Bit of a Beast!!
Disclaimer and Note: I am a fan of Beyblades and these characters do not belong to me at all!! Though I wish they did ^_^! So just enjoy this story get a few laughs! HaHaHaHa! Chillout and read, plus I'm sorry this is my first Fanfic-it might be a bit mediocre though so don't shoot flaming tigerclaws at me! Anyway I would appreciate if you gave me a review so I can continue to write about Beyblades!

Chapter 1- Who Nearly Killed Kenny
'SHIT!' Kai yelled in laughter, Rae continued tickling him, it had been a long time since Kai had done something kind to the team and hiring out boat house on the river after a victory was the cream. Kenny came out of his designated room in pink patterned swimming trunks...Rae stopped tickling, Kai fell silent open-eyed, Max stopped talking to Tyson and Kenny just strutted around to the kitchen singing 'Girls Just Want to Have Fun'. Soon they couldn't hold it any longer and cracked up. Kenny gave them a weird look and jumped into the river for a swim.
A few seconds went by and Max said 'Hey let's go for a swim too!', and they said 'Okay', and Tyson said 'I'm gay', and they all said 'Nothings new'. Then they realised they were getting too Tenacious D so they just got changed and jumped in.
Kenny was wading through this time singing 'Boyz' by Britney Spears. Kai swam like a fish overtaking Tyson and coming to ties with Rae. Max quickly sped up, beating Tyson by a head, Kenny then amazingly overtook Tyson too and sang 'If You Wanna Be My Lover'. Tyson took this the wrong way and shoved Kenny's head under water, then a beautiful maiden started walking near the water.
Tyson smiled, 'How you doing girlfriend?'. 'I'm looking for this famed Kai' she said brushing back her silver hair. 'Oh that he-bitch, he's over there,' Tyson pointed still holding Kenny down. 'Thanks, you're friend is nearly dead' she replied then disappearing. Tyson let go and called the life guard for CPR, Kenny was stone cold. But his heart was still beating.
Rae saw her first and stopped everyone, 'Szana? Why are you here?'. 'Dear sweet Rae, alas I have come to see this certain Kai people speak of' she said her eyes glistening because of her cheap colour changing contacts. 'You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen' Kai said. But it was actually Max behind Kai while he was yawning.
Kai looked at her or should I say HIM! 'You're Vex!' he hissed. 'No it's Snaza!' Rae protested. 'Kai saw through me-I am Vex, the Beyblade Transvestite.' Vex said brushing off fortune cookie crumbs. 'Damn! And to think I slept with you last night!' Rae said sheepishly. 'Well it's time to experiment anyway!' Vex said adoringly. Rae rolled his eyes and made his way back to the house boat. Kai furrowed his brow and walked away to the house boat in the deeper area. I mean why swim in knee high water when you can walk...

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I know it's a bit short but the other chapters will make up for it!