I don't own Twilight or New Moon. They are Mrs. Meyers. I also don't own Panic! At the Disco or their song Camisado! I love Brendon Urie! I hear he's a virgin… and he is also only a year older than me… so that makes him twenty!
This takes place after Bella, Edward, and Alices graduation. So Bella is a vampire.
The Road Trip From Hell
By: Alunamai
Chapter One: Thing's started off smoothly…
Bella POV
"Okay, my question is, who in their right mind is going to take eight people… excuse me… vampires and stuff them all in an eight seater SUV? I mean, Emmett takes up almost an entire two seats!" I yelled at Carlisle… that felt good… I was aggravated.
"Carlisle does." Alice answered me. " Plus, this is a special SUV… It's a ten seater… don't ask how it was accomplished… it just was. Now get in." I did as I was told. I got in the back row of the vehicle and Edward sat next to me. Beside him sat Alice and Jasper, in front of us were Rosalie and Emmett, and Esme was in the passenger seat. Evidently that left Carlisle to the driving.
"Alice… this is not an SUV!" Rosalie spat. "This is a Hummer! That's why the four of you can fit in the back seat."
"What ever Rose." Alice laughed a moment. She then turned her attention to Jasper.
"Where are we even going?" I asked after a while.
"Denali!" They all cheered. Was it just me or was everyone happy about this road trip.
Lets see, I've been a vampire now for two months. I have an aversion to human blood. We just moved here to Maine, and we were now taking a cross-country road trip… and are going to attempt driving at a normal speed… this can only end badly. I mean… seriously… and we don't know what my other gift is yet… I mean… according to Alice… I have at least two.
"Bella, everything will be okay. We haven't been on a family road trip since… 1950." Jasper said quietly.
"Jazz, darling… that was only you and I… and the reason for that is because we found what we were looking for. The family hasn't been on a real road trip… ever!" Alice said with a giggle.
"Oh, right." Jasper laughed.
Carlisle started the hummer and started to drive toward the highway. Esme popped in a CD, which contained music from the opera Carmen. Immediately the car filled with groans… all of which came from the back seat.
"No!" Jasper yelled. "Anything but that!"
"N Sync!" Rosalie and Alice yelled. Most of us shuddered.
"From the vibration of the car, the answer is no." Carlisle laughed.
"Who listens to N Sync anymore?" Emmett asked.
"Obviously your wife." Edward said. "And her hyper active sister." And stone hit marble.
"I am not hyper active… just a little insane!" Alice said in a innocent voice.
"That's why you were in the asylum."
"Edward, do you want to start this right now. Cause you'll be going down… and theres nothing your Bella can do to safe you!"
"Leave me out of this."
"Well, no one likes N Sync."
"Excuse me Edward… after taking an extensive look at your music collection… I noticed that you have every single N Sync, Backstreet Boy, 98 degree, O Town, West Life, and Dream Street CD in existence." I said.
"Traitor."
"Oh, and did I mention that he has every single Cher CD as well."
"You listen to Cher?"
"Are you gay?"
"Obviously not since I am engaged to this lovely little traitor next to me."
"That doesn't mean a thing, Edward, and you know it."
"I like her music and that is all."
"I like her music… and that is all." Emmett mocked him. It was funny.
"Emmett, don't mock your brother."
"What is wrong with Cher?"
"Sweetie, it's mainly gay men who listen to Cher." I informed my fiancée.
"Well, I am here to put it out in the world… I am not gay." He smacked Emmett in the back of the head..
"Edward, don't hit your brother." Esme stated.
"Sorry, Mom."
"Ha ha, Eddie's in trouble."
"You know, Emmett, I don't like it when you call me by my shortened name." Edward said in a scolding voice. That must come from being the "older brother" of the group. When, in all actuality, it's Jasper who is the eldest brother. Of course, if you were to bring that up in conversation… Edward would argue it… until you agreed with him. I've tried, and according to Jasper, I am the only one who has been able to get Edward to agree with me.
"Too bad. Cry me a river, and have Jasper build me a bridge to get over it." Emmett said as he turned to face the road.
"How about I let you drown in that river?" Jasper said after a moment of thought.
"How about not?" Emmett said after a moment.
"How about we listen to this?" I said as a pulled a CD out of my bag. It was a mix CD that I had made a couple of weeks before with all of my favorite songs… or songs that reminded me of Edward or the Cullens. So mainly there were songs on there from Panic! At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Blue October, Muse, Aqua (we all know it was Barbie Girl… aka… Rosalie), Savage Garden, and Goo Goo Dolls. Esme placed it in the CD player.
The IV and Your hospital bedThis was no accident
This was a therapeutic chain of events
This the scent of dead skin on the linoleum floor
This is the scent of quarantine wings in a hospital
It's not so pleasant and its not so conventional
It sure as hell ain't normal
But we deal, we deal
The anesthetic never set in and I'm wondering where
The apathy and urgency that I thought I phoned in
It's not so pleasant and it's not so conventional
It sure as hell ain't normal
Be we deal, we deal
Just sit back, just sit back
Just sit back and relax
Just sit back, just sit back
Just sit back and relapse again
Can't take the kid from the fight, take the fight from the kid
Sit back relax
Sit back relapse again
Can't take the kid from the fight, take the fight from the kid
Just sit back
Just sit back
You're a regular decorated emergency
You're a regular decorated emergency
This the scent of dead skin on the linoleum floor
This is the scent of quarantine wings in a hospital
It's not so pleasant and it's not so conventional
It sure as hell ain't normal
But we deal, we deal
The anesthetic never set in and I'm wondering where
The apathy and urgency that I thought I phoned in
It's not so pleasant and it's not so conventional
It sure as hell ain't normal
Be we deal, we deal
Can't take the kid from the fight, take the fight from the kid
Sit back relax
Sit back relapse again
Can't take the kid from the fight, take the fight from the kid
Just sit back
Just sit back
Sit back sit back
Relax relapse
Sit back sit back
Wo oh oh oh
You can take the kid out of the fight
You're a regular decorated emergency
With bruises and contusions that will remind me of what you did when you wake
You've earned your place inside the ICU's hall of fame
Camera caught you causing a commotion on the gurney again
You're a regular decorated emergency
With bruises and contusions that will remind me of what you did when you wake
You've earned your place inside the ICU's hall of fame
Camera caught you causing a commotion on the gurney again
Can't take the kid from the fight, take the fight from the kid
Sit back relax
Sit back relapse again
Can't take the kid from the fight, take the fight from the kid
Just sit back
Just sit back
Sit back sit back
Relax relapse
Sit back sit back
Wo oh oh oh
You can take the kid out of the fight
The IV and you hospital bed
This was no accident
This was a therapeutic chain of events
Everyone had remained silent through the entire song. Then Carlisle started laughing and was soon joined by Edward.
"What's so funny?" I asked.
"It's almost as if they knew you!" Carlisle said after he contained himself.
"You would think? Right?" Edward said in between his fits of laughter.
"Right." I said after a moment. Thanks For the Memories by Fall Out Boy was now playing in the background.
"Hey! A mall!" Alice chimed. "Carlisle, pull off the high way… lets go there!" She stated. "Hey! I said pull off the high way! Esme! Tell him to pull off the high way!"
"Don't order your mother around." Carlisle said after a moment. He pulled off the highway at the next exit and made his way over to the mall. "You have two hours… no more… no less. We need to be back on the road as soon as possible… and Alice… we are not going to stop every mall we come across!"
"Aww, why not?" Alice pouted as we neared the mall entrance.
"Because then it will take us a year to arrive at our destination." Carlisle answered after a moment.
"Actually," Jasper started. "It would take us over two or three years to arrive at our destination…" He stopped and had a look of horror. " I mean it would not take very long at all! Alice, I hate it when you do that."
"It's the only thing that causes you massive pain."
A/N: Okay, what do you all think… be honest now. I really need to know if I should keep this or not.
If you have any ideas, let me know! I can always use them!
