Leon: "So…you wear pants now?"

Ada: "Yes, Mr. skinny jeans. They're leather and tight fitting. You like?"

Leon: "Umm…yeah. They're…they're nice actually."

Ada: "And look at this new dress shirt. It's so revealing."

Leon: "Just like your campaign."

Ada: "Exactly. It fits my current mood."

Leon: "Which is?"

Ada: "Playful."

Leon: "Oh…well have you met my new partner?"

Ada: "Yes. She's much less…annoying than that blonde bimbo from Spain. More resourceful too."

Leon: "You mean Ashley? Well, she wasn't all bad. She had a good…never mind actually. On second thought, can we just forget about that whole experience?"

Ada: "I see you've started growing facial hair."

Leon: "Yeah. I think it looks good."

Ada: "…"

Leon: "…" o_O

Ada: "…"

Leon: "…" T_T

*Ring ring*

Ada: "Sorry. I've got to take this. Go for Ada."

Carla: "I'm the real Ada Wong!"

*Hangs up*

Leon: "…who was that?"

Ada: "No one. Just me."

Leon: "Oh…so about this Simmons guy?"

*Pulls out grapple gun*

Ada: "What? Oh, look at the time. I've got another job to do. Don't miss me too much. Ciao."

*Grapple guns away*

Leon: "Ada!"

Sherry: "Leon! Thank god, I've finally found someone familiar. Have you seen Jake?"

Leon: "Not now, Jill. We've got to focus on getting the hell out of here."

Sherry: "What!? I'm not Jill. I'm Sherry, remember?"

Leon: "…who? Anyway, whoever you are, help me figure out a way to get the hell outta here."

Sherry: "…you already said that. And we need to find Jake first. He's the only one with antibodies for the C-virus."

Leon: "The C-what? What does the C even stand for? Chrysalid?"

Sherry: "No. That would be too simple. It stands for cocoon. Didn't you get the FOS report?"

Leon: "…nobody ever tells me anything!"

Sherry: "Where's Helena? And Chris?"

Leon: "Oh. Helena is fighting a zombie with a gun. He's got mad aim though. And I don't know where the fuck Chris is."

Helena: "Help!"

Leon: "Not now."

Helena: "Come on!"

Leon: "I can't right now!"

Helena: "Leon!"

Leon: "Cool it, ok!?"

Sherry: "…umm…ok. Don't you want to go save her?"

Leon: "Nah. She'll be fine."

Helena: "I need help!"

Leon: "I'm busy!"

*Bloodshot appears*

Leon: "Aww. Look at him. He's a cute little…thing."

*Bloodshot crouches*

Sherry: "…umm…Leon? Maybe you should-"

Leon: "Hey. I think someone wants a hug."

*Bloodshot lunges*

Leon: "HOLY SHIT! AHHHHH! MY NECK! JILL! HELP ME!"

Sherry: "Ughhh. Why the fuck am I wearing a scarf in China!?"

FIN