10 characters n senerios
By Anvarah
Disclaimer: Don't own it. Want to, but I don't.
1. bumblebee(BB)
2. jazz
3. sideswipe
4. sunstreaker
5. dino
6. wheeljack
7. ratchet
8. optimus prime
9. ironhide
10. jolt
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: whats up bee?
bb: *beeps and chirps*(had a nightmare)
me: ohh… is that all?
*bb nods
me: ok. Climb in.
*bb climbs in and snuggles up
Me: night bee*sigh*
*bb warbles tiredly
Number 2 asked you to go out with him/her?
Jazz: hey. Need a favour lil femme
me: yeah. What u need jazz?
Jazz: need u come ova my place tonight…
me: …umm…why?
jazz: *grins cheekily* 8 o'clock sharp lil femme. Wear something nice *winks*
*jazz turns and walks away*
me: im not sure I want to know what he needs help for
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
*sides walks in room
me: *shrieks* SIDESWIPE GET OUT!
sides: *grins* *winks* *whistles innocently as he walks out*
me: *suspicious* what the hell was that about?
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Sunny: …
hide: … *brings out cannons*
me: … uhh ohh *smiles*
*sunny twitches*
hide: you feel lucky punk?
sunny: *runs screeching* NOT THE PAINT!
5 cooked you dinner?
Me: ohh dino… that's so sweet of you *smiles*
dino: anything for you senorita
*gobbles up meal as dino hides takeout container behind his back*
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
*Que snores*
Me: hey Que… you awake?
*Que snores louder*
me: …okay *pulls out sharpie texta and draws on Que's faceplates*
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: when did this happen?
ratchet: last month sometime
me: … how?
ratchet: … not quite sure… don't remember much after proposing*twitches*
me: ratchet … who did you propose to?
ratchet: … I'm not quite sure. Your aunt I think.
me: I don't have an aunt
ratchet: ….
me: sides slipped high grade into your morning energon didn't he?
*ratchet nods*
me: we can figure this out later* ratchet relaxes a little*
8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: seriously optimus what happened?
optimus: … I tripped over the bridge somehow
me: *cringes*were gunna need a bigger first aid kit aren't we?
9 made fun of your friends?
Me: seriously 'hide whats your problem?
Hide: its not my fault that they don't have honour amongst teammates
Me: hide its just an x-box game. The whole point of halo is to kill each other.
Hide: its still dishonourable…
me: *sighs and walks away*
10 ignored you all the time?
Me: Jolt?
*no response*
Me: Jolt? *sighs* never mind *walks out of room*
ratchet: Jolt. *shakes jolts shoulder* wake up!
jolt: what?*tired* whats going on?
ratchet: if you need to recharge use your berth
Jolt: okay *gets up and goes to his room*
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Me: BEE HELP ME!*screams as serial killers come closer*
* BB comes flying towards me in his alt mode, transforms into bipedal mode behind the serial killers and clears his throat loudly. serial killers both turn around*
Bee: BOO!
*serial killers runaway screaming*
Me: thanks Bee *relieved*
*BB chirps and transforms down into alt mode*
Bee: … We must stand together…There's no giving in…Hand in hand forever…That's when we all win… *opens door for me to climb in*
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
*jazz carries me bridal style past a group of tourist*
Jazz: what 'exactly happened to ya lil lady?
Me: I fell out of the tree beside my balcony when sides locked me outside
Jazz: * growls* what the pit he lock ya outside for?
Me: I don't know … ask him that.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Sides: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETSPARK!*hands me a present*
Me: thanks sides. *opens present* Sides… what is this?
*holds up a matching black lace bra and panties set*
Sides: *smiles innocently and holds up a camera*
Me: Sides…
Sides: …yes… *cheekily*
Me: …Start running!
*sides bolts out the door laughing with me chasing after him*
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Me: SUNNY HELP ME! *screams as fire comes closer*
Sunny: Im busy… *touching up his paint job*
Me: SUNNY! Get your aft over here and save me!
*Sunny grumbles and gets up to fetch me*
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Dino: …
Me: *blushes* Dino… Promise me something?
Dino: *nods* what?
Me: don't tell anyone… this is gunna be embarrassing.
Dino: I understand. I will keep your secret. You best hurry or Ratchet will come find you.
Me: ok. I don't see how me telling him about menstruation is a good idea. *groans*
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
Que: *excited*have you got your dress yet?
Me: What?*bewildered*
Que: *pulls out a wedding invitation* For yours and jolt's Wedding, of course.
Me: *looks bewildered for a second then groans*ROBERT EPPS!
*Epps runs away cackling*
Que: *frowns and sulks* so… theres no wedding?
Me: no Que im not getting married just yet
*Que sulks and walks away*
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Ratchet: Good. Now, adjust your aim and you'll hit them everytime.
Me: thanks Ratchet. *smiles*
Ratchet: *Grins* it was my pleasure youngling… now out. Go find that fragging aftpipe and hit him straight between the optics.
Me: ok. Thanks Ratchet *runs out the med-bay door*
Ratchet: Primus… Maybe I should set her on those fragging pit-spawn twins *smiles and goes back to work*
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Optimus: It's alright youngling. Betraying and leaving you was his loss. He has lost the privilege to love such a kind femme as yourself. In time you'll find a mech that will love you for being you and only you.
Me: Thanks Optimus.*sniffles and smiles* You shold be a relationship counsellor or something; you always give good advice.
Optimus: Thank you youngling. *smiles*
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
Me: *screams and ducks cannon fire*Hide! How is this helping for the competition?
Hide: Enough talking!… Move faster! *shoots*
Me: Hide it's a chess tournament! Not a warzone!
Hide: Less talking more dodging!
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Me: *sits in rec-room giggling madly*
Jolt: *looks over shoulder* what?
*hold up pictures of Epps and Lennox in tooth fairy and princess costumes*
Me: Blackmail *smiles*
Jolt: *chuckles*
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me: Cuteness factor 100% *smiles*
*BB looks over and slides battle mask over face in embarrassment*
Me: *coos and giggles* He's sooo CUTE!
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Me: *blinks and smiles* I didn't know you were gay Jazz.
Jazz: I didn't say 'dat lil lady. *pouts*
Me: *raises eyebrow and chuckles*Really?...
Jazz: *grumbles* Slagging twins always twist my words 'round
Me: *giggles*
You're dating number 3 and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they get along?
Me: … Mum…Dad… This is Sides. Sides this is mum and dad.
Sides: *smiles* Nice to meet ya
dad: …
mum: …
dad: … About time. When you planning on making me a grandfather?
Me: *blushes*
Sides: *Grins and winks at me suggestively*
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Me: … Let me guess… High Grade?
Sunny: Yep.
Me: … Dam.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Que: Dino what was that about last night?
Dino: …
Que: …
Dino: Can we agree that last nights seven minutes in heaven never happen?
Que: yeah… I think that's for the best.
Me: *smirks while they avoid eye contact*
6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Que: Now wait just a second… I haven't been breaking any hearts.
Me: … I didn't say you were Que.
Que: …
Me: …. Arkward.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
*walk past and notice Ratchet looking at my hair*
Me: What's wrong Ratchet? Does it look bad?
Ratchet: … *takes picture and shuffles off*
Me: …Ratchet?
Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: … I thought you had a girlfriend Optimus.
Optimus: I do.
Me: Okay
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
*looks at bagel*
Me: where did you get this 'Hide?
Hide: I made it
Me: *puts bagel down carefully* Sorry. Not that hungry Hide.
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he/she stay?
Jolt: I have a job. I'm an autobot and what is this 'chuck E' Cheeses'?
Me: no clue Jolt. No Clue.
1 offers you a CD. Considering his/her tastes, do you listen to it?
Bee: … 'Were gunna party like it's the end of the world…'
Me: Jam session?
*BB chirps confirmation*
Me: *smiles* Okay.
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
Optimus: Jazz I'm getting a little worried…
Jazz: Don't sweat it Optimus… just expanding my music horizons
*optimus looks at Jazz's new Black paint job*
Optimus: *arches optic ridge*
3 told 6 she started her period.
Sides: Seriously Wheeljack how do I stop this?
Que: … Pads?
Sides: *grabs pad and runs to room* Fix this soon Wheeljack!
Me: … Do I want to know?
Que: … Probably not
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
Sunny: What's the matter with you Hide?!
Hide: What?!
Sunny: Going out with Ratchet!
Hide: … It was a friendly game of poker.
Sunny: Yeah! Of STRIP POKER!
*Hide Blushes*
6 got high.
Me: What happened this time?
Que: The ainti-gravity machine… I forgot an off button.
*Grabs a baseball bat and destroys machine*
Que: *picks himself up off the floor* thanks.
Me: Remember … always put an off switch on everything. Ok?
Que: *Starts working on another anti-gravity machine and didn't hear me*
Me: *sigh*
7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
Me: Ratchet?
Ratchet: *pissed off* WHAT?!
Me: … The Twins?
Ratchet: … Fragging Pit Spawn trouble makers!
Me: *sigh*
8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
*crash sounds in prime's office*
Me: *enters office* Optimus what happened?
Optimus: Oh… Prowl's just glitched.
Me: Why? *confused*
Optimus: Someone posted a story about a three-some with Prowl, Ratchet and Starscream.
Me: … WHAT?
*Optimus Doesn't notice and continues to read the story*
9 can't stand 1, so how does he/she get his/her revenge when 1 spills Soda all over him/her?
Hide: I don't hate Bumblebee.
Bee: … Soda?
10 starts working at a bar.
Me: … Don't I know you? *Drunk*
Jolt: Yes. What did you give her Sideswipe?
Sides: Soda mixed with high grade *grins*
1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.
Me: …
Bee: 'this heart attack…'
Jazz: *Walks in* What happened?
*BB Chirps and whistles*
Jazz: She knows you were kiddin' right?
Bee: …
Jazz: … oh Slag!
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him/her?
Sides: Want to come swimming with me?
Me: it's night time Sides… who swims at night?
Sides: *grins*
Me: Hell No! I ain't going skinny dipping with ya Sides!
4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
Sunny: That's cheating and you know it!
Ratchet: *throws wrench at Sunny's helm* Quiet pit-spawn!
5 is having a birthday party and he/she picks a theme. What is it?
Me: *looks around at decorations* Cool looks like the colosseum.
Dino: *Grins* Thankyou for coming… and now for the entertainment!
*Door opens and 'Hide's and Jazz's holoforms come in dressed in Gladiator suits*
Me: *smirks* Yep. Definitely the colosseum.
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
*looks over to BB and Que*
Me: What do you think They're talking 'bout Epps?
Epps: Don't know. You got a Six?
Me: *smirks* Go Fish.
7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he/she do?
Jolt: Did he Skip his check up again?
Ratchet: Yes. Hand me that cybrotrobian tranq gun behind you.
8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he/she does on it?
Me: Hey Optimus. I got that computer you wanted.
Optimus: Good. *Shuffles papers on desk* Can you turn on video chat for me?
Me: …
What would 1 think of 2?
Bee: '… BRAVO…'
Jazz: *smirks* Thanks Bee.
*BB Chirps*
What topic would 2 and 3 disagree most on?
Jazz: Did ya hav' ta re'range my CD collection?!
Sides: … Yes
Jazz: *growls as Sides ducks out of reach and runs away laughing*
How would 3 greet 4?
Sides: Hey Sunny!
Sunny: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
What would 4 envy about 5?
Dino: He Hates that I got better wax then him for the organic's 'Christmas' Celebration
Sunny: … Do not! *sulks in corner*
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Dino: No Que DON'T…
*Dino Wakes up*
Dino: Thank Primus… it was just a dream.
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Ratchet: PRIME! GET YOUR AFT TO YOUR RECHARGE BERTH THIS INSTANT!
Optimus: *Ducks Wrench thrown at him and runs*
Where would 8 meet 9?
Optimus: Morning Ironhide.
Hide: … Prime
* both sit at table drinking their morning energon*
Optimus: Anything planned for this morning Ironhide?
Hide: Just buffing my cannons sir.
Optimus: … Sounds exciting.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Jolt: I am not scared of Bumblebee.
Bee: *chirps in agreement*
1 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Me: Hi Bee. Whats the matter?
Bee: "… happy birthday… and you tell me you weren't invited?!...'
Me: ohh Bee You were invited. I put your invitation under your windscreen wiper when you where recharging last week. It must of fallen off.. Party's at 6:30 pm on the 17th. Ok?
*BB Chirps happily and drives off*
You walk into the bathroom when 5 is showering. His/Her reaction?
Me: *walks into Dino's room looking for him* Dino?
*dino calls out from a door on the other side of the room*
Me: Dino? You in here? *Sees Dino in the cybrotrobian sized shower *OMG! Dino I'm sorry I didn't mean to walk in on you!
Dino: *notices me* Nothing to worry about senorita. Can you pass me the armour wax behind you please?
Me: *Grabs wax and gives it to Dino then runs out door*
You compete in a tournament. How does 8 support you?
Optimus: Just do your best.
Me: Thanks optimus.
What would 9 say to need a mental test from the medic?
Hide: Ratchet. What's interfacing?
Ratchet: HOLY PRIMUS! SOMEONE GET A SEDATIVE!
Hide: *looking at a laughing Will Lennox* There I completed your Dare. Now…
*Hide gets tackled to the ground by Ratchet who injects him with a sedative*
*Will Lennox laughs harder*
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Me: I wonder what sides and sunny are up to they've been in that room for a while now.* cracks open door*
*sees sunny and sides on the floor aguing about racecar choices on the x-box game they're playing*
Me: *sighs* Sparklings.
5 comes up to you wearing a big, pink dress?
Me: umm… Dino Why are you wearing a dress?
Dino: It is Halloween Tonight Senorita. This is my costume.
Me: It's Halloween?! Dam I don't have a costume!
*Dino reaches into a subspace and hands her a Ragdoll costume*
Me: Thanks Dino. You're a lifesaver! *Runs to bathroom to get changed*
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Me: Hide whats the meaning of this? *holds up an email*
hide: *cringes and looks away*
Me: …Hide?
*Hide mumbles incoherently*
Me: *starts tapping foot*… Hide?!
Hide: … I can explain femme…
Me: You better… to captain Lennox. He's probably still waiting for these gun calibrator schematics, but why did you send them to me? *shows email containing schematics*
*Hide's optic twitches violently*
Me: … I'll go put them on his desk okay? *walks out of room*
hide: Slag. *comms Ratchet* Ratchet! Go to major Lennox and get the email I sent him last night don't let him or anyone else see it!
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
*Sunny pokes jolt*
Jolt: What?
Sunny: …Nothing. *pokes jolt again*
jolt: Sunny?
Sunny: Yes? *pokes jolt again*
Jolt: … Theres a scratch on your paint job
*Sunny squeals and dashes out to fix his paint*
Jolt: … Finally. Peace and quiet. *Smiles*
