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"Big news!" Someone yelled.

Kim and Julie's heads turned to see who it was - some unknown freshmen was running through the halls announcing stuff. They turned to each other again and started comparing chemistry notes.

"The," he looked down at his hand, "great Don Jerry Martinez, the," another glance at his hand, "baddest, coolest, awes- swasomest, amazingest,"

"Most amazing," Julie automatically corrected under her breath. Kim stifled a smirk.

"bad boy in school." the freshmen finished.

"Totally repetitive." Julie muttered.

"Jerry probably paid the kid off to do that for him." Kim said.

"Why?" Julie asked.

"Yo yo yo!" a Latino boy with curly black hair wearing 'typical bad boy clothes' came into the hallway dancing his typical dance, with his typical music playing in the background. Kim and Julie rolled their eyes. "Yo people, if you haven't figured it out, I am Jerry Martinez, and I am awesome. I am so awesome I got the right to make up a new word, and it is swasome. Anyone who ever wants to use that word must first pay me 300 -"

"Now, now, Jerry," a different boy came up to him. He had brown hair, brown eyes, the works. "Give the people a break, I mean, the bell's gonna ring any minute and we still have to find Milton,"

"Oh, Milton? So that's who we're looking for?" Jerry asked. "I found him back in the health classroom doing that stupid pre-meditation, prepare for death kinda thing he always does."

"Seriously, Jerry?" the boy asked. "You couldn't have mentioned this before hand?" the kid looked ready to kill Jerry.

"Well, I would have, especially when he started to crawl under the desk and whimper and stuff, but then Donna Tobin came along and -"

"Forget it." Jack said. He spotted Kim from across the hallway, raising her eyebrows. "Hey, Kim!" he called.

Kim muttered to Julie, "And here comes that little winker (shoutout if you can guess what episode that's from!) now." Julie smirked and rolled her eyes.

"Hey, Jack," Kim said, as she turned back to her locker to get her books. "What's up?"

"Oh, nothing much." Jack said.

"Really?" Kim asked. "Because I thought I'd heard the sound of a confrontation back down the hall. Black Dragons, maybe?"

"Huh? Oh, that. Yeah, it was nothing. They were just trying to stuff Emmett into some locker. Again."

"And Mr. I'm-So-Cool-And-Muscular stopped them? Or did you?" Kim asked, feigning interest. Only the sparkle in her eye, visible to no one, proved she was teasing.

"So where have you been, Kim? Sticking your head under a hair dryer again? That's the only explanation for it." Jack jested back.

"Only explanation for what?" Kim asked with narrowed eyes.

"For -"

The bell rang, and Jerry and Julie breathed a sigh of relief. This was typical Kim and Jack behavior; if they hadhad more time, the pair would have really gotten into it. They worked this way: they could say anything they wanted while they were in a "war", and only if it was something extremely offensive could this be brought the to mats for sparring at the dojo.

"Your hair being so pretty," Jack finished in a hurried tone. "Gotta go!"

He took off and Kim called after him, "A jade's trick, Jack! I know you too well for that to be completely honest! This isn't over!"

Jerry ran after Jack and Julie pulled Kim away to their next class.

hey guys, so this is based off Much Ado About Nothing so it's going to really follow that plotline - going to do it as BEST as i can while still keeping the characters like they are on the TV Show, so keeping Jack and Kim's relationship on the show like it is in Much Ado is going to be really REALLY hard but i will try my best to make it like the show and the book at the same time... ANY IDEAS ARE ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS WELCOME, IF YOU HAVE ANY. I will try to keep it like it is on the show - therefore Eddie will not be appearing UNLESS Alex comes back for a guest appearance on the show itself. And i watch it every week (can you believe season 3 is starting and there's only been ONE episode with kick?) so everything will be very well updated. hope you guys like!

and the only way i'm going to post the next chapter is to get reviews. the limit is 3. 3 reviews is all i ask, and i will requite thee. (if you havent guessed im reading Much Ado in class). and followers get shoutouts! same thing with my other story, What Could Have Been - hope you guys check that out! and i hope you guys like! R&R!