Steve went offline. He got mugged
Oh no
Let's write a eulogy right now for him
He was one brave British bloke. Try saying that 3 times fast. For each scone he ate, he gave a pound to the perish children. Except when he was very generous, then he gave a quid. And maybe a slice of goose and every day after his job of hipstering he would go pledge to the queen of England
Once he had a hemorrhoid, year later he told the doctor in his fine British accent, "Sir, may I have another."
And at the age of 5 he went to his mum and said "there seems to be a cracker in my wedgie."
And the doctor said, "Sir, Your swag ometer is too swagged out for that"
But there was no fear in him.
For he was always looked after by his favorite friend ….
Pokey the Pineapple!
He went to the queen's office. She was sporting the new fad teenagers of this day wore, a pineapple shaped hair style. Steve softened his lips and spoke the works, "God live the queen..." "In my bedside"
And every afternoon he'd help his pet cat shredder clean himself using his pineapple collection
But then shredder went rogue, and that's when Steve knew what he had to do, and spent the rest of his days training an army of ninja turtles to finally exact justice
he bend down and took off his cardigan, not before the long shaft from his down side extended, it was the lens to his camera, he took sexy picture of the queen in her jumper
And he said "Oh, Queenie, how naughty of you to wear a jumper". She took off her jumper, revealing another jumper underneath
and they made sweet sweet luv
I think this went from eulogy to Stephen fan fiction
And in the end he ran into the sea going back to the United States of Britain
We will always remember u Steve
