So, here's a new story. The Whispers will be updated soon. This story is gunna be written with the help of perv kitteh. Lol jk. But seriously , we are not responsible for any problems you have with this story. Its gunna be explicit. I hope you enjoy it, and if you dont then go to h e l l (: just kidding .

DISCLAIMER : nopeee , i still dont ownn the Twilight Saga , but I'm planning to take over the world. I still dont own their characters, but I do own all their cardboard cutouts (no , im not a stalker ;D) Yes, I wish I owned the word T W I L I G H T, but its okay because Stephanie Meyer doesn't own it either! & to answer your questions, nope . im not in jail for starnapping Emmet... YET. (:


"What the hell happened last night?"

Jacob Black woke up on a nice sunny morning, still dreading over last night's party. Edward's 18th birthday party last night really had tired him out.

"I gotta call Edward."

He picked up his Samsung GalaxyS and dialed Edward's number.

"Hello? Jacob is that you?"

"Yeah, it is. Who would be calling you from my phone? Anyway, do you remember anything about last night?"

"Oh ya know, we drunk beer until we threw up, got strippers, you slept with my step-sister, we watched the game. The usual stuff."

"Wait what?"

"Yeah you slept with Alice. Up in my mom's bedroom. In front of everyone."

"Tell me you don't mean..."

"I do, I do! You and her had 5 too many, and you guys just did it."

"But... she doesn't remember anything? I mean... did we use a condom?"

"Of course! Do you think i would let my best friend get my step-sister pregnant?"

Jacob sighed in relef.

"Well I better get ready for school. I gotta tell Bells before anybody else does."

"KK. Talk to you at school."

Jacob hanged up and got out of is bed and went to his closet. He took out his plain white-tee, his black vest, denim jeans, and his black and grey Converse. After he got dressed he went to the bathroom and brushed teeth and then took out his black hairbrush to brush his long tangled hair.

He headed for the door and up to his 2004 Chevy Truck. He put the keys in the ignition and listened to the trucks engine rumble. VROOM VROOM. He headed for Forks High School. After he walked into the school's entrance he headed for AP English, Bella's first class.

"Hey babe!" Bella Swan yelled across the room.

"Did you like the party last night?"

"Oh it was ok... Edward got his first hangover. He's been puking like a sicko."

"Wow." Bella giggled.

"Umm... I have something to tell you."

"What?"

"Um.. ."

"What?"

"I slept with Alice, you know Edward's step-sister, last night at the party..."

"Oh now you want to tell me? I guess you were so drunk you forgot that you brought me as your date!"

Bella slapped Jacob in his face and yelled at him before she stormed out of the class room.


*BUM BUM BUM* (Dramatic music) :D So , yepp! Heres the new chapter! I hope you enjoyed it, & be expecting chapter two tonight or tomorrow! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! Pleasee ? (: Alsoo: Tell me what you though about the Twilight Saga: Eclipse! (if you seen it!) My next mission is to starnap Riley! Jasper is too fast for me, but no worries! I will soon have him tied up in my bed! (:

- Majesty.