Shii-chan: hello people!!! I got bored so I went to right? So I'm all reading the yullen right...and then I'm thinking "why don't I use this stuff as some material?" YESS!!! Creator of the website if your reading this please don't report me...i really can't think of anything right now so I is doing this...

Kanda: I hate you so much baka neko...

Allen: don't be mean to her...remember last time you were?

Shii-chan: EXACTLY!!! So enjoy this series of yullen parodies...there is a reason it's rated T....

MUGEN

Chapter 1: Call

"Where's Kanda?" Allen asked himself. He was looking for Kanda in the order at the time. But to no prevail. So he was about to give up until Komui snuck up on him.

"What's wrong? Looking for someone?" Komui asked. Ah! This is my chance! Komui might know where Kanda is! Allen thought.

"Komui-san! Have you seen Kanda?" Allen asked. Still no luck.

"Kanda-kun? I haven't seen him, but...oh! I know!" Komui told him. "I'll tell you something good." He said in a mischievous little voice while beckoning him closer. " Kanda-kun's...S-E-C-R-E-T." he whispered into his ear.

Secret? I wonder what it is...damn it now I wanna know! Allen thought. There was wonder on his face. Just yelling at Komui that he wanted to know.

"Kanda-kun's...needless things..." Komui said all the words cut off from each other for a reason. SMASH!!!

"GYAAAA!" Allen yelped. Komui just stepped back as Kanda jumped from who knows where with Mugen in hand obviously trying to cut Komui in half.

"DON'T BLAB!!" Kanda yelled as he landed far from his target and in between Komui (which was his target) and Allen.

" No matter where he is, you can almost always find him that way! SO WHAT DID YOU NEED?" was what Komui said as Kanda turned to face Allen wondering the same thing

If I say I just wanted to invite him to afternoon tea he'll kill me, right? Was all Allen thought in disbelief...

Shii-chan: hehehee!! That was funny....i like this story even more when it's in it's manga form

Allen: I don't..

Kanda: of course you don't you sissy

Shii-chan: no being mean to the chibi!!

Allen: that's worse than being called Moyashi...

Shii-chan: yep!! Any who...ENJOY!!! AND REMEMBER!!! For every review I'm closer to finishing I Missed You... YESH!!!