Leon: "So…you wear pants now?"
Ada: "Yes, Mr. skinny jeans. They're leather and tight fitting. You like?"
Leon: "Umm…yeah. They're…they're nice actually."
Ada: "And look at this new dress shirt. It's so revealing."
Leon: "Just like your campaign."
Ada: "Exactly. It fits my current mood."
Leon: "Which is?"
Ada: "Playful."
Leon: "Oh…well have you met my new partner?"
Ada: "Yes. She's much less…annoying than that blonde bimbo from Spain. More resourceful too."
Leon: "You mean Ashley? Well, she wasn't all bad. She had a good…never mind actually. On second thought, can we just forget about that whole experience?"
Ada: "I see you've started growing facial hair."
Leon: "Yeah. I think it looks good."
Ada: "…"
Leon: "…" o_O
Ada: "…"
Leon: "…" T_T
*Ring ring*
Ada: "Sorry. I've got to take this. Go for Ada."
Carla: "I'm the real Ada Wong!"
*Hangs up*
Leon: "…who was that?"
Ada: "No one. Just me."
Leon: "Oh…so about this Simmons guy?"
*Pulls out grapple gun*
Ada: "What? Oh, look at the time. I've got another job to do. Don't miss me too much. Ciao."
*Grapple guns away*
Leon: "Ada!"
Sherry: "Leon! Thank god, I've finally found someone familiar. Have you seen Jake?"
Leon: "Not now, Jill. We've got to focus on getting the hell out of here."
Sherry: "What!? I'm not Jill. I'm Sherry, remember?"
Leon: "…who? Anyway, whoever you are, help me figure out a way to get the hell outta here."
Sherry: "…you already said that. And we need to find Jake first. He's the only one with antibodies for the C-virus."
Leon: "The C-what? What does the C even stand for? Chrysalid?"
Sherry: "No. That would be too simple. It stands for cocoon. Didn't you get the FOS report?"
Leon: "…nobody ever tells me anything!"
Sherry: "Where's Helena? And Chris?"
Leon: "Oh. Helena is fighting a zombie with a gun. He's got mad aim though. And I don't know where the fuck Chris is."
Helena: "Help!"
Leon: "Not now."
Helena: "Come on!"
Leon: "I can't right now!"
Helena: "Leon!"
Leon: "Cool it, ok!?"
Sherry: "…umm…ok. Don't you want to go save her?"
Leon: "Nah. She'll be fine."
Helena: "I need help!"
Leon: "I'm busy!"
*Bloodshot appears*
Leon: "Aww. Look at him. He's a cute little…thing."
*Bloodshot crouches*
Sherry: "…umm…Leon? Maybe you should-"
Leon: "Hey. I think someone wants a hug."
*Bloodshot lunges*
Leon: "HOLY SHIT! AHHHHH! MY NECK! JILL! HELP ME!"
Sherry: "Ughhh. Why the fuck am I wearing a scarf in China!?"
FIN
