The day was dull for the streets of Snowdin town, but the bars and taverns beamed a beautiful, fat, drunken happiness for those lazing inside, especially for one wise-cracking skeleton in a blue coat & dark blue shorts.

"H...hey pappy, I got...I got a joke for ya." Sans tiredly said to his brother Papyrus.

"Sans, I bought you all of those drinks so I could have a peaceful time without any of your preposterous jokes." Papyrus replied in a scolding whisper.

"But this one is new! This last drink gave it to me."

"I don't want to hear it Sans."

"If you let me tell you, I'll *hurp*, I'll pay for the drinks."

"I already paid for the drinks!"

"N-not our drinks, I'll pay for everyone's drinks." Sans said, followed by a head turn from every monster in the bar.

"He-he's just joking!" Papyrus nervously said to the crowd.

"Heh heh, yes I am! Free drinks from me if I get to tell the joke!" Sans proclaimed.

"Sans this is absolutely absurd! You don't even get paid because all you do is sleep and eat!" Papyrus said as the monsters shuffled towards them

"I supervise. Let me tell the joke and I'll tell them I was joking. Heh."

"Fine fine!" Papyrus said.


"A human, a dog and a duck are waiting at a bus station. A bus pulls up, but the driver says that there's only one spot left. The duck says that they're a famous surgeon so they are the most important and should go. The dog says that they're the Vice President so they should go. The man works at a market. Who should go?"

"The duck?"

"No, the man."

"What? Why?"

"Because there's no such thing as talking animals." Sans says bursting into laughter on the last word as Papyrus angrily shouts at his brother for the stupidness of the joke. The monsters chuckle.