First off, I want to tell everyone that this story is a silly idea I got after seeing the TMI episode, it's not something I take seriously as I think Cartman is a boy as it's been proven many times, but this is a neat What if, Situation. Secondly, I want to say that this story won't be developed as much until I'm done with my other story (Mike's Past), and that I only wrote this so that I would get the idea down. I want to warn that this contains strong language and some themes that may upset some readers. I hope to not offend anyone. I also know this is poorly written, but keep in mind, this is just to get the idea down, I will flesh this out more later. Please tell me what you think and what you would like to see with this story.


It was an average day at South Park Elementary. Cartman was in the bathroom occupying it when Kyle walked in needing to use the was an emergency. He wasn't sure what they had at lunch, but it had messed up his stomach. Kyle walked into the stall that Cartman was in accidentally, and screamed running. "CARTMAN YOU'RE A GIRL." The whole school had heard him, and as soon as Cartman ran home as fast as possible saying "SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOME.".Kyle went to Cartman's house he needed to say something, he needed to sort this out.

Kyle rang the doorbell. "Hello Kyle," said , "Um Can I see Cartman, ?" asked Kyle. "Eric's upstairs" she said walking off to bake some cookies.

Kyle went upstairs, finding Cartman crying.

"So you're really a girl huh? No wonder why your dick was so small" Kyle said laughing a bit.

"It's not funny." Cartman said.

"Ok, Ok, Can you explain it- why you've been saying you're a boy?" Kyle asked putting the humor aside wondering why Cartman's been lying.

"Because I'm fat. I'm ugly. I'm not a very attractive I look OK as a guy. I'm not trans - I honestly don't understand transgender-ism - I-I just want to hide" she said with tears

Kyle couldn't believe it, but he kind of felt bad for her.

"What if we let the girls make you up? You shouldn't lie about your gender, OK?"

"Well, Alright," Cartman smiled, not believing that she was about to take a Jew's help.

Sorry for the long intro guys - Just trying to avoid any likely issues this story might cause. I also want to say, that I wrote that Cartman doesn't understand transgender-ism because I don't really think he does as proven with the Cissy episode, feel free to disagree but this is my opinion and my reasoning, please don't get hung up on it. I hope you enjoyed it. Please R & R - ItalianHorse