The Wizard Named Oz
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I have nothing against any of the Buffy actors. This is a Buffy version of The Wizard of Oz. It is called The Wizard Named Oz but he's really a werewolf (just incase you didn't know)

Willow looked at the gray Kansas plain.
Willow-Life is piontless. This whole fic is pointless. Why am I doing this?
When suddenly Uncle Henry was waving his arms like a lunatic and screaming "Twister, twister."
Willow-Shut up, I'm trying to analyze my pointless life!
Auntie Em-Willow, get in here *now*!
Willow went inside the house just before spinning around and around and around in the twister.
When she woke up, everything was colorful and she left the house.
Willow-Hello? Is anybody out here?
"Ding dong the witch is dead, which old witch, the wicked witch!"
Willow-Oh, God, please no, don't let them-
Munchkins-La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la!
Willow-GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Munchkins-You killed the witch!
Willow-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. If it's any conselation, I'm a witch too.
Munchkins-AFTER HER!!! She's a witch! Get her!
Willow-Oh, hell, I shouldn't have said that!
Tara-Munchkins, don't hurt her, she's a good witch like me.
Willow-Tara? What have they done to you?
Tara-Willow, I am the good witch Tara.
Willow-No, no you're not. They've done something horrible to you.
Tara-I know, my hair looks awful but that's life. Just take the ruby slippers and I'll leave.
Willow takes the slippers and puts them on her feet.
Tara-Ah, they go so well with your hair. Not so good for your eyes though. Now I will leave you.
Willow walks away from the shrimpy people before they can start to sing again and meets a scarecrow who looks like Cordelia.
Willow-Cordelia? Is that you?
Cordelia-Yep, that's me, Cordelia the scarecrow.
Willow-Let me guess, you wish you only had a brain?
Cordelia-No, I wish I only had some decent clothes, these are horrible!
Willow-O-kay. I know where this story is going so, uh, why don't you come with me?
Cordelia-Go with you where?
Willow-I'm going to the Emerald City so I can, uh, do something.
Cordelia-So why should I come?
Willow-They have the biggest mall in the world.
Cordelia-(smiling) Okay! By the way, those shoes do wonders for you hair. Ugh, but they make your eyes look so ugly and normal.
Willow-Grrr...
Before long they met a man made out of cardboard.
Riley-Hello.
Willow-Good-bye.
The girls left him to stand there.
Riley-Wait! I need your help!
Willow-What do you want?
Riley-Those shoes match your hair.
Willow-Is that all?
Riley-No, I was wondering if you could take me to the emerald city.
Willow-That should be capitallized and why?
Riley-I'm weak.
Willow-So?
Cordelia-(giggles)
Willow-(glares at her) What can *we* do to help?
Riley-Take me to Oz so I can get strong again.
Willow-Ah, you want those drugs Professor Whats-her-name gave you!
Cordelia-I missed something, didn't I?
Willow-Yeah. Don't worry about it, though. Infact, consider yourself lucky.
Riley-No, I just want to be able to beat up people again.
Willow-Well, it's for a bad cause but if it will get you to stop bothering me, okay.
After a short while the trio met a cowardly vampire named Spike.
Spike-Excuse me? Cowardly?
Well, actually, he wasn't cowardly, he was chipped. But he *was* afraid of teletubbies so...
Spike-I could kill the teletubies with one shot.
Yeah, well, they still scare you.
Willow-Hi Spike, it's daylight. Did you know that?
Spike-Yeah well, it's fiction.
Willow-Okay, okay. What do you need?
Spike-I need to go to the Emerald City and wish that I was rid of this chip.
Willow-Yeah, okay, you can come with us.
After a while, the reached the Emerald City.
Cordelia-Hey, we're in the Emerald City.
Buffy came up to them.
Buffy-Take these glasses.
She handed them green glasses.
Buffy-Now go see Oz!
Willow-Buffy, is something wrong?
Buffy-No vampires. I had to get a job telling people to take glasses and go see Oz.
Willow-Oh. The monotone is a nice touch.
Willow and Riley and Spike and Cordelia started walking to Oz.
Willow-Oz! That was so predictible!
Oz-Hi Willow!
Willow-Oh no! Oz, you're green!
Oz-I know, it's because of the glasses.
Willw and Cordelia and Spike take the glasses off. Riley just stands there.
Oz-What can I do for you?
Riley-I want to be stronger!
Oz-So get another peice of cardboard!
Cordelia-I want nice clothes!
Oz-The mall is down the road to the left.
Cordelia smiles and leaves. Riley finally gets it and follows her in pursuit of more cardboard.
Spike-I want to get out of this bloody city, wait no, I want you to take this chip out of my head!
Oz-Sorry, I'm a werewolf, not a brain surgeon.
Spike-Oh bloody hell!
Willow-This is a twisted nightmare! Let me out of here.
Oz-To do that, you need to click you're heels together and say "End this lame fic. End this lame fic."
Willow-okay.
Spike-Hey, Red, you know those shoes look great on you. They clash with your eyes, though.
Willow-grrrrrr...
Oz-I think they go well with your eyes.
Willow smiles.
Willow-End this lame fic. End this lame fic.
Willow woke up in Sunnydale to find a demon in her room. Buffy was killing it.
Willow-There's no place like home.
She went to her computer and logged on to fanfiction.net
THE END!