Author's notes: Hello everyone, this is my first MLP fanfic. I don't even know how to describe this story. I just became inspired after reading other stories. Please review and leave constructive criticism.

Warning: The content in the story is not going to everyone's cup of tea. There are going to be a lot of fucked up things. If you are easily offended or triggered, I suggest reading something else. If not, still, I warned ya.

Thank you and Enjoy

Disclaimer: I do not own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic


Chapter 1: Back to Equestria

This is my story of me coming back home. Well, one of my homes. I got kicked out of two of them by their landlords, I blew up some, and I got rescued from others. Oh, where are my manners. The name is Adrien, and I'm nothing. I'm just someone who drifts from place to place, not really doing much. Just going with the flow. I've been doing this for all I can remember.

As of right now, I'm drifting through space. Don't know exactly where I am, and don't know exactly where I'm going. If you're wondering how I got here, well, it's actually a funny story. I was running away through a huge city from a bunch of lizard-men after impregnating their queen (though technically you could say she forced me, but I wasn't really complaining). So, after losing them in an alleyway, I opened a portal to another dimension.

Oh! That's another thing I forgot to mention! I have powers that can alter the very fabric of reality! I can basically do whatever I want. Whether it be turn myself into anything, time travel, messing with physics, and even destroy universes, these powers are endless and have helped me when I'm in a bind. Some say I'm blessed, others say I'm cursed. I don't exactly remember how I get them, but I do know that everyone wants me for few reasons.

Hell, there are those that think I'm God, those that fear me, and those that just want me dead. Bad news for those last kinds of people, I can't exactly die. Believe me, I've tried. From suicide attempts, getting mauled by animals, drinking poisons, having nuclear bombs fall straight on me, planets destroyed, to even falling into a black hole, nothing has been able to end my life. Even if something or someone was able to kill me, I doubt God, Satan, or any other deities would want me again (ungrateful motherfucking cunts!).

Now, back to the story, I'm drifting through an endless sea of stars and space dust. I can't really see any recognizable planetary systems or galaxies. I drift for many hours, days, and weeks, and still found nothing. I eventually get bored, and fall asleep. Even though I don't need sleep, I like to anyway. Keeps me grounded. Now, you might ask "why not just teleport yourself to a place you're familiar with instead of drifting randomly through space?". Well, where's the fun in that? I like randomly drifting through space. It's like having a box chocolates, except the box is a universe, and the chocolates are the countless galaxies, stars, and planets in one.

When I woke up, I found myself in a very familiar planetary system. Well, it's only one planet, a Sun and a moon that orbits around it, and an asteroid field around it. The planet itself, Equis, is a planet that I haven't visited for a while.

The first time I went there was when I was shot out of that black hole I was imprisoned for about 8 billion years. I was so drained of energy, I was reverted back to being a mortal newborn. Before leaving, I was mysteriously placed into a time sphere shrouded in light. It was made for extreme time dilation. Light years outside the sphere would seem like minutes inside. I was soaring through space for over 120 light years. My journey neared its end when I traveled through a wormhole and got transported to the system Equis is located.

I crash landed on the land of Equestria and was found by its ruler. At first, the people were very afraid of me because of how different I look, but after a while, I grew on them. I stayed there for around 1,000 years, relearning my memories and regaining my immortality and my powers, but I didn't do it alone. I had many friends and family to help me. My adopted mother was very supported of me and never abandoned me. As I regained most of my powers, I was able to help Equestria in many different ways and I was genuinely happy.

Unfortunately, that happiness didn't last long as the people of Equestria began losing trust in the monarchy because of me and my powers. They didn't think it was right for someone like me to roam around wherever they wants and be left unchecked. They wanted to keep me under control in case of the off chance I were to turn evil and go against everyone. This didn't work out well, and left many people I cared injured and suffering. I eventually decided it would be best if I left Equestria and Equis without a trace.

I don't know how things will be now, and I'm still pretty hesitant in coming back, but I miss my family there, and I'm hoping things will be different this time. I made my descent into the planet. My body began to heat up as I entered the atmosphere. There were no clouds that obstructed my vision as I saw where I was heading. It was a massive forest. I closed my eyes and braced for impact.