Hey ya'll! Okay, this is based on a true story….almost. Most of the lines that Skipper and Private say are mainly true. Like, Skipper is my dad and let's say I'm Private and Kowalski is my brother. I and my dad both have arachnophobia (fear of spiders). So what Kowalski says is mainly what my brother said in the situation and Skipper and Private…etc. Why I did this? I have no idea; I guess I was just bored.
Spider!
A Drabble written by: hipturtle15
Skipper and Private dropped into the HQ from getting snow cones. Each had smiles on their faces from the day and the delicious treat. Rico and Kowalski didn't feel like going for once, Rico wanted to go and hang with his cockroach friends while Kowalski decided to work in the lab. The father and son departed, Private went to the TV while Skipper walked into their bathroom. Just as Private turned on the TV, he heard a loud scream.
"GAH! Spider!" he screamed. Private jumped from where he sat and stood up to grab a mop. He ran into the bathroom swinging it around.
"Where! Where!" he shouted. Skipper pointed to the sink, there was a spider the size of a quarter, under a glass cup.
"There!" he screamed and snatched the mop out of Private's flippers and raised it high.
"Why is the spidah under a cup?" Private asked. Skipper, with the mop still raised glanced at him.
"I have no idea," he said and almost slammed it down, but a scream interrupted them.
"What are you doing?" Kowalski shouted, running into the bathroom.
"Killing a bloody spidah!" Private squealed and pointed at the tiny intruder. Kowalski smirked and slid his flipper under the cup and lifted it up.
"What's the problem guys?" he asked, waving it in their faces. Skipper and Private shivered and ran out of the bathroom; Kowalski followed them, with the spider still in his hands.
"Kowalski! Kill that thing, this isn't a museum!" Private yelled.
"Yeah, we don't hold creepy-crawling-creatures on display." Skipper spat with his flippers crossed. Kowalski still had on the same smiling mug. Skipper and Private looked at each other and back at Kowalski.
"I need him for a test subject," the scientist said.
"What's the test?" Skipper asked. Kowalski held in a laugh.
"To see how long the two of you would go until you found it," He said then began to laugh. "Which was apparently shorter timing than I thought," Skipper and Private looked at each other, with sly smiles.
"Oh yeah, and K'walski," the young penguin said. Kowalski stood up from rolling on the ground and whipped a tear from his eye.
"Yeah?" he said. Skipper's eyes widen and he pointed straight.
"Look out! It's a blood-thirsty dentist!" he shouted. Kowalski's smug faded and he turned around and screamed then turned back around to Skipper and Private, who were giving each other a high-five and laughing. The scientist glared at the two and walked back to his lair.
"Consider us even," he muttered and slammed the door.
Okay, I know it's not that funny, but it's really funny to me thinking about that day it happened a couple months ago.
Well, you don't have to review, that was for no reason at all.
Bye!
