Kitsune Twins

Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I own not enough cash to afford me a replacement for a crappy laptop, think I could own Naruto too? Me neither.

Disclaimer the second: this is M/Gay harem and F/Lesbian harem. And unlike my other stories, this is a PORN. NO LIKE, NO READ. Don't bother flaming, unless you wanna support me by fueling the fire place.

Collab with Amakiir.

Tomorrow was gonna be a good day. All they had to do was show off their skills and get ready to be ninjas. Who cared they were called Dead and Last in class? They were gonna ace this final test. They'd been studying five whole minutes for it! That was like, five, no, ten, no a hun... damn math! Much more than they normally did. They were ready. Even Iruka wouldn't know what his him, but first, "Are you ready, Sis?" Naruto asked.

"Ready." a blonde bombshell replied, having paintbrushes and and cans in hand. "Your stash is at the door! Wanna do abstract, parody, or lifelike?"

"What'll make the most impact." Naruto asked, grabbing up the paint cans. "I think the parody, personally. Glasses on the third, whiskers on the fourth and such, Natsumi?"

"Hell yeah. Let's go." She said, closing the door behind them. "Last one there's cleaning the bathroom!"

- line break-

A few hours later, Iruka walked up to Ichiriku Ramen. "Naruto, Natsumi." He called out, "I know you're in there."

Natsumi poked her head out of the screens. "Is something wrong, Iruka Sensei?"

"You could say that." Iruka replied. "Someone painted the Hokage monument. Would you know anything about that?"

"So glad you noticed!" Natsumi replied, "care to join us? We were just celebrating having shaken the ANBU. Oh, and of course that little brother has to clean the toilets!"

"Hey! I beat you there by four milliseconds! And don't worry, we were just testing out the colors with water based paint. It'll clean itself!" Naruto interrupted.

"Now next time, we can paint them life like!" Natsumi added.

"How'd you know the way they look, anyway?" Iruka asked.

"Well, we snuck into the library and cut out their pictures from a dull book with only words besides them, duh!" Naruto replied, "Who's supposed to be the smart one here?"

"Yeah, we couldn't very well cut their pictures from the paintings in our second office" Natsumi added.

"Well, you seem to have actually thought about this one." Iruka told them, "Congratulations on proving you can think, by the way."

"Hey, I resent that!" the twins chorused, "Jinx, Double Jinx, Never mind."

"Anyway, you got much more to be proud of, Iruka Sensei." Natsumi said, "We even studied for tomorrow!"

"Well then, care to show me your Clone jutsu, for some last minute tips?" Iruka asked, genuinely offering help.

"Clone Jutsu!" the twins responded in horror, "NOOOOOOOO!"

"We're gonna fail our year, sis." Naruto said, pale as a ghost.

"We're screwed, bro. You think what I think?" Natsumi replied.

"BOLT" they echoed, racing off into the distance.

-Linebreak-

So, the secondary test Mizuki had told them about had been way too easy! All they had to do is sneak into the hokage tower through the open window of the old geezer, get to the lower floors unseen, steal a scroll, and sneak back out with it. Now, they were sitting on top of the Hokage tower, two hours left to each learn a technique from the scroll before they had to get to the meeting point. Naruto, in all his stubbornness, insisted he could do the clone jutsu they came across, despite his sister's telling him that there was no way if couldn't even do a regular clone. Natsumi, meanwhile kept searching, quickly browsing over something boring about a seal and it's release, before settling on a healing jutsu.

Meanwhile, in the recesses of their mindscapes, two nearly identical beings began to stir. "Did you just see what I saw, Bro?" a female voice resonated between them.

"Oh, I saw." a male replied. "your host memorized it?"

"Naturally." the female replied, "gather your strength, the time is soon, brother."

-Linebreak-

"The rule is that no one is to tell you two that you are two pieces of the demon fox!" yelled Mizuki.

"Huh?" the twins said. "What do you mean?" asks Naruto.

"Stop it!" yelled Iruka.

"It means that you... are the nine-tails demon... that killed Iruka's parents and destroyed the village." continued Mizuki, "You were sealed up by the Hokage you admire and..."

"STOP IT!" screamed Iruka, once again ignored.

"You have been lied to by everyone! Didn't you both find it odd that everyone hated you? Iruka is the same! He actually hates you!" finished Mizuki, before throwing the Fuuma shuriken he was holding. "Nobody will ever accept you! That scroll was used to seal you up!"

At that moment, Naruto and Natsumi – as well as an even more shocked Mizuki – notice that the Fuuma shuriken had hit Iruka in the back, as he jumped in between the twins and the weapon.

"Why-?" asked a very confused Natsumi.

"... My parents... when they died, there was nobody to compliment me or acknowledge me... I was so sad... I would always act like an idiot, to get people's attention. Since I wasn't able to do well in things like school and get attention that way. I was better than being nothing. So I kept acting like an idiot. It was so painful..." replied Iruka. "Yeah, Naruto, Natsumi... you both must have been in a lot of pain too... I'm sorry, both of you... If I had done a better job, you wouldn't have had to feel like this." At this, both twins run off.

Moments later, Naruto's eyes roll back in his head, as he collapses; Natsumi carries him into a tree stump to hide.

- Naruto's Mindscape -

It was dark, damp, and wet. It looked like some kind of sewer around him. "So glad you answered my call. I was beginning to think you wouldn't show." a voice echoed through the darkness. "come here, my boy, let me sooth your pain." Naruto followed the voice, until he came across a set of bars, with a tiny piece of paper keeping them together.

The bars were wide enough for Naruto to fit through, but he hesitated. "Why are you in the sewers, sir?"

"Cause your mind's a sewer. Can you try thinking of something nice? A sunny flowery field or something?" the voice echoed in the dark.

"I can try." Naruto said looking very focused suddenly, and the landscape around them shifter to a beautiful sunny valley, flowers galore, and a lake he immediately got dunked under in. when he got back up, he saw, at the edge of the lake, a cage, with inside, the most gorgeous man he'd ever seen. A but naked, pale guy with an athletic build, with rust colored hair, and a friendly smile. Three whisker marks adorned each cheek. He had the most curious thing about him though, he had nine furry fox tails waving behind him, slowly, as if drifting on the non-existent wind.

"Well Done, Naruto," the "human" said, "I'm Kurama, a kitsune. Please, don't be scared by the fact that I'm in a cage. I just wanna help, I'll take all your worries away, and make you happy."

Naruto slowly swam closer. "but why are you in that cage then?" he asked.

-yaoi-

"Cause your... predecessor was a bit overly cautious. I don't wanna hurt you, really." Kurama smiled, giving his best attempt at a non-predatory smile. And then Naruto was in reach of the cage. Kurama put a hand on hi head and ruffled his hair. The bars could never physically hold this form of kyuubi inside, or Naruto out, and Naruto willingly stepped inside, into Kurama's warm embrace. In a bright red flare, Naruto's clothes burned off, leaving no damage to either of the people. Naruto moved to cover up, but found his hands pinned to his side, while the kitsune took a step back to admire his host. "That was too easy, Naruto, you really shouldn't be so gullible, for your own good, or so cute for that matter." in one swift movement, Kurama had Naruto on his back, on the soft bed of grass, with himself sitting between the human's legs. "Relax, Naruto, let Kurama show you a good time." he said, voice smooth.

Naruto broke out of his trance when he felt something press against his hole, and started struggling against Kurama's hold, who quickly replaced his hold with his paws with a hold with four of his tails. "Shush now, Naruto, I won't hurt you... much." he said as a tail slid into his blond's tight hole, teasing his insides. Naruto's struggles seized, and he started bucking onto the tail, as pleasure swept over his mind. A second tail slid in, and Naruto's manhood was quickly rising to hardness, as Kurama used the tips of his tails to massage Naruto's insides. The fox knew he had more to do though, and while he thought he had Naruto now sufficiently duped, he started spreading his catch's hole, earning a hiss from the soon-to-be-no-more virgin.

Taking this as a sign Naruto needed more stimulation, he wrapped one of his remaining three tails around Naruto's cock, and started slowly stroking it, finally breaking Naruto's silence with a grasp. "You know, you're free to make all the delicious sounds you are trying to suppress, you know? Give in to it, and just allow the pleasure to lead you through this."

Naruto nodded, and Kurama pulled out, replacing his tails with something a lot wider. A hard, throbbing, neglected foxhood roughly pushed into Naruto, who let out a loud scream as his hole was pushed open twice as wide as where the tails had stretched him. Kurama leaned over his host, and whispered into his ear, "relax, It'll get better in a bit." as he pressed on until he was fully sheathed inside. He stayed there a few minutes, using his tails and paws to give Naruto a paw-job that would be sure to ease him, Naruto's groans of pain slowly turning into moans of pleasure. "That's it, now for the fun part." Kurama said as he pulled most of the way out, before slamming back in, pushing into a rough pace that was sure to make Naruto sore, even in the outside world.

Kurama lapped and kissed all along Naruto's shoulder, jaw, and chest, leaving the occasional hickey as he went. Naruto moaned... "So big, ahhh... yeah, the... there... Ahhhh..." as he came, cum quickly coating his pubic hair and cock, ass clamping down on Kurama, which quickly put Kurama a lot closer to the edge than Kurama would have liked, but he was too lost in lust to complain, as he came with a few last thrusts, filling Naruto with his seed. He collapsed onto Naruto, spent and exhausted, his tails retracting into him, as he felt Naruto's body shift under him.

- Outside world -

A bright-red aura surrounded Naruto, quickly followed by an eruption of red chakra from Natsumi's gut. Natsumi suppressed a gasp in pain as her ears shifted to the top of her head, assuming the form of a fox's ears, and 5 orange tails appeared from her tail-bone. Once the pain subsided, Natsumi saw that the same changes occurred to her brother.

"Oh-oh... What happened to us, bro? If the villagers see this, they'll kill us for sure!" she whispered softly, stroking her brother's hair lovingly.

"Found him! Naruto!"

Natsumi heard a voice – Iruka's, but something's 'off' about it – from behind the tree.

"Hurry, pass me the scroll." the voice continued. "Mizuki is after it."

That's it – it sounded like Iruka's voice over Mizuki's... but what could that mean?

Looking around the tree, Natsumi saw 'Naruto' hit 'Iruka' in the gut. "What? Why... Naruto?" 'Iruka' asked. A puff of smoke covered 'Iruka', revealing Mizuki. "How did you know that I'm not Iruka?"

A puff of smoke covered 'Naruto', revealing Iruka. "He he... Cause I'm Iruka."

"I see." said Mizuki. Meanwhile, Naruto stirred, causing Natsumi to put a hand over his mouth and a finger over her lips, silently telling him not to announce himself – yet. "Hehehe... you'd even transform into what killed your parents to protect him?"

"I won't hand the scroll over to an idiot like you!" said Iruka.

"You're the idiot. Naruto and I are the same!" countered Mizuki.

"The same?" asked Iruka.

"If you use the skills in that scroll," explained Mizuki, "you can do whatever you want! There's no way that those demon foxes wouldn't try to use that power! Unlike what you're assuming..."

"Yeah." said Iruka, causing Naruto and Natsumi to gasp in surprise. "The demon fox would do that. But Naruto and Natsumi are different! They are... I've acknowledged them as two of my excellent students! They may not be the hardest workers and so clumsy that nobody accepts them, but they already know what it is to feel pain in your heart. They aren't the demon fox anymore... they are members of the Hidden Leaf village... They're... Uzumaki Naruto and Natsumi!"

Mizuki sneers. "OK... whatever. Iruka... I said I would take care of you later, but I'm changing my mind. Hurry up and DIE!"

Mizuki charges forward, fuuma shuriken spinning rapidly in his hand. Only to be kicked in the face by an irate Naruto, as Natsumi jumps down next to Iruka and quickly starts forming hand seals.

"You should not have done that." growled Mizuki. "I see you have decided to come out of hiding; those tails suit you demons well, and will work perfectly to prove I was well within my rights to kill you two demon foxes!"

"Don't touch Iruka-sensei. I'll kill you!" says Naruto.

"You idiots! Why did you come out? RUN AWAY!" yelled Iruka.

"Stay still, Iruka... Ninja Art: Mitotic Regeneration." A series of red-black lines emerged from Natsumi's forehead, before an orange chakra jumped onto Iruka, who's wounds began to heal.

Meanwhile, Mizuki was getting rather angry. "Shut up, punk! I'll kill you IN ONE SHOT!"

"Try it, trash." Naruto responded as he formed a cross-shaped hand seal. "I'll return the pain to you A THOUSAND TIMES OVER!"

"Do it then, Demon Fox!" Mizuki called Naruto's 'bluff'.

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu." A cloud of smoke washed over the clearing, as copies of Naruto appeared all over the clearing, and throughout the trees around it. All in all, Iruka could count nearly a thousand of them; not to mention those he could not see. "What's wrong? Weren't you gonna kill me with one shot? Well then... allow me to start things off!" And with that, he proceeded to take out Mizuki – cleanly and permanently.

"Naruto... come over here. There's something I wanna do..." Iruka called out. As Naruto came over, Iruka performed some hand signs and touched both Natsumi and Naruto, moments before there fox-features faded from sight. "It's just an illusion, but it will allow us to reach the Hokage without too much a fuss. I believe you should both get a promotion..."

Meanwhile, Sarutobi smiled at his crystal ball. "Yes, Iruka... I do believe a graduation is in order for those two. They did, after all, learn an A-rank kinjutsu each in the space of less than an hour... and complete an A-rank mission during the 10 minutes following that." Behind him, a dog-masked ANBU and his tiger-masked colleague nod, silently agreeing with the statement of the elder Hokage.