It was pet day at Nerve Headquarters. Auska brought her latest boy friend, Shinji brought his pet ego (very small of course), Gendo brought Rei on a very small leash, Ritsuko brought one of her mutant cats, Mistao brought Pen-Pen, and the rest were to damn poor (with the minimal wages they make in a government job) to own any pets. The ones who brought pets were laughing and chuckling amongst each other, every now and then taking dirty glances at the non pet owners.
"Rich bastards," Kaji mumbled under his breath. "At least I get paid more at my secret other job."
"What secret other job?" asked Gendo, who was standing next to him the whole time.
"Uhhh..." Kaji stumbled. "...fish market?"
"Ugghhhh!" Hyuuga suddenly shouted as Rei took a piss on his pant leg.
With a swift movement Hyuuga drew his gun from his pocket.
"Ok... now I'm really pissed off!" he shouted.
"Technically you've just been pissed on but..." Shinji muttered.
Hyuuga turned and shot Shinji's ego.
"Ow." Shinji said unenthusiastically.
Then Hyuuga turned and shot Rei and shouted. "How do you like that, Gendo!"
Gendo snapped his fingers and 12 exactly identical Reis (all of which were carrying large knifes) came out of the nearest closet, and lunged at Hyuuga. See that splat on the wall that used to be Hyuuga.
Suddenly the non pet owners attacked the pet owners. While being chased by Kaji Pen-Pen escaped into a hole in the wall. The hole led Pen- Pen into a large dark room, so Pen-Pen walked farther into the strange room. Suddenly he fell down a hole, and landed on something soft. Lights turned on, he was in the entry plug for Auska's Unit-2.
"Unit-2 launch!" said an intercom.
Hope you like it so far, I'm hopping to do another chapter soon. Yeah... give me your opinion. Oh and if you want to contact me my e-mail address is: that's because I'm this guys friend without a file of my own, so I just use his, so thanx bye!
