Kyuubi Dork: Hi, me again!!! I'm in a good mood this weekend, so I'm going to post a new story now.

Thanks to my sis, So Happily Unsatisfied, for some ideas.

10 WAYS TO SCREW WITH ITACHI

1. Tell him it is Weasel Stomping Day as you brag about your new cleats.

2. After finding the Akatsuki Hideout, Contact the F.G.C.O.T.W., the Fan Girl Confederation of the World.

3. Set up a blind date with him and Orochimaru.

4. Use the mangekyou sharingan on Itachi to make him read 72 hours worth of rated M SasuIta fan fiction.

5. Get a friend and dress yourselves up as Itachi's parents, cover yourselves in flour, and haunt him.

6. Tell Pain and Konan that Itachi said that Pain is Tobi's bitch.

7. Send Itachi sexy letters "sent by Sasuke", saying that he wants to beat him, real good.

8. When Itachi and Tobi go on a mission together, stick a "hug me" sign on Itachi's back.

9. Tell Sakura that Sasuke now wears a black robe with red clouds, also tell her the coordinates to the Akatsuki hideout.

10. Switch Itachi's shampoo with yellow hair dye, steal his shaving cream, and replace his clothes with an orange jumpsuit,

Kyuubi Dork: Bye everyone gotta go play DDR with Gaara, wish me luck.