"Hi, I'm Penn, and this is my partner Teller," boomed the boisterous, brash voice of the equally large and commanding Penn Jillette, "and tonight's show is about one of our culture's most sacred traditions."

His massive and imposing figure clad in a black suit, Penn strode across the set's white background in his usual confident manner. Revealed to the camera, and thus the audience, as the camera panned to follow Penn's movement stage left, was a scale replica of the Cornucopia in all its gleaming, angular, polished steel glory. Around it, several stagehands swung around swords, or were throwing knives, or looting crates for supplies. For humorous effect, one even wielded a boom mic as if it were a two-handed axe, only to be quickly smited by his fellow stagehands. Atop the giant metal cornucopia model, though, stood Teller. Dodging knives thrown his way, he expertly defended his position with nothing but reflexes and bow with arrows.

As the staged brutality and death unfolded at the fake cornucopia, Penn continued, "No, it's not the skin painting..." He carefully stepped over a playing-dead actor, "...or that obnoxious fucking parade every fucking year that fucks up our already fucked up traffic..." Penn ducked under a missed sword swing, only for the person swinging to be taken out by another actor, sending the original swinger flipping headfirst over Penn's back, "Or even our blatant mistreatment of the Districts and their people. No, this show is going to tackle one of the most unfair, fucked-up, immoral, disgusting things any human being has ever done to another. Teller and I would like to tell you what we think about forcibly kidnapping teenage sons and daughters and pitting them against one another in a fight to the death."

The camera zoomed out, revealing the entire scene. By this point, Penn and Teller were the only two remaining "alive". However, a previously unrevealed secret loomed on the white stage backdrop, far above the camera's previous point of view. Painted on the surface was a golden ring encircling a bird in flight, the ring affixed to the bird only by the wingtips.

Penn resumed his talk, "You may recognize this symbol painted on our wall now. It's the Mockingjay symbol, a symbol of hope and rebellion. An icon of change for the better. But it's missing something."

Still atop the cornucopia, Teller withdrew his last arrow, taking aim at Penn. Penn turned around to see Teller about to shoot him, "Teller, you know who our real enemy is, right?"

Penn turned back towards the camera, and Teller loosed the arrow at the painted symbol on the wall. As the arrow struck, the ring and bird alit with flames, also revealing the before-hidden arrow in the bird's beak to complete the symbol. "The Hunger Games...are BULLSHIT!"