Cartoon Character craziness the complete first season
Authors note: Hi everyone it's me the invader teen 14, creator of universe mix-up, Invader Buster Club and Maria Robotnik's return. While I am still continuing universe mix-up I thought of doing this fun series to pass some time, each story will be a re-enactment of different episodes from different cartoon shows (mainly SpongeBob, Invader Zim, Regular show etc...) and also some video game characters will be featured along with some comic characters! plus you can vote what episode I can do from a different episode so please leave you votes in the reviews. And remember to check out universe mix up in the Ben 10 & X-overs category.
Scrambled Dib
characters featured in this episode
Double D-Dib
Ed-GIR
Eddy-Zim
Sarah-Flora
Jimmy-Tails
Kevin-Shadow the hedgehog
Johnny-Calvin
Plank-Hobbes
I do not own anything all rights go to nickelodeon, cartoonnetwork, disney, Bill Watterson etc...
At 9 a.m. In the morning, Dib looked at his finished project, rubbing his tired eyes with a smile the eleven year old boy placed a little flag on top of the model he built: he had built the golden gate bridge from San Fransisco. He looked at the clock and stopped the time, then looked at the time while saying "Wow complete and only 14 hours and 7 minutes".
He closed his tired eyes and rested his head on his arms as he yawned "Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy"...
suddenly a robotic foot broke into his bedroom door.
"There's a knob GIR" Zim while he opened the door as his robot got his foot out of the door "WOO-HOO Dib-stink are you ready for this one? Whoo-yah!"
Dib was still snoring then Zim jumped onto his bed saying "Good! The biggest cash cow ever to be milking its monies on our doorstep! Not one to gloat, but, man, am I amazing?"
GIR watched as Dib snored, then Zim said "I see a big sign over an ocean park: Irkens sea ranch!" Dib just kept snoring.
"Is he sleeping? The least you could do is humor me Dib!" Zim yelled.
"oh this may not be Dib at all master" GIR said "But a clone put on this planet to-" he was cut when Zim pushed him out of the way and he proceeded to plug Dib's nose to the tables, Dib gasped for air and pulled himself away and bumped into GIR. Dib still had his eyes closed and fell to the floor while saying "Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy..."
"C'mon filthy human! I need ya pal! Irkens sea ranch I tell ya!" Zim pulled up the human boy and dropped him back down "What a filthy creature!"
"Why thank you master!" GIR said, Zim found some tape and taped it to Dibs eyelids to open them.
"Hello Dib" GIR said with a smile. Dib stared at the alien and robot with buggy eyes.
"Now that Zim has gotten your attention, I need you to figure out plans for.." GIR and Zim said together at the same time "Irkens sea ranch!" Dib began to get teary and closed his eyes, breaking the tape and yawned as he said "Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy..."
Zim and GIR started yawning, then Dib yawned, then GIR did a big yawn as he smacked his robotic lips.
"Hey grab the Dib-stink! We have work to do!" Zim said as he exited the room.
"Right behind you master!" GIR said as he lifted Dib and began to sing the doom song.
Later...
GIR was carrying Dib by the arms as he followed his master to a lake.
"No one can resist Vortian sloth snails and dolphins, and maybe a great white shark exhibit! They like the shark exhibit!" Zim as he raised his arms, he suddenly noticed they were on top of water "What the?..."
"Location, location, location!" GIR said as he raised his arm and the three sank to the bottom and rushed out of the water "Wakey, wakey sleepy-big head" GIR said as he carried Dib.
"My heads not big" Dib mumbled in his sleep, he was still sleeping as Zim walked out of the water.
"Okay we got a spot now what?" Zim asked the sleeping boy, GIR shook Dib to try to get him to wake up and laid him on a boulder to dry.
"Build a pen to house the aquatic creatures" Dib said tiredly.
"Oh I got's one!" GIR said as he reached inside his head and grabbed a mustard bottle and squeezed out a pen and handed it to Dib "here's you's mustard Mary!"
"But I didn't..." Dib said as he lifted his arm up.
"He asked for a pen!" Zim angrily said.
"He's asked for mustards! Do you have mushroom's in you's in antennae master?" GIR asked his master.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Zim asked as he leaned his face down to GIR'S, GIR suddenly snapped his attention to the boy writing plans on the rock he was on.
"Look Dib is planning!" GIR said excitedly.
"Square water ibs. Per square inch containment..." Dib muttered in his sleep,Zim excitedly grinned as the boy drew the plans.
"We're gonna be rich! You can buy a ton of piggies GIR!" Zim said as he rubbed his hands together, Dib stopped drawing and threw the pen away.
"Elementary" He muttered, Zim excitedly smiled and ran towards the boy and looked at the plans.
"Whoo!" He said, Dib suddenly held up a piece of paper.
"Supplies and material..." Dib said as he held up the list, Zim started to whoop some and ran around the boy.
"What would we do without you Dib human?" Zim asked.
"Live the life of Riley?" GIR randomly asked, Zim grabbed his robot and started to drag him.
"SILENCE!" Zim yelled as he ran to get the supplies.
Later...
Dib was still laying on the rock as he was starting to get a good sleep, suddenly a large shadow was on top of him.
"THINGIES!" GIR yelled as he dropped the supplies on the human boy, Zim suddenly ran up to the supplies as he was holding the list.
"We got everything on the list! Now, what? Where's... where's Dib" Zim asked as he rolled up the list "Let Zim guess: He under the supplies right?"
"YEP!" GIR replied with cheer but was given a hard smack on the head from Zim "Did you's get's it master?"
"We need the Dib-stink" Zim said "To realize my dream of irkens sea ran-" he was interrupted when GIR slammed the boulder that had Dib on it on his body.
"Found him!" GIR said as he landed the boulder onto his master, Zim crawled out from beneath rock and tried to regain sense.
"Zim is okay" Zim said "'Cause Zim is going to be rich!" Zim finally regained his sense and picked up a carburetor "Now where does this thingy go?"
"I'll get the other stuff" GIR said as he walked off with goofy laugh.
"I can't read your plans where's this thing go Dib?" Zim asked as he rubbed his head with carburetor.
"Attached it specifically to car-barishmiddum...at the da lythm..." Dib tried to say with tired eyes and fell asleep again, Zim just groaned and hit Dib directly in the head with the object, causing him to shoot ans say "Parallel to the car seat!"
"Thank you" Zim replied, GIR had just finished setting up the rest of the stuff to match Dib's blueprints and Zim jumped on top of his head and attached the carburetor to the top of the car seat. He looked at the bridge and sign up and smiled largely.
"Now all we need is some exhibits" Zim said as he jumped down and landed next to Dib's rock "Oh Dib-stink, where can Zim find some some sea creatures?" Dib still slept on and ignored everything Zim had just asked him, Zim shook Dib violently and tried to wake him up "Stinky sea fishies Dib!"
Dib just opened his eyes a little and mumbled "Tired...bed...spongy...sea..." and he slipped to the ground.
"Of course the greatest of all seas creatures! Sea bed sponges!" Zim said but was confused on where to find some "Where do you get sponges?"
"Oh, oh, oh! Me! Me!" GIR exclaimed as he jumped up and down.
"GIR?" Zim asked his robot dryly.
"In my room!" GIR said with a smile.
"Now way!" Zim said.
"No lie!" GIR said as he grabbed his master by the antennae.
"Sweet!" Zim said, meanwhile Dib was still sleeping and mumbling to himself as his two friends ran back to Zim's house, the two towers began to shake and collapse, making the fish flop around to live and the lobsters to crawl around.
Later...
Back at the house, GIR and Zim entered GIR'S room and began to find GIR'S hidden sponge's.
"Photos with the sea sponges only 25 cents Dib!" Zim said as he was flug towards a chair "You got a earth camera! Go get-" Zim stopped to see that he and his robot had left Dib behind "Where's the Dib-stink?"
"Do not adjust your set" GIR said as he went back to get Dib.
"Hurry GIR we need Di-" Zim was interrupted when GIR came back with a sleeping Dib in his hands.
"He is sawing logs, the little dickens!" GIR said.
"What took you?" Zim asked.
"I READS BOOKS MASTA!" GIR yelled as he set down Dib on the chair, making him slide towards the ground.
"Back to buisness GIR" Zim said as he rubbed his hands together "Where are those sponges?" GIR suddenly covered Zim's mouth to hush him up.
"Shh! The walls have ears master, follow me's" GIR said as he dragged the irken into his bathroom, Dib suddenly got up and saw GIR'S bed, complete with a blanket with piggies on it and pillow.
"Bed" He said with a smile and walked towards the bed and lifted the covers, only to reveal a hole in it with moldy tacos and a weasel crawling in it, Dib dropped the covers and groans "Not if it was the last bed on earth". Walking away without Zim or GIR noticing and proceeds to downstairs, GIR ripped the wallpaper from off his bathroom wall to reveal 100 or more sponges.
"It's the motherload!" Zim said as he ran up to the sponges.
"I COLLECT SPONGES MASTA!" GIR exclaimed.
"Dib check this out!" Zim said as he tried to pull out a sponge, only to be buried under by the now collapsing sponges, in Alfea Tails was playing nurse with Flora.
"After you doctor" Tails said as he opened the door to her dorm room.
"Thank you nurse" Flora said as she entered the room, only to scream when she say a sleeping Dib on her bed and rushed over to the boy
"DIB GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" she yelled at the top her lungs and tried to shake the boy to wake him up.
"I'm sleepy, sleepy, sleepy" Dib tiredly said, Tails rushed over to the sleeping boy and began to investigate his eyes.
"Hmm a severe case of exhaustion don't you think?" Tails asked Flora.
"I'm the doctor and I say he's dead-meat!" Flora said as he shook the boy once again, only to see that Dib had rolled over to reveal bags under his eyes and he gave a small yawn, Flora and Tails suddenly shuddered.
"He's worst than I thought we better operate" Flora said, a minute later Flora was rushing out of the school for fairies with Tails behind her making siren sounds while carrying Dib in a wagon, Zim suddenly came out from behind a bush to search for the missing boy.
"Dib?" He calls.
"MARY!" GIR mis-said Dib's name as he poked his head from behind a wall.
"Dib?" Flora said as she noticed the sleeping boy of the big-headed boy and discovered his was stiff as a log "He's got brain damage we better act fast!" Tails gave a nod and opened up a medical bag for the right equipment, he came back a minute later with a saw.
"Now let's fix that brain!" Tails said as he held up the saw, Tails was about to start but Dib was grabbed by Zim from his legs.
"We found him first!" Flora yelled at the irken invader.
"Take a hike stupid winx human!" Zim yelled back "His brain belongs to us" GIR was shaking his head and he didn't noticed that Shadow the hedgehog had grabbed Dib by the legs and dragged him to his broke motorcycle.
"I'll knock two points off your dork meter if you could help me figure out what's wrong with my bike" Shadow said as he lifted Dib's head up to the pedal, He still had his eyes closed and was snoring. Shadow shook his head and made him moan.
"Use toothpaste for the correct format of having healthy teeth" He said.
"Toothpaste? Radical" Shadow said as he dropped the boy and he was grabbed by a pair of claws that belonged to Mr. Krabs and he dragged him towards a garden with lobsters.
"Look big-headed boy! Look! Am I crazy? Me garden has been cursed!" the worried crab said as he pulled a carrot out the ground and water started to spout out "See? A fountain! A cure for me curse, big-headed boy?" Dib listed his head and noticed the garden.
"Hot wax for manageable follicles" Dib tiredly said.
"Ah yes the wax" Mr. Krabs said "Simple yes thank you" he lifted his finger to see that a lobster was pinching his claw "AY! SCOURGE OF THE REAL WORLD! RELEASE ME! PEARL FETCH THE PLIERS!" and he ran away while Dib crawled to a tree. Calvin was holding his toy tiger Hobbes and walked up to the sleeping Dib.
"Be brave Hobbes, Dib can help us" Calvin said as he looked at the tired boy "Dib can you help us? Its a little embarrassing". Dib looks up to see Calvin holding the tiger with a loose tail.
"Hobbes has his tail loose" Calvin whispered "Is it serious?" Dib looked at the tiger and began to laugh his head off and begins to climbs onto Dib's head and gives one last laugh and falls back to sleep. "Dib was laughing with, not at you Hobbes, you silly tiger!" Dib was grabbed by the legs and GIR held him up to his master.
"One Dib: hold the piggies!" GIR said, Zim just stared angrily at his robot and grabbed Dib by the legs.
"Gimme him! We need to finish our sea ranch-" Zim was cut off when he feels a strong tug and Dib and see's Shadow the hedgehog pulling the boy.
"This big-headed dork owns me a new motorcycle pedal!" He growls at the irken.
"He's our dork! Let go!" Zim says as he and GIR began to pull Dib, the three begin to tug on the boy when Flora and Tails see the four.
"Look Tails, our patient" Flora said as she runs over to Dib.
"I want to take his temperature" Tails said as they grab hold of Dib's right arm and pulled harder, soon the kids began to fight over the sleeping boy.
"LEAVE DIB-STINK ALONE, HE'S OURS!" Zim yelled.
"HE'S SICK! GIMME HIM!" Flora yelles back, everyone pulled as they strain the tired Dib, suddenly Mr. Krabs runs over to them with hot wax and lobster over him.
"Excuse Dib a moment of your time!" Mr. Krabs hissed in pain "Never use hot wax to shoo away lobster! Thank you! PEARL! SONIC! HAS THE WATER COMED TO A BOILED END?"
Calvin and his friend Susie Derkins were watching as the crab ran away.
"Mr. Krabs is weird huh Hobbes and bunny?" Calvin asked his and Susie's toys, suddenly a wooden spout comes out and water starts to pour through.
"Uh oh trouble!" Susie said and looks at her bunny "Something's damed the lake and causing it to flood to flood the city?" She looked at her bunny and smiled "You think so?" she stuffed her and Calvin's toys into the hole to prevent the water from rushing any more.
"A little wet" Calvin said "But we're okay, thanks to you two!" all of a sudden more water pops out of more holes.
"HOLY COW!" the two kids said together and screamed as a tidal wave washed them away and it was coming towards the fighting gang.
"SEA RANCH" GIR yelled as he turned to see the tidal wave "I AM NEPTUNE KING OF-" he was cut off when the water buried the irken, robot, boy, fairy, fox and hedgehog and the entire city was flooded.
Later...
above the now flooded neighborhood Mr. Krabs was with some animals and Calvin and Susie with their toys, all of them were on the irken sea ranch sign and they were sailing for three days straight. Mr. Krabs had bags on his face and some stubble on his face he looked at the sun and groaned.
"How long have we been a drift Calvin?" the tired crustacean asked the boy, Calvin and Susie were holding their toys and kicking their feet in the water.
"Hobbes says beats me" Calvin said as he smiled and shrugged.
"The hotness of the sun burns me" Mr. Krabs said, from a large wooden Tails was with Flora, Sonic, Knuckles and Amy.
"I'm starving I wish I could have a chilli dog right now" Tails said as he rubbed his stomach.
"Me belly would like food too" Mr. Krabs said, he turned around to see the animals and stares at Calvin's and Susie's head an imagines their heads being roasted chicken and a krabby patty.
"How you holding up Mr. K?" Calvin asked the Krab.
"If we do not find dry land soon I'll to feast upon your and Susie's succulent noggins" Mr. Krabs said, Calvin and Susie just gave a nervous look.
"Okay..." Calvin said as he looked at Hobbes "lets go check the fishing net Hobbes and Susie" the two ran towards the net and held their toys in their mouths to pull the heavy net. The net landed on the raft to show fish and lobster and Dib and a irken.
"Quick Calvin and Susie get a stick!" Mr. Krabs said, suddenly a splash in the water turns their attention to see a silver robot jumping in and out of the water.
"Ahoy! It is I Neptune!" GIR says as he jumps into the water again.
"He's a natural! GIR could be the star attraction at Irkens sea ranch!" Zim said as he lifted his head, Dib finally woke up and held his head to face Zim.
"Persistent aren't we?" He asks, GIR jumped up again and began to flip.
"KING OF THE SEA!" he said and laughs and goes back into the water.
"Did you find a stick Calvin and Susie?" Mr. Krabs asked the boy and girl.
The end
A/N yes folks that's the first episode of the first season of Cartoon Character craziness, I'm still doing universe mix-up featuring characters from Ben 10 omniverse, Invader Zim, Wreck-it Ralph, Wild kratts, Angry birds, Monster high, Monster buster club and Sonic the hedgehog. Of course it will take a while to put up the new chapter. And remember you can suggest what episode I should do next for this series! Bye!
