Leo just had the worst Nightmare.

He and Gaea were chilling together having a good time, when suddenly they heard the girliest scream coming towards them.

That could mean two things Frank was flying around as a dragon again because somebody said "butt". or...

Octavian!

They figured out it was the later pretty soon, when they saw stuffing fly past them.

Leo could swear he saw a panda with lipstick stains flying right next to him.

Gaea threw her Pink teacup towards Leo's head and put her hand on her hip "You always invite stupid people to our tea parties! ugh, i'm just going to die now!"

and she did

Leo made the worst mistake of his life and turned his head towards the scream.

The image of Octavian's lips so close would haunt his mind forever.

Leo thought of jumping of Festus, drowning himself with tea, anything! Anything, would be better than this.

But he was too late. What happened next is too horrible to describe.

Let's just say people fainted, children screamed, Jason's started crying.

Leo did not survive, His body couldn't take it and exploded.

Octavian had that effect on people.

Leo woke up a few days later flying on festus.

"Wait I'm alive, but how? My body couldn't possibly survive what Octavian did to me." Leo shivered at the memory.

Festus just shrugged his shoulders, and showed him the duct tape he used.

"Ah, brilliant." Leo noticed the giant billboard that said Ogygia.

"ooh that's convenient, might as well save her then"

Leo fell of Festus out of habit and landed right next to Calypso.

Of course not after a few amazing stunts he had been practicing.

Calypso clapped and then started glaring at him.

"You're late" She said

"Well excuse me princess, you have no idea what I had to go through to get here."

Leo started crying. Clearly not over the experience

Calypso rolled her eyes "whatever, just get me off here will you"

Leo stuck out his hip and waved his hand "Not with that attitude, girlfriend"

Festus folded his arms behind Leo and nodded.

"uugh I knew I shouldn't have kissed you, you so don't deserve me"

"oh no she didn't!" festus creaked.

Leo shook his head and started walking towards Calypso's magic table.

"you should not have said that" Festus shook his head too and started creaking tsk sounds.

"Wait! No, what are you going to do"

Leo stopped in front of the table and rummaged through his tool belt.

"I take it back! Please, not my table!"

Leo took out a chainsaw that he got from the British cover and looked over to calypso!

"too late bitch" Leo said with crazy eyes

he destroyed the table like a maniac, yelling how she always loved the table more than him

Calypso sobbed and started hugging the remaining pieces of her table

"And for you information." He whispered " Even Octavion kisses better than you."

"Boom bitch" Festus creaked.

Leo jumped on festus his back and gave Nico a slap on his butt.

Nico, who was wearing the most gorgeous bikini by the way, sat on Leo's lap and crossed his legs.

Since Calypso started to kiss her table pieces they decided this was their cue to leave.

They flew into the sunset and lived happily ever after, even Calypso found happiness with her table and had four beautiful children.