light Yagami.
