Disclamer: I don't own re or wesker.


This was not a very good day for Albert Wesker. For one thing Birkin had 'accidentally' blown up a bottle of hair dye and turned Wesker's hair purple.

It took him 5 hours and a bottle of blonde hair spray to return his hair to its former glory. Now he was currently inside Spencer mansion trying to get rid of S.T.A.R.S. for good. Just moments ago he heard a scream come from one of the bathrooms.

"What the hell happened…?" He mumbled as he opened the door. "DIE YOU GREEN FREAK." Was all he heard when a flame went right by his hair. "OH MY GOD."

He screamed and he ran around in circles. His hair was on fire. "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF." He yelled and he ran into the wall 5 times. "AHHHHHH."

He screamed in a very brad like way. "Don't worry captain. Just stay still." Jill said trying not to burst into a fit of giggles.

She had tried to spray some water on his head but nothing happened. "MOVE." Wesker yelled as he flew into the tub and doused off the flames. "JILL VALENTINE."

He roared, but was cut short as 2 hunters popped up out of nowhere. It seems Wesker's screams attracted some attention.

Jill let out a high pitched scream killing the first hunter immediately. The other was in so much of a daze that when he tied to slash wesker. He cut a very large amount of his hair off.

Jill stopped and stared. So did the hunter. Wesker was in a state of shock that he did not notice Chris come in. He too stared at Wesker's sizzling, cut hair and stopped. Then they all busted out into fits laughter.

Wesker growled and took out his berretta. With one good shot to the head he killed the hunter. "Shut up if you don't want to end up like him." He growled and the other two quieted down.


Wesker was trying to make his way to the tyrant room when he spotted a red herb on the ground. "Hmm….I wonder what this does." He mumbled as he crushed it and put it into his mouth.

Everything turned into a rainbow of different colors. "Whoa…this is so cool." He said as a vial of the T-virus floated past him. "Come back beautiful." He yelled as he chased a stray hunter who just so happened to scamper past.

It let out a high pitched squeal as it ran. Wesker jumped it and threw them both into a closet. "Oh yea." He mumbled and the hunter broke down the door and ran.

"Wait baby I LOOVE YOU!" He proclaimed as he continued to chase it until his face collided with a door that Chris opened. "No wait Chris maybe we should stick together." Jill said.

"Right. Chris said with a smile and followed her out. They were both unaware of the massive dent in the door….


R&R PEOPLES .