Woot woot. First let me thank you fro readin my 1st stab at a DLM ff.
Disclaimer: I Do not own anything associated with "Dead Like Me"

Description: GM pairing. As George and Mason pair up, what obsticles will they face? About 95 George's POV and somtimes Mason's POV.


He hits on every girl he thinks is pretty. But does he even see me? He was already in love twice. The girl at college. But she didn't care. Damn girl, who does that to someone? Who does she think she is? He could take her life at any moment. Then there is Daisy. He follows her like a dog on an extremely short leash. OK, so he's a dumb dog, but an abused one at that. I wish I owned a dog…

Rube slaped post-its on the table in front of each of us. But he doesn't stop. They just keep coming.

"What is this…some kind of holiday where you knock yourself?"

Ahh, Mason, trying to sound bright. He is, but it rarely shows.

"Roxy, I need your meter key…", he said averting his eyes away.
"Mason, you aren't stealing any more quarters."
"But Roxy, I, uh…"

think.. Com'n on DING

" I dropped a 20 dollar bill in one." He said this proudly, like his lie was invincible.

"Mason, let me explain, no meter accepts dollar bills."

More like his lie was inconceivable. So he looks at me.

"Do you have a metal baseball bat, my wooden one broke…" He asked in a whisper. I whispered back
"How'd it break?"
"Unknown circumstances…"
"Nah I don't have one."

The whispering ceased.

"Can you lend me-"
"I'm not giving you money for one either."
"Mason, if you even touch my meters, I'll run you over with my meter maid truck."
"That fuckin' hurt."

Then Rube interrupts.

"I thought you were a cop, Roxy."
"I am, but I can get a meter maid truck to run him over with."
"Oh. OK then. Just make sure you still get your reap then…"

Mason gave one of those 'what' or one of the pouting faces, like he was gone whine 'what the hell?'.

"Lets go people. It's a group reap." Rube announced.
"Aw, Rube can't you just let me go back to Happy Time?", I said lying. I wouldn't go to Happy Time... early…

"No. Besides you wouldn't go to work early. You're lying."

How the hell did he do that?

"No I'm not."
"Georgia, stop whining. It is unbecoming of a young woman." Daisy.
"Aw, Leave young George alone…", Mason said in an odd tone.

"What Mason, no young live girls for you? You have to hit on Georgia?" Daisy said, in perfect sounding syllables too.

She was pissed that he told her to stop doing something. I guess it was almost standing up to her.

Mason blushed when she mentioned coming on to me, but that her got angry too. Daisy immediately got jealous when she noticed this too. She poured soda down where he said Roxy made him feel funny on Halloween. Kiffany came with a rag and the bill. We all paid.

"Lets go, Peanut."
"Move it, Georgia!"
"Jesus, I'm COMING!"
"Come on ,Georgy" He said helping me out of my seat.

I guess it's payback for the soda.

"Don't swear sweetheart", said Daisy, pissing me off.

One the way to the reap there was many girls which Mason should have been all over. But he wasn't. Did Daisy fix him too?

"Situation: 15-20 people dying… an unstable platform with jagged rocks from below… hmmm…"

That was my call.

Everyone always had a different thought. Mason usually sided with Daisy to gain affection. It never worked. Roxy said a shooter, Rube said 'an old fashioned fire' and Daisy was too busy to think, but guessed with an explosion, and Mason…didn't say anything.

"Mason…MASON!" Roxy said, rather, screamed…
"WHAT?"
"Who do want to go with? We have to split up into groups."

"…I go with Georgy…" he muttered, then going back to staring off into space.

Everyone snapped around.

"Wait…what?"
"Sorry, Peanut… but watch him… there is booze all over" Rube whispered to me.

"C'mon , Mason." I said slugging him in the arm.

"Ow…Wait up!"

Then we began the George-Mason hunt for the unfortunate. Wait. What the hell did I Just Say? I was the unfortunate one. You know, the whole Mr. Toilet Seat smashing my head…

"Georgy, can you help me?"
"Mason, I'm not taking you to the bathroom."
"That would be nice…but… I can't find my reap. Never mind I have an idea!" Oh God…
"You…and…idea?"

Then I was dragged onto a platform… I saw Mason grabbing the microphone and saying something about winning a prize…then he pointed at me… Then I pushed him over and said, into the microphone:

"Not only am I a prize, but he is: the Lovely Mason!"

Then out of no where Daisy comes up.

"I'm a prize too!"

Talk about a need for attention…I thought I knew for sure Mason would aim for Daisy, but he didn't. All the old women were after Mason, all the guys, old and young went for Daisy. Then, Mason went for me. That's pretty bad, him picking me from pity...Anyway...

"Mason, start saying the names of the winners."
"Huh?" He said with a blank,and confusedlook on his face.

I immediately grabbed the microphone.

" M. Broser, please come forward."

We all shook our reaps hands to pop them, but Mason was... in... really... good behavor... its a very odd thing to witness.
Turns out me and Mason were right, we make a good team... the platform collapsed.

"Thanks George, we know... you were right..." I

It was nice to have everyone admit I was right... for once.

The Next Day:
"Mason, oh my deary" I wonder what Daisy is blabbering about, so I turn around. Every girl and every woman is looking at Mason, and it wasn't one of those 'stay away from me looks', it was actually the opposite, more like 'please ask for my number...PLEASE!' and among these women there was Daisy and Roxy. Sadly, I found myself staring at him too.

"Um, guys? Stop staring.." Mason said with a shiver.
"Glad to see you own a bar of soap."
"Mornin' to you too, Rube."

And the drooling continued.

"Hey, love!" Aah, British slang...

"Hi, Mason" Daisy said, pretending that she wasn't too staring. Mason sat next to me and whispered that the 'hello' was directed toward me, not Daisy, and that it can be our little secret.

"Well my post-it is L. Myers 10:07am at Rosebury Ave."

Was that just me complaining to... Mason?

"Cross-country?"
"Maybe...I best get my running shoes then."

Then I imitated a person running...and began to fall.

"Hey, are you OK?" He said with a smile after catching me. I froze looking into his eyes.

"George?"
"Uh, yeah thanks."
"I guess you do need those running shoes, eh?"
"Mhmm, well I have to go talk to you later."

"Bye, Georgy..." He said waving...he looked almost sad, but I think it was becuase Daisy was kicking his shins from under the table.

12:00pm... back at Der Waffle Haus.

"Your order?" asked the ever patient Kiffany

"Otmeal."

"Eggs."

"Waffles."

"Orange juice."

"Coffee."

"OK then, it'll be out in a little." and she walked away.

"Hey, Peanut...you have to babysit Mason."
"Wha- Why?"
"He's acting...'normal'."
"Um, I'm missing the point", I said with a blank stare on my face.

"Something is fogging his mind."

Mason just looked at him.

"Drugs?"
"No.", said Rube and Mason at the same time.

"Any idea?",I asked.

Then - out of no where -

"Love." said Mason


Random stuff that isnt written in the story.:. When Mason reaped all his souls, which a lot were the older women, the all tryed to seuduce him, and he had to fight them off. .:.

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