Unpredictable
There she is, the girl that makes my life a living hell nearly every day and I know what you're thinking but no I honestly don't mind it in fact I love it although I haven't figured out what I love about it is it the attention, the fact she notices me or that it makes her happy. Well she is currently on Carly's couch her long blonde hair curving her face perfectly, those ocean blue eyes that can out sparkle the night sky and the smile that shows each and every one of her teeth. "Freddie?" she asks, crap I must have been daydreaming again "Huh yeah what?" I quickly try and compose myself "I said what do ya want." She shoot back "Oh what am I not allowed over to Carly's anymore." I quickly reply "Well not if you're just gonna stand there and creepily stare at me." I look for an excuse then spot the 5 boxes of fat cakes. "I wasn't creepily staring at you I was wondering how the heck you can eat 5 boxes of fat cakes by yourself…before 12pm might I add." She slowly scans the area around her feet then proclaims "I haven't eaten five boxes." She reaches into her pocket and pulls out another fat cake then adds "See I have one left that I was saving for later although all this talk of fat cakes has made me hungry…thanks a lot nub now I gotta eat this damn thing. Urghh you urk me so much."
"What are you guys arguing about now." Carly states as she comes down the stairs apparently catching the tail end of our conversation. "Well Carly I was simply wondering how on earth one girl can eat five boxes of fat cakes and still…" Carly cuts in "Saaaaaam I told you not to eat the fat cakes they were for Socko and Spencer's fishing trip." Carly angrily stares at the girl "But I didn't eat all of them see" she holds up the now empty wrapper "Oh maybe I did". "Ahhhhhhhh" we all turn to see spencer looking at the floor in disbelief "Sam, what? How? I left you alone for ten minutes how could you eat them all in that time" Spencer asks Sam sounding more curious than angry. Sam simply shrugs and states "Well if you guys bought food once in a while I wouldn't have gotten hungry and had to eat them all."
I stare at her again "What is it now dork" she barks at me so I slowly ask in shock "Ten minutes really I mean each box has what 20 fat cakes in it…is it even possible to eat 100 of them in ten minutes without puking everywhere." She quietly thinks of an answer "I'm unpredictable." Spencer looks up and calmly says "no you are predictable that's why I bought ten boxes and still have five in the car" he smugly says. Sam stands up and walks up to me I back away and walk into the door she grabs me and kisses me turns around and states "now who were you saying is unpredictable." I on the other hand nearly faint and Carly hands Spencer 20 bucks.
ok so my first pathetic attempt at a one shot
