Just a bit of fun.

"I've known her for years – you've been here like two minutes!"

"Well, who was here when you disappeared!?"

"That's not fair!" Ruby growled, "I was stuck on the other side of that stupid ice-wall. I would have been if – "

"But you weren't. I was!" Ariel argued.

"Um guys…" Belle tried to interject but was ignored.

"Oh, whatever," Ruby scoffed, "You come and go with that tail. You're not constant."

Ariel fired up, "Do not bring my tail into this, you…you…wolf! You're too rough for her!"

Ruby growled lowly, "Maybe she likes rough. You're too…too… you have a tail, you don't even know about…the area's, I mean do mermaids even have reproductive organs?"

"Guys!" Belle interrupted louder this time, but to no avail.

"I have legs now, are you blind?" Ariel shook a leg at Ruby.

Ruby jumped out of the way, "Yeah, but have you ever even been with a woman before?"

Ariel's cheeks turned rosy, "That is none of your business," her voice reached a new pitch, "Just because you are so open and free with your sexuality. Perhaps I do not give myself away so easily as you – "

Ruby clenched her fists, "That was not me! I was cursed! A curse you so conveniently avoided swimming all over the realms!"

"I didn't even know about the stupid curse – "

"GUYS!" Belle yelled this time, stopping the two women in their tracks.

They both looked at her, blinking stupidly, as though they'd forgotten she was even there.

Belle huffed, "A few things," she started, "I'm right here so don't speak as though I am not. You are both my close friends, it doesn't matter how long or intermittently I have known you. And for the record you both have tails, don't be so stupid!" she sighed, "I love you both for different reasons, I wish you'd just get along."

Ruby and Ariel nodded dumbly, shocked by the outburst.

"And lastly?" Belle asked.

"Uh-huh," Ariel and Ruby nodded.

Belle smirked, "Why can't I have both?"

Ariel's eyebrows shot into her hairline.

Ruby's jaw dropped.

"Well?" Belle quirked an eyebrow, grinning at her friends reactions.