THE ADVENTURES OF LEON S. KENNEDY

CHAPTER 1-1 : PROLOGUE

In the closing moments of Resident Evil 4

Leon S. Kennedy. defeats Osmund Saddler and steals back the expensive Las Plagas sample. Unluckily for poor Leon, that bitch in the red dress, Ada, steals the sample back form him, so she can go off and revive Umbrella. Damn. Anyway she chucks him a jet-ski key and flies away. Oh and before she leaves she pushes a button and sets the island they're all on to self destruct.

'She really pushed it…'

'LEON!' He flips around and drops the key. It falls through the grate and into the ocean.

'Damnit! Ashley you moron! WTF are you doing!'

'Sorry Leon…' She starts crying.

'Galdarnit we're screwed now.' The realisation that they're all going to die falls hard on the two. After a while pondering his certain death, Leon realises its not all bad. After all, for the next 3 minutes he can do whatever he likes to Ashley, and it won't matter. All those things he couldn't do to her before. Hmmm.

'Leon… what are you smiling at?'

'Oh, Ashley,' he says charmingly, while picking up a metal pipe. 'Come to Leon, Ashley.'

'Please don't hurt me,' she begs.

As he gets closer, his smile disappears. 'You little idiot!' He lands a good hit right in her head. 'This is for getting me out here in the middle of nowhere.' He hits her again. 'And this is for making me fight that predator thing in the sewer.' And again. 'And this is for going off with Saddler and leaving me there in Chapter 5-3.' And again. 'And this is for…' Leon looks at his watch.

3.

2.

1.

0:00.

Uh-oh. The entire island goes up and the two of them are thrown into the air. Leon lands in the middle of a forest, that's somewhat familiar looking. But it doesn't matter to him- he's out cold. Ashley is nowhere to be seen.

Find out how Leon's whacky adventures begin in…

CHAPTER 1-2 : IN THE MOOD FOR GANADO