Disclaimer: Don't own Iron Man (or the lyrics in this story)


Hogan had never been that good with technology. He knew the basics, of mobiles, and computers, and the like, and could function reasonably well in this modern world where everyone was glued to their touch-screens, but he never bothered to learn anything more than that which was absolutely necessary.

In retrospect, he should have realised that having such little technological knowledge was disastrously foolish when one was friends with Tony Stark; a fact that he learned the hard way one day when his phone began to ring in the middle of a not unimportant meeting.

Because I'm happy

"Dagnabbit, Tony!"


A.N.: People should say 'dagnabbit' more. They just should.