A/N: okay I have absolutely no clue what in Ra's name come over me while writing this actually I think that was born by one of my black outs, but here it is…
"Hello you all know me already as Severus Tobias Snape or as most of them like to call me the greasy haired git. First of all and that is for Potter I wouldn't be like that if your 'dear' egoistical idiot of a father and that dumb mut of a godfather wouldn't have made my live more of a Hell then it already was outside the school. Be happy that I never used that cute little hex on them that you used on poor Draco. Really, Potter no one in they right mind use a spell with the labeling "for enemies" without KNOWING WHAT THAT BLOODY SPELL DOES!" throat clearing "Well then back to why I'm here I was asked from some fangirls to give ten important fact about Lucius well then…
I. I was never and will also NEVER be in love with Lucius, he is only a friend and we are close plus he has only eyes for Narcissa…- there now you all can stop drooling about the two of us.
II. Like every Malfoy so is also Lucius a long sleeper and can1t be woken like normal people with opening the curtains, kipping a bucket of cold water over him, shaking his shoulders he will only turn to his other side or hide under the cowers…- you can't imagine how often back in our school time I needed to literally drag or kick him out of bed and let's not forget the time when Narcissa was away for a weekend and Draco, only three back then, come suddenly in the middle of the night to me really that child absolutely like his father. Well let's say on the next morning I kicked the man out of his bed with a confused looking Draco in my arms.
III. If a Malfoy, yes I know you want facts about Lucius, but you would be surprised how the men in that family act similar, so as already said if the find a liking in you or to get your minds out of the gutter they consider you as a FRIEND, then they can get rather clingy or decide to visit you always then when you don't expect them…- Lucius already managed to give me a five heart attacks with him popping up at the most ridiculous times.
IV. Lucius has a rather big dislike against black grim like dogs…- he is not the only one if I'm honest. And now that I know that it was Black. That damned mut always run us over when we walked by the lake so that we always landed in there.
V. Not many people know it, but Lucius loves strawberries and can't get enough of it…
VI. It is also fact that not many people know it, but Malfoys tend to act a little panicked in injured and are in pain…- it was always so much fun sitting beside Lucius's bed and holding his hand, and getting mine so nearly crushed sometimes, while Poppy tended his wounds, she never manages to hide a smile every time she sees me…
VII. Lucius and every other Malfoy are in a way rather similar to cats…- don't ask me where I got that, but every time I see Lucius or even Draco I really have the feeling that they are similar to cats.
VIII. Lucius is rather amazing when playing a violin…
IX. Lucius has a good ground to not like Arthur Weasley…- I don't know the full details, but it looks like that Arthur lost once the power over a jinxed full kitchen set.
X. Even if not many see it. But the ones who know him well they know that Lucius is and absolutely overprotective father, husband and friend…
So, these were ten important facts about Lucius and male Malfoys in general which most people should know and yes I really meant it that Draco is acting like his father and now I need to go and see if Potter and Weasley have again forgotten what the sentence 'No student out of they common rooms after eleven' means…
Owari
