*I do not own Hetalia.*

(Another idea that was created for one of my two Russias, who now regrets thinking of this idea, enjoy. :3 )

"Dude how long is she going to keep this up?" A blond haired blue eyed man asked.

"This can go on for days, America."

"Now I feel sorry for you, you commie bastard."

~4 hours earlier~

"Big brother where are you?" A girl with long, light dirty-blond hair asked while walking down a long hallway. 'Don't let her find me, don't let her find me.' Russia thought as the girl got closer to his hiding spot.

"THE HERO HAS ARRIVED!" America shouted, striking a pose. The loud noise caused the girl to turn around fast. "So Commie what did you want?" America asked pointing toward the large plant where Russia had been hiding.

"You idiot now Belarus knows where I am…kolkolkol." Russia said annoyed. "Big brother Russia there you are. Now let's become one." Belarus said slowly walking in his direction.

"Take care of her." Russia said running away. "Wait…take care of who?" America said completely oblivious to everything. "Big brother wait for me!" Belarus said. "Oh her." America said. "You better nit get in the way of my relationship with my big brother." Belarus said brandishing one of her many knifes.

"Hehe…bye…WAIT FOR ME!" America yelled running after Russia.

"Some hero you are, Alfred." Russia stated after America caught up.

"Just shut up and run you Commie Bastard."

~Present~

"Dude do you think we are safe?"

"Nyet, we will never be safe."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"I will eliminate all who stand in the way of me and Big Brother Russia. Belarus said appearing behind America.

"OH DEAR GOD!"

Then there was only black.