Sadie: This is my pathetic attempt at writing a fanfiction. FIRST STORY!! WooHoo!

Tenten: ... anyway. Sadie no own Naruto. But she owns sharky minions. Be afraid.

Hiashi walked briskly through the Hyuuga compound, he made his way to Neji's room. Oh Neji was not going to like this news. Hiashi knocked forcefully on his nephew's door. Neji opened it quickly.

"Hiashi-sama, is there a problem?" Neji had just woken up and was hurriedly putting on the traditional Hyuuga robes. (you know the ones after the time skip)

"Neji, about the blood test..."

"Hiashi-sama, I'm not on drugs." Neji remembered why they had to have blood tests in the first place. It was all Naruto's fault. He commented that when Hyuuga's use Byakugan, they look like they're taking drugs, so, jokingly, Tsunade ordered all the Hyuuga's to have blood tests to check for drugs. Apparently Hiashi had found something worth bringing up.

"No, no, it's not that, it's just..." Hiashi couldn't find the right words, "... you kind of have a... sister."

Neji was just a little surprise. (yeah right)

"I'll bring her here to, uh, meet you," Hiashi rushed off to another hallway in the compound.

Neji shut the door and stood in the doorway. He wasn't sure if having the news that he had a sister was better than them accusing him of taking drugs. Right now, he'll stick with the sister news.

Hiashi knocked on the door again. When Neji opened it he saw a girl behind Hiashi that was only two inches shorted than himself. She had long, dark hair like Hinata but reflected more of a blue than purple. Her eyes were as white as Neji's with only flecks of lavender around the edges.

"I'm Naru! Nice to meet you!" She didn't seem phased by the fact that she suddenly had an older brother.

"She's 18, a year younger than you Neji," Hiashi tried to break the awkward tension in the air. Nobody said anything. "...okay... BOND!" Hiashi pushed Naru into Neji's room and shut the door. "Dinner's at seven," Hiashi locked the door and ran away.

As if this situation wasn't awkward enough...

"So... who's on your team?" Naru really didn't like awkward silences.

"Rock Lee and Tenten," Neji was sticking to his short answers.

"Oh, so do you like Tenten?" Naru already knew the answer.

"W-what! Of course not, she's just a teammate." His guard wasn't up. He didn't expect that.

"Ha! You stuttered, you DO like her!"

"No I don't."

"Neji, you're 19, how many girlfriends have you had?"

"..."

"Exactly, Tenten's the perfect girl for you! She's really nice, and... she's not intimidated by you."

"If your such an expert then who do you YOU like?!"

"I'm afraid I can't tell you."

"Why not?"

"Because if I told you... I would have to kill you."

"Right..."

"He's... a... friend of Hinata-sama."

"Don't tell me you like..."

"Shh! You must not utter his name. He might be listening."

"I'm afraid to be related to you."

"Such flattering words!"

"hn."

"I was wondering when you were going to says that."

"hn."

"What time is it?"

"Six." (A/N: thats why Neji had just woken up)

"I have to spend another 13 HOURS with you!!"

"Hiashi-sama has gone insane."

"...Dammit!"

"What now?"

"I have to go to the bathroom."

"Oh, hell no."

I'll update as soon as finals are over! Reviews brighten my day. No flames please.