Today was a day like any other. im shiro nommel and im 17 years old.i have black hair and green eyes,i stand maybe at a height of 6'6. currently at the moment im getting dressed and cleaning the house because im expecting company. as the bell rang i raced down the stairs to it. as i looked through the peek hole -as i like to call it- i saw my bestest bud.

"shiro you there! answer me!" he called

"yeah yeah im here just a sec." i yelled from behind the door.

when the door opened i saw my friend, shaking and.....blushing? it must be because its bellow freezing outside. well his name is kaoru kaze, weird name right? oh well, he's the same age as me and goes to school with me. coincidently we have all the same is a frail type, he has corn yellow hair and dark blue eyes. out of the kids he's not the best student in class but hes on the line of is often paranoid about things including stuff about cats being demonic creatures from hell, pfft. but as our friendship started i realized i was his one true friend, all his other friends made fun of him or used to tell the truth i've stayed with him because,...well i like him...alot. so as i let him in i realized what in the hell are we going to do?

"well wat now" he questioned

"anything u wanna do i guess"

"lets play a game" he said eagerly

"ok then we'll play the a-z game. this game will determine your personality."

"how do we play?"

"when i say a letter all you have to do is say a word starting with the letter. ok?"

"alright''

"ok then. A"

"ass"

"B"

"butt"

"C"

"cunt"

"D"

"dick"

"E"

"eclair"

"F"

"fuck"

"G"

"grip"

"H"

"heat"

"I"

"intercourse"

"J"

"jackoff"

"K"

"kill"

"L"

"lick"

"M"

"masturbate"

"N"

"night"

"O"

"orgasm"

"P"

"penis"

"Q"

"quick"

"R"

"rectum"

"S"

"sperm"

"T"

"tummy"

"U"

"underwear"

"V"

"velcro"

"W"

"whore"

"X"

"X-rated"

"Y"

"yelp"

"Z"

"zipper"

"............ok well ur results are that ur a perverted little prick." i said as i sighed slightly blushing i hope he doesnt notice.

"oh"

i never thought that inocent little kaoru could be so perverted well that just goes to show, dont judge a book by its cover. as time went by we started to get bored so i decided upon something.

"hey follow me." i said

"where are you going?''

"i know where my dad hides his booze so come on that'll at least make it a bit more fun."

"but i dont drink"

"i do, so come on"

after downing 6 beers an entire bottle of vodka and some whiskey, i was officially drunker than fuck. but wat i didnt expect was that i would scar kaoru for life with wat i was about to do.

"heeeyy kaoruu why dont u has som of this shiit!!"

"shiro, jesus christ your drunk"

"i am not -hiccup- ok maybe a little!"

"shiro are you ok?"

"i am not. becuz u wont love me"

''huh?''

suddenly i pulled him full force straight to my lips. immediately forcing my tongue into his mouth. after a while we parted gasping for breath. all i remember was his frightened face then everything went black as he screamed my name.