Well I'm not sure how this is going to turn out yet but I do know I got the parts of this from a song I listen to frequently. I wanna see if anyone can guess the song, and if not I will eventually post it and a link to it. Well this is basically Edward going on a blind date and realizing it sucks and Blind dates suck, hence the title. But what will he find at the bar after he leaves his crappy date? Who will he find? Well I rated this story M because I'm paranoid and because the character may use words that aren't dinner table conversation appropriate. Okay so I am going to stop talking now and let y'all read.
Blind Dates Suck
"Pick up your pants girl!" I said raising my voice. I walked over to the other side of the back room. I just wanted to get back out to the bar and drink and be with my brother, Jasper.
"But Edward-"
"No. We aren't drunk enough to get it on!" I practically yelled.
"Not drunk enough? Someone can hold their liquor, huh? I would have thought you drank the place out." She said with a sardonic smile playing at the edges of her lips.
"I need a frekin' Viagra! Cause you're to ugly to turn me on." Well that wiped the smile off her lips quickly.
"You said my MySpace picture was beautiful." She said and it came out in a whine that made me want to bash my head in.
"Yeah, I saw your picture. My MySpace has never done me wrong, either. Until tonight girl, you are not my type girl."
"So, what? You want me to just leave?" She gave me an exasperated look.
"Yeah, Lauren, that would be the point." I said and turned on my heel; I'm done with her.
I walked out of the back room and scanned the dance floor. No sign of Jasper there. At the bar, though, that's a different story. He was sitting on a stool nursing a bottle of beer. It looked like he more so reading the nutrition facts.
"So how good is a beer for you?" I asked coming up behind him. Scared the hell out of him too. He jumped letting out a yelp and spilled some beer on the bar.
"Just dandy." He muttered dryly. Then he looked around. "Where's Jessica?"
"Jessica was last week, fuck I sound like a whore. But anyway tonight was Lauren."
"How did that go?" he snickered.
"You wanna know the first thing I thought when I saw her?" I asked and he nodded.
"I'm going to need a little more drinks that that. To hook up with a girl that looks like that. Oh my god this bitch is fat! She is going to totally squash my skinny ass. I was about to ask you to lift me up, lift me over the bar, and fill me up. I was in need of a few more drinks and some drugs. That was the only thing that was going to make me wanna wake next to her.
"She had me hypnotized! I could tell by the way she licked her lips. More like slobbered on them, but you get the point. And I had a feeling we were going to fuck tonight but I couldn't let that happen. Oh my god I couldn't live like that. I was about to ask for someone to take my life. I'm not emo but I would rather be dead that with that bitch!" I was gasping for air by the time I was done with my rant.
"If I was there I think I may have told you to jump out a damn window." Jasper said smiling. I couldn't help but scan the room again. I think I may be desperate that's what Rose, my sister, said anyway.
"Do you just wanna go home I don't want to have another reason to blame Tom for my bad dating life."
"Yeah I would Edward but look what just walked in." Jasper pointed to two lovely ladies that just walked in.
A pretty short girl walked in. She was in a stunning silver dress that flowed around her. She was elfin, almost pixy- like. Her short, black, hair was spiked in an array all over her head. I was about to show her to Jasper, because I think they would go great together. Man, I feel like the fuckin' matchmaker. Anyway, Jasper was drooling over her. He was in for it and so was I.
A elegant girl walked in. She was in an astonishing blue dress. It was simple but had such an effect on her with her creamy skin. She was taller than the other girl. And from here she had brown eyes and long mahogany hair. I had to close my mouth; don't wanna start drooling like Jasper. I think I'm falling, and falling hard.
Alright well this is the first chapter and I really want your feedback. Let me know how I did. And yeah that's it. Next chapter is in the works if y'all really want it. XXX
