Basic disclaimer, I don't own most of the characters as they are mostly either from KOF or Street Fighter.



Generic sitcom music starts. "3 Kids and Goenitz" flashes across the screen. Pictures of New York, mostly in black and white, flash. Then the title again. More pictures. A giant letter Q. Then a picture Goenitz, Yashiro, Shermie and Chris doing the famous Beatle picture where they are walking across a cross walk. The title again, then fades to the living room of an apartment that's not in the best shape.

Goenitz enters. (laugh track) Followed by Yashiro, Shermie and Chris.

Goenitz-"One more payment and it's ours!" (laugh track)

The door falls off it's hinges and the chandelier comes off the ceiling.

Shermie-"Gee.....It's nice....." (laugh track)

Chris(crosses arms)-"Nice? The bloody door fell off! And let's not forget the light. Why did we have to leave the farm anyway?"

Yashiro-"I'll get the landlord to fix it."(leaves)

Goenitz-"That's the spirit! Now Chris, you know the fuzz busted our farm. Apparently the world just wasn't ready for our new breed of radioactive pumpkins. (laugh track) Look on the bright side! Now that we're in the city, we can get into all sorts of crazy shenanigens!"

Shermie-"Hm.....(looks around the room) When Yashiro get's back, we're gonna go to the hardware store and get some paint amongst other things. Anyone care to join?"

Chris-"No, that's okay. I'll see if there are any kids here I can.....borrow......money from..hahaahaha."

Goenitz-"That's the spirit!"

Yashiro enters with an on-the-edge looking Italian guy carying a tool box.

Zermeno-"You wan' for me to fix dis? IDONCAREWHACHOOWANMETOFIX!!! I fix now." (laugh track)

Shermie (shakes head)-"Hey Yashiro, les go to the hardware store so we can get some stuff to make this dump into a smashing pad."

Zermeno-"WHACHOODOTOPARTMENT!?!?!?!?! 'kay, I done."

Leaves with out fixing anything. (laugh track) How does he keep his job?

Yashiro-"Alright, but let's get some eat's first. Iori opened a resturaunt around here somewhere."

Goenitz-"While you kids are gone, I will fix the door and get into crazy shenanigens!!!!!"

Yashiro and Shermie exchange glances then quickly leave. Goenitz picks up a hammer. Fade out

We enter in a resturaunt called 'Potatao in Chainmail' that's filled

with people. The walls are decorated with road signs and King of Fighters banners Iori stole in the dead of night. A metallic sign saying 'Wall of Pain and Shame' was nailed to the top of a wall. Under it, is a dart board with Kyo's face and a list of why Shingo sucks. Groups of people are talking. Maxima and K' are in the corner talking about how much the 90210 kids in the opposite end of room suck. Yashiro and Shermie come in. Yashiro trips on a beat-up Kyo replica.

Iori(looks up)-YASHIRO! SHERMIE! HOW'S IT BEEN!?!

Stupid 90210 kid-"Hey, these groovin' tunes aren't that loud. Why are you disturbing the peace with all that yelling?"

Iori-"SHUT UP DUMBASS!!!! WHEN YOU OWN A RESTURAUNT, YOU CAN YELL ALL THE DAMN TIME YOU WANT!!!!!!(laugh track) So anyway, how you guys been?"

Yashiro-"Well, the bank foreclosed our radioactive farm, and Goenitz moved us out here."

Shermie-"Yeah, our apartment is a dump. So Yashiro and I are going to buy

some stuff to make it cool. After we sample your cuisine of course."

Iori-"Ya know what? I got a drink I think you guys would really like. It's still in the experimental stages tho. I mixed 'Kyo will Die' and 'Sea of Blood' along with two more shots of rum and serve artisticly,

I call it 'Kyo will Drown in a Sea of Blood', this is, masterpiece!"

(laugh track)

Shermie-"Sounds good."

Yashiro-"Yeah, we'll get two of those and........what sandwiches are good?"

Iori-"There's the 'Moonlight Madness' I think you'd enjoy, and the 'Lunatic Me' You'd probably like also."

Shermie-"What's the differance between them?"

Iori-"Don't tell anyone this, but the 'Lunatic Me' is just half the 'Moonlight Madness' and served upsidedown.(laugh track) Ya wanna try both?"

Shermie-"Sure, why not?"

Iori-"Alright, I'll have it ready in abit."

Yashiro-"Cool, let's sit down. Hey! There's good ol' K' and Maxima!"

Shermie-"Let's go talk to them."

Yashiro and Shermie cross the floor to K' and Maxima's dark little corner.

K'-"I hate those stupid punks from 90210. One of these day's, we'll have to kick their asses so they won't come 'round these parts no more"

Maxima-"You said it little buddy."(Maxima takes off a boating captains hat and smacks K' over the head with it. BAM!

Shermie-"Hey guys!"

Yashiro-"Wazzup?"

K'-(says in an almost singing way)"Heeyyy, Yashiro and Shermie. Iron fist Yashiro and the Sherminater... Dinin' in the potato..."(laugh track)

Maxima-"Quiet little buddy!(Smacks him with hat again) So, what are you guys doing in New York?"

Shermie-"It's a long story."

K'-(Singing again)"Heeeyyy, the sherminator.....the Shermster has a long storay!"

Yashiro-"Hey, what are those people from 90210 doin' in here?"

Maxima-"I dunno. But one of these days Yashiro, one of these days...POW

straight to the moon with 'em."

K'-"Yeah, we're gonna kick thier pansy asses into submission some day."

Yashiro- "Uh, that is okay with me, do you think Chris should steal a

boat from somewhere, then we could pretend to be pirates, and Shermie

could be the daring pirate-lass, Chris would be 'Swabby-Jim' the lovable

cabin-boy. Oh, you could be Johannes' first mate."

K', Max, Sherm, Ior- "Who in the hell is Johannes?"

Yashiro- Oh, that is our 7-foot Icelandic man for security purposes..."

K'- "You are THIS close Yashiro... to a MAJOR asskickin'."

(K' "demonstrates" with his hands.)

Iori puts their food on the table, and Shermie picks up the tall red beverage. She's about to take a sip when she sees the Kyo doll, bobbing aroung the ice cubes staring back at her. Yashiro chugges his drink, Kyo doll and all.

Yashiro- "Oh, Iori, you can be the cook dude... who washes his hands very

often and especially after using the head."

Iori- "What is, 'the head'?"

Yashiro- "That is what us Men of the Sea(does series of gestures) call the place of resting...the restroom, the crapshack, place of which dumping is permitted, aka - da' shit house." (laugh track, hootin' & hollerin')

Maxima- "That was a strange idea, now let us get drunk and forget it."

Entire group- "Hoo-ha!!" fade out

We enter back in the resturaunt, but now we see it's dark outside. There's no one in there except for K', Maxima, Iori, Yashiro and Shermie. All of who are drunk and have passed out on the table.

Yashiro(slowly coming to)-"Guh......Wha' time is it.....? Holy shit! It's 11:30! C'mon Shermie, we gotta get back to the place!"

They leave. fade out

The next sceane opens in a dark room. Yashiro and Shermie come in and turn on the lights. All of their furniture is nailed to the cieling.(laugh track) Goenitz is tied to an arm chair, hopelessly trying to sip tea that just splashes to the ground.

Yashiro, Shermie-"WHATHEHELL?!?!?!!?!?!"

Goenitz-"How do. Whilst you was gone, I got into one of the most peculiar of predicaments."

Chris walks in from one of the bedrooms.

Chris-"Uh....Who's here?"(His face turns to shock when he sees Goenitz.)

Goenitz-"So, who will join me in my tea party on the ceiling?"(laugh track)

Yashiro, Shermie, Chris-"Oh Goenitz! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!"

(laugh track)

Credits Roll.

The Men without Jobs song plays.