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Wizengamont chambers August 25th 1995

The wizengamont just returned to the main wizengamont chamber,

They were going to make a law to register all muggleborns.

After all it worked for werewolf's why wouldn't it work for them.

This way they could prevent them from taking the good jobs.

They were just about to vote when…

Kaboom!

The door exploded in a shower of shrapnel,

To everyone's shock there stood…

Little red riding hood, oops I mean Lord Voldemort… (*1)

The herald though scared out of his wits stepped forward and announced:

Lord Slytherin, then ran away screeming.

To this announcement Dumbledoor stood up and said: Your name?

To what Voldemort responded: Lord Voldemort.

Shaking in fear Fudge said: that cant be your dead!

Ignoring this reaction Dumbledoor flipped trough a very large book.

So sorry no such person exists, your given name if you will…

Voldemort responded MY NAME IS LORD VOLDEMORT!

Not according to the book of names Dumbledoor replied.

It says here:

Name: Tom Marvolo Riddle jr.

04-04-1939

?-?-?

Status: Quarterblood

Mental status: unknown

Father: Tom Marvolo Riddle sr

01-04-1905

11-11-1958†

Status: Muggle.

Mental status: unknown

Mother: Merope Ann Gaunt

05-06-1909

03-09-1956†

Status: Squib (pureblood squib counts as halfblood)

Mental status: Insane

Waiting a few seconds to let it sink in,

Voldemort is obviously a fake name, if it is fake it doesn't exist

And with that Voldemort started to glow an fell apart in a sea of black particles.

There is power in names, especially in magically strong places such as the ministry (built over a leyline) if in such a place a thing that doesn't exist claims to exist magic will interfere (*2)

Dumbledoor started thinking why didn't I do this before, now I don't have to put the pressure of the world on Harry.

And so before the start of Harry's 5th year Voldemort was destroyed

The END


AN.

*1 Writer feels shame for mistake : (

*2 Gundam Seed Destiny (zaft chairman unmasks Athrun by saying if something has a fake name it doesn't really exist, gave me the idea for this fic) (yes I've been viewing gundam seed destiny again)