Right! umm... this is my first fanfic so... FROM NOW I WILL BE IN YOUR HANDS! PLEASE TAKE CARE OF ME! *Ahem*... yes but anyway Derick Landy owns Skulduggery Pleasant not me and Florence and the machines own Kiss with a fist so yea... not my genius it's Florence and the Machines and Dereks genius... so ummm... please R+R

Oh and I changed the lyrics to match the situation of the characters... that is the fanfic but I will probably end up making the beginning and end chapters bigger

P.S this is Valduggery!

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Skulduggery looked in to Chinas eyes.

He moved a piece of hair from her eye and hooked it 'round her ear he leaned in their faces centimeters apart

And thought he'd never look back

You kissed me once
I kissed you back
You gave a kick
I gave a slap
You smashed a plate
Over my head
Then I set fire to our bed

You kissed me once
I kissed you back
You gave a kick
I gave a slap
You smashed a plate
Over my head
Then I set fire to our bed

My eyes are shadows
Your blue eyes sees no pain
Your slaps don't stick
Your kicks don't hit
So we remain the same
Magic tricks, Adrenalin kicks
Broken hearts that don't fit
A kick in the teeth is good for some
A kiss with a fist is better for no one
A-woah a kiss with a fist is better for no one

Broke my jaw once before
Spilt your blood upon the floor
You broke my femur in return
So let's sit back and watch the bed burn
Magic tricks, Adrenalin kicks
Broken hearts that don't fit
A kick in the teeth is good for some
A kiss with a fist is better for no one
A-woah a kiss with a fist is better for no one

You kissed me once
I kissed you back
You gave a kick
I gave a slap
You smashed a plate over my head
Then I set fire to our bed

You kissed me once
I kissed you back
You gave a kick
I gave a slap
You smashed a plate over my head
We've set fire to our bed...

Skulduggery sighed.

He couldn't continue like this!

He was going to have to end it. them.

He felt so lonely and they were hurting each other in mind AND body

He had to talk to some one...

And the only person possible was...

Valkyrie.