Okay, Inuome here! I am going to write, yet another, Inu-yasha comedy. If
you haven't read my previous work, I wrote a Jerry Springer parody with the
Inu-yasha gang. Thanks to all who reviewed on that, and I'm glad you liked
it.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Inu-yasha, nor any of the others. Damn, Rumiko Takahashi, DAMN! Although I often dream of kidnapping Miroku, locking him in my closet, and feeding him little pieces of bread under the door, it will never happen. Oo
Road Trip Gone Wild!
The wind whipped through her hair as she looked around the campsite. Inu-yasha was up in his usual tree, lightly sleeping. Miroku was snoring by the remains of the fire from the night before. Sango was nestled peacefully in a sleeping bag with Shippo sleeping on her stomach.
Kagome yawned. She was usually the first up, so she was use to having to sneak around the site. She got up onto her feet slowly, and stretched. She felt terrible. The night before, they fought a gigantic snake demon, who of course, was after the shards. She looked at the Shikon jewel. It was huge. Her guess was that they had only a few to go. Which bothered her very much. What will happen? Will she go back to her time and forget all about her best friends? What about Inu-yasha? Will he turn human, or full demon? She was afraid to know the answer.
The thought made her look at Inu-yasha. His silver hair waved in the slight breeze. He heart felt heavy. Sure, he occasionally looked at her...affectionately. But what was behind his eyes? Did he look at her as sister, dear friend, or as she looked at him? More than friends. Okay, a lot more than friends. If only she could explain to him how she felt. "Whatever," she mumbled.
She walked over to the stream and started to rinse her wounds. It stung badly.
"Awoo," she moaned. She let drops of water fall from her hand into the mouth of the wound.
"That looks pretty bad," Inu-yasha walked up behind her and knelt down. He reached for her arm and lightly held it. He brought it closer to him.
She got that heavy feeling again. She looked at his golden eyes and thought of how the moment was perfect to tell him how she felt.
"When the monk wakes," Inu-yasha started. "We can ask him if he knows of any herbs that will take the pain away." He circled the wound with the tip of his thumb.
"Th-that will be fine," What else could she say? He was using his thumb on her forearm, for cryin out loud! If she was to say much more, she'd sound like a studering fool.
"Sango went to the village for the herbs?" Miroku asked. He was sitting next to Kagome, who was frying fish for them. Inu-yasha sat across from her, watching her very intently.
"Yes, she did," Kagome answered him. She flipped the fish.
Inu-yasha broke out of his daydream. "Hey, did Shippo go, too?"
They all looked around. Where did Shippo go?
"I hope so," Kagome looked worried.
"Feh," Inu-yasha growled. "I hope he got lost."
Kagome glared at him. She knew he didn't mean it. He was doing his tough guy image. But she loved how he suddenly shuts up when she stares at him.
"Sango said it would be a couple of days until she would return," Kagome cut the fish and served it to Miroku.
Miroku gladly took the food. "That long? I hope she doesn't have to go through much trouble." He stuffed a large piece of meat in his mouth.
"We've all been through a lot of trouble," Kagome stated. She didn't know what made her say that. But she felt as if there was something that needed to be said.
The boys looked at her, as if they knew there was more to what she said.
"Maybe," A thought started to form in her head. "Maybe, we need a little break."
Inu-yasha stared at her. Miroku let the suggestion sink in. A break would be nice.
Inu-yasha stood up. "No way in the seven hells is that ever gonna happen!"
"What do you mean?!" Kagome shreaked. She stood, too and looked him in the eyes. "Look at us! We look like a bunch of tramps and thieves!"
Inu-yasha looked at Miroku. "Only one thief."
Miroku jumped up and looked around. "Where are the tramps?!"
Kagome rolled her eyes. "We need a vacation. We've had major battles day in and day out for the past three months! When's it going to end?"
Inu-yasha huffed. "As soon as that jewel is whole!"
"Then what?!" Kagome balled her hands into fist, there was no way he could back out of it now. "What happens when the jewel is whole?"
Inu-yasha blinked. What was she yammering about? After the jewel is whole? Isn't she going to stay with him? So they could be together? That's what he had hoped for, but if the thought hadn't crossed her mind, he wasn't going to plant it for her.
"I don't know," He answered slowly. "I don't know."
Kagome sighed. She knew it was a hopeless cause. He didn't want her to stay. He wanted her gone so he could run off with Kikyo and not feel guilty about it. "Fine, but for now, I need a break, with, or without you." She started to walk towards the well.
"I'm going with her," Miroku said. "We all need a break, and I'm sure we will be back before Lady Sango returns." He silently followed her.
Inu-yasha stood there. There she was. The girl he loved, and he was letting her walk away. He was stubborn, and he knew it. But he was also whipped, and he knew that as well. He ran after her.
Okay, chapter one done. Lemme know whatcha think, please review. Thanks! Oh, and it will get funnier! I'd love to tell you how, but that would be a spoiler! More later!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Inu-yasha, nor any of the others. Damn, Rumiko Takahashi, DAMN! Although I often dream of kidnapping Miroku, locking him in my closet, and feeding him little pieces of bread under the door, it will never happen. Oo
Road Trip Gone Wild!
The wind whipped through her hair as she looked around the campsite. Inu-yasha was up in his usual tree, lightly sleeping. Miroku was snoring by the remains of the fire from the night before. Sango was nestled peacefully in a sleeping bag with Shippo sleeping on her stomach.
Kagome yawned. She was usually the first up, so she was use to having to sneak around the site. She got up onto her feet slowly, and stretched. She felt terrible. The night before, they fought a gigantic snake demon, who of course, was after the shards. She looked at the Shikon jewel. It was huge. Her guess was that they had only a few to go. Which bothered her very much. What will happen? Will she go back to her time and forget all about her best friends? What about Inu-yasha? Will he turn human, or full demon? She was afraid to know the answer.
The thought made her look at Inu-yasha. His silver hair waved in the slight breeze. He heart felt heavy. Sure, he occasionally looked at her...affectionately. But what was behind his eyes? Did he look at her as sister, dear friend, or as she looked at him? More than friends. Okay, a lot more than friends. If only she could explain to him how she felt. "Whatever," she mumbled.
She walked over to the stream and started to rinse her wounds. It stung badly.
"Awoo," she moaned. She let drops of water fall from her hand into the mouth of the wound.
"That looks pretty bad," Inu-yasha walked up behind her and knelt down. He reached for her arm and lightly held it. He brought it closer to him.
She got that heavy feeling again. She looked at his golden eyes and thought of how the moment was perfect to tell him how she felt.
"When the monk wakes," Inu-yasha started. "We can ask him if he knows of any herbs that will take the pain away." He circled the wound with the tip of his thumb.
"Th-that will be fine," What else could she say? He was using his thumb on her forearm, for cryin out loud! If she was to say much more, she'd sound like a studering fool.
"Sango went to the village for the herbs?" Miroku asked. He was sitting next to Kagome, who was frying fish for them. Inu-yasha sat across from her, watching her very intently.
"Yes, she did," Kagome answered him. She flipped the fish.
Inu-yasha broke out of his daydream. "Hey, did Shippo go, too?"
They all looked around. Where did Shippo go?
"I hope so," Kagome looked worried.
"Feh," Inu-yasha growled. "I hope he got lost."
Kagome glared at him. She knew he didn't mean it. He was doing his tough guy image. But she loved how he suddenly shuts up when she stares at him.
"Sango said it would be a couple of days until she would return," Kagome cut the fish and served it to Miroku.
Miroku gladly took the food. "That long? I hope she doesn't have to go through much trouble." He stuffed a large piece of meat in his mouth.
"We've all been through a lot of trouble," Kagome stated. She didn't know what made her say that. But she felt as if there was something that needed to be said.
The boys looked at her, as if they knew there was more to what she said.
"Maybe," A thought started to form in her head. "Maybe, we need a little break."
Inu-yasha stared at her. Miroku let the suggestion sink in. A break would be nice.
Inu-yasha stood up. "No way in the seven hells is that ever gonna happen!"
"What do you mean?!" Kagome shreaked. She stood, too and looked him in the eyes. "Look at us! We look like a bunch of tramps and thieves!"
Inu-yasha looked at Miroku. "Only one thief."
Miroku jumped up and looked around. "Where are the tramps?!"
Kagome rolled her eyes. "We need a vacation. We've had major battles day in and day out for the past three months! When's it going to end?"
Inu-yasha huffed. "As soon as that jewel is whole!"
"Then what?!" Kagome balled her hands into fist, there was no way he could back out of it now. "What happens when the jewel is whole?"
Inu-yasha blinked. What was she yammering about? After the jewel is whole? Isn't she going to stay with him? So they could be together? That's what he had hoped for, but if the thought hadn't crossed her mind, he wasn't going to plant it for her.
"I don't know," He answered slowly. "I don't know."
Kagome sighed. She knew it was a hopeless cause. He didn't want her to stay. He wanted her gone so he could run off with Kikyo and not feel guilty about it. "Fine, but for now, I need a break, with, or without you." She started to walk towards the well.
"I'm going with her," Miroku said. "We all need a break, and I'm sure we will be back before Lady Sango returns." He silently followed her.
Inu-yasha stood there. There she was. The girl he loved, and he was letting her walk away. He was stubborn, and he knew it. But he was also whipped, and he knew that as well. He ran after her.
Okay, chapter one done. Lemme know whatcha think, please review. Thanks! Oh, and it will get funnier! I'd love to tell you how, but that would be a spoiler! More later!
