Yip Yip Yippers, Here's My Unique pairings contest entry for Pikana. Does it sound rushed? BECAUSE I WROTE IT TODAY!!!


"Oh Hell", Pichu muttered under his breath. "Oh Heaven, Oh Earth, Oh God, Oh Jesus Christ, Oh Buddah, Oh Ghandi, Oh Life, Oh Death, Oh Arceus, Oh Mew, Oh Din, Oh Farore, Oh Nayru, Oh Mamuta, Oh Ice Goddess, Oh Yune, Oh Dream Fountain, OH CHOCOLATE COATED CRAZY HAND ON CRACK, SHE KNOWS!!!!!!" I screamed in a blood curdling voice at the ceiling while balling my paws up into fists. I turned a furious shade of crimson and walked out of my room into the empty moonlit hallway to avoid waking up my roommates Pikachu and Yoshi.

As the moon slid through the glass window and hit the ruby red carpet lining the hallways of Smash Mansion, I hopped onto the window sill so that I ended up staring down at my own lonely shadow.

"So... this is what it's come to...", I rubbed his eyes groggily. "What am I going to do when I see M... no, don't think about her. It's her insane brother you have to worry about. Who knows what he'll do when he finds out I like his big sister a little bit more than I should...", I hopped down so that I wouldn't have to stare at my own lone shadow and forced myself onward.

My thoughts somehow managed to carry me to the Smash Mansion Cafeteria. At the back of the Cafeteria was a stage and on the stage was Jigglypuff, polishing her microphone while humming a sweet little tune I recognized as the song she used to sing to me when I was stressed. This wasn't the fist time I had wandered out to the Cafeteria in the middle of the night, so she wasn't too surprised to see me.

I waddled over to the stage and sat down at the edge, facing out to the audience that wasn't there. Jigglypuff stopped polishing her microphone and sat down next to me. "Pichy? What is it this time?"

"It's... it's... it's...", I struggled to share my story, but the words died inside of me and I turned awkwardly back to where I had been staring before.

"Oh, that sounds serious... Pichu, do tell me what's wrong. You're only in your baby stage, you shouldn't be so stressed..."

"I'm 16!" I shouted looking at her, then I calmed down and sighed "I'm... sixteen... I'm not a baby anymore, forget what biological studies show, I'm a full blooded teenager... And you're only seventeen so don't tell me you knew how I felt at one time", I pouted. I was sensitive tonight and even if I didn't want to admit it, I knew perfectly well why....

"It's because of her...", I found myself whispering without knowing.

"Oh... who is this lucky girl you've so valiantly fallen for?" Jigglypuff smiled, hugging me in the hopes that the warmth would encourage me to go on.

I flinched and flung my head face first into my arms as my entire face turned to what I would have mistaken for as a very strange looking tomato if I had looked in the window and hadn't been feeling like I would have rather been ran over by a Tauros and Miltank stampede.

"Oh how my heart longs for hers, I once began to freak out because I thought I was having a heart attack, but when Dr. Mario told me that didn't happen to pokemon, I just realized that I was missing her... again..."

"Who?"

"Master Hand-OH!" I slapped my hands over my mouth and eyeballed Jigglypuff terrified as I accidentally slipped my beloved's name.

Jigglypuff just chuckled then titled her whole body, considering she was nothing more than a head and some limbs, to her side. "Wait... I thought that... Master Hand was a man... His voice... and he- er... she...", she pondered.

"She's a girl", I growled at her.

"Okay, okay!" she panicked. "I just thought... if anyone you would fall for someone like... one of the pokeball pokemon... maybe me-Oh! No, I don't mean anything like that! Maybe Nana... But... Master Hand? How old is... she?"

"17,649... but, she's immortal of course. So, she's around my age mentally", I muttered. I really didn't feel comfortable, but it felt good to get this all off my chest.

Jigglypuff yawned. "How did you find all this stuff out anyway?"

My face turned dark red again "Um... um.. um... we're... good friends..."

"Oh Pichi, honey, I'm so happy for you!" Jigglypuff hugged me, then leaned forward to kiss my forehead, causing me to rub it furiously and get into a pouting position again.

"Thanks...", I groaned in reply, pausing for a second then holding my head in my hands again. "Oh... Jiggly, what am I going to do??"

"You'd better quit moaning before someone comes and sees you blabbing about", Jigglypuff smiled, patting my back.

"But... she... K...N...O...W...S... JIGGLYPUFF, SHE KNOWS..."

"That you love her?"

"YES"

"But, that's nothing to be ashamed of!" she stood up, looking down at me.

I took my head out of my hands and looked up her. "It's not?"

"No! You go up to her! And you let her know you want to hold her! And love her! And that you wanna have her babies! And THAT YOU WANNA BE WITH HER TIL THE END OF TIME... and that you wouldn't mind getting in bed with her..." she shouted, pointing at the sky. She made sure to whisper that last part into my ear.

My ears drooped and my pupils disappeared along with the rest of my face as I stared at the mad puffball shouting to the sky.

"I didn't know you were insane Jigglypuff..."

She looked back down at me. "YOU DO NOW!!!"

Crazy Hand appeared in front of us suddenly.

"DO YOU MIND?! IMMAH TRYIN TO SLEEP!!!" he shouted, cuddling with a stuffed dragon with three heads.

My jaw dropped suddenly when the mad hand popped in. "S-Sorry, sir! I'll go to sleep right now!" I jumped up off the stage, ran out of the Cafeteria, dashed down the hallway. I looked out at the moon for a second... I miss her... I ran down the rest of the hallway, span around a corner, found my room, opened the door, slammed it behind me, and jumped under the covers of my bed before Crazy Hand could say anything more.

Jigglypuff stared at Crazy Hand. Crazy Hand stared at her.

Silence endured.

A bead of sweat popped up on Jigglypuff's head.

Crazy Hand twitched.

"Cra-"

"IMMAH FIRIN' MAH LAZ-"

"No...", Jigglypuff said sternly.

The next day was torture. First off, I woke up sleep deprived because I was so nervous while I was sleeping. I looked into the mirror to find an alternate world version of me where hairbrushes don't exist and we ride high speed roller coasters every day. I did up my goggles so that they hid most of the mess. Then, I brushed my teeth for hours until I was sure those stupid bad breath germs had been vanquished and I spent forever trying to pop every single pimple. I made sure to shave too, but then I remembered I was covered in fur.

I suddenly clutched at my heart. It had been doing that lately... every time I remembered her. Every time I remembered that she KNEW. It throbbed and I saw her... well, hand... It was such a pretty hand. She had a human form though too. In fact, she had given me a looooong tutorial over her race and all the different abilities, but of course I was too busy staring at her.

"Augh!" I grunted, clutching at my heart again. "Calm down, calm down...". I ended up smiling again as I imagined her sweet face giggling at me


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