Moments of the cullens...and Bella : are they doing what I think the're doing? Moments of the cullens...and Bella are they doing what I think the're doing?

Emmett's (POV)

"Emmett Mcarty Cullen!" Rosalie screamed outside to me. "you get away from my car before I have to hurt you!!"

I just laughed, completely ignoring her, and continued to do major damage to her car. I was tired of seeing her rub, clean, and talk about how much she loved her car. Everytime she tended to the car, this strange feeling would come over me. I think it's jealousy.

I mean she never talks about how much she loves me so why should I allow her to have the car anymore?

"get your damn hands off of my car, you bastard!" Rosalie screamed, teeth bared, expression deadly.

"take a chill pill, sweetheart. chillax. I'm just trying to fix your car".

yeah, I want to fix it alright! I wanna fix it real good!

Mwahahahaha!!

"you're dead!!"

I didn't see her lunge at me but I felt the impact as I went flying headfirst into a tree with my eyes closed.

when I opened my eyes, rosalie was standing over me, growling.

"come near my car again...and that'll be the end of you. do you understand?" she growled, glaring at me.

I smiled but didn't answer. She's so hot when she's pissed!

"I mean it, Emmett".

"sure you do", I said smugly.

She kicked me in my side and stomped off, fuming.

two hours later...

I was passing by Edwards room when I heard some noises coming from it. That's strange. I could have sworn that Edward and bella were at some restaurant. oh well. they probably came back early.

out of pure curiousity, I leaned my ear to the door to hear more clearer, not that I needed to anyway. I made sure to not think anything because I knew that would give me away and that Edward would kill me.

"Edward would you just put it in already?"Bella said in a frustrated voice.

I grinned. This was too good to be true! was my sexually repressed brother finally gonna lose it?

"but I don't want to hurt you", Edward replied. I could almost see the smile on his face.

Edward, Edward, Edward, you sly dog, you!!

I shook my head in mock disappointment.

"I'll be fine. Just put it in", Bella whined childishly. and I actually thought she was shy! guess she's not afraid to get what she wants!!

"alright, if your sure your ready", Edward said.

My smile got bigger. I've listened in on people "doing it" in my day, but this one just takes the cake!

Edward must have "put it in" because bella let out a blood curdling scream (no pun intended so don't even try it).

"ow, ow, ow! take it out! take it out right now!" She shouted.

"I knew it would hurt".

"maybe we could try again", she suggested. and I thought she was a saint!!

I didn't get to hear anymore because someone yanked me back by the ear.

OH SHIT!! IT'S ESME!!

"what did I tell you about eavesdropping?! you've done this for the third time this month! haven't you learned your lesson? don't make me have to go get your father on you!" Esme said, pulling my ear harder and harder with every word spoken.

if I was human my ear would be torn off by now and bleeding non-stop.

While esme was escorting me down the hall I heard Bella say "would you just put in the earing already? my god!!"

realization hit me with a strong force. They weren't doing what I thought they were doing, they were...putting in a stupid earing!!

If I could have blushed, my face would have gone from tan to deep crimson.