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WARNING:May contain bad language,viewer discression is advised.
It was another day for the hetalias,after the meeting everyone countries stayed behind,Poland he walked up to to have a nice coversation to him,America just sat their looking straight ahead eating pocky.
"Hey like America,would you like to totally hang out?"
"No,sorry I'm busy"America didn't hardly care for Poland,he thought he was kinda annoying with the preppy voice.
"Okay so like can I totally,have some of your pockey?"Poland asked nicely.
"No"
"Okay then like,can I totally-"
"No"
"You like didn't know what I was totally say"
"Yeah I do"America said eating more pocky.
Poland crossed his arms"You like didn't even know what I was going to say"
"Yeah I do"America gets up and is standing face-to-face with Poland."Like can I totally talk to you for a while then?"America immitated Poland quite well,but Poland didn't apprecitate he just wanted to do was be friends,what is wrong with America today?
"What is like totally wrong with you today America,all I just ask for a hang out with like no,you have to be a damn bitch about it!"
America pointed his chocolate pocky to his nose"I know your not talkin to me!"
Poland took a bite out of America's pocky,America was just smirked" Yeah,I'm like talkin to you.Hero,heroes don't act like they got poles stuck up their ass"
"Oh now your thinking about poles up asses, thinking about fucking Lithuania are you?"
"Like no,he's like my should like know the word fuck,you say it as your catch 's what you do at night to England"
England spit out the tea he was drinking,Italy was confused on what the word fuck was,so he asked Germany all he did was sighed,and so did China.
America was cranky this morning.
"I didn't fuck England!"
"Then like how the hell did you have 50 children,England must be tired of getting pregnant with you,no wonder he has mood swings!"
England was now chocking on the tea,France just patted him on the back.
America was really mad...
"I hope that he like totally dumps your ass and fucks France"
After when England started chooking,and France grinned.
"Shut up,I bet you don't even know what gender you are"
"Like yes I do,male"
"You dress like a girl"
"It's like called cross-dressing"
"You call it that, I call it transvestite"
"Pole sucker"
"Cheeseburger ass"
"Asshole"
"I like hope you die from diabetes"
"I hope you die from fucking Lithuania"
Poland didn't say nothing else but put up his middle finger,and walked out.
America was mad,still cranky like a baby.
Japan went into the kitchen and got America's cheeseburger,and shoved it into America's mouth.
A few seconds later,America was back and loud as ever.
All America needed was a cheeseburger,he was cranky cause of not eating his favorite food.
Arguing due to crazyness,America really had a pole stuck up his ass.
But it's out now!
