This isn't going to be one of those stories. If for whatever reason anyone who's read my Deadpool and Red vs Blue crossover, then you know it's been a while since I updated that story. And to those who are new and haven't, well if you want to go read then do just that, by all means, but that's not the reason this is up here. Everyone, that being anyone reading, deserves an explanation.

So here goes: a friend of mine and I are fans of Hellsing and Drifters. Now he and I are a little different with our expression towards them: I respect it for the messages they show, the characters, the story, and the epic action whereas he is a little more perverted. It didn't help with Seras and Olmine's designs and Kouta Hirano was a hentai artist that made it all okay. Not that I think it's horrible he's like that, it just makes me uncomfortable sometimes. He's aware of that and doesn't mind so we have a compromise. But then, one day, we were talking and I let it slip that I was writing fanfiction. Of course, he wanted to take advantage of that. He wanted me to write a smut with Seras Victoria and Olmine, as he told no one else has done it. For nearly a few months time, he kept trying to convince me to do it and I was just as stubborn as he so I kept refusing. So, to settle it once and for all, we had a bet...

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...I lost...obviously...

So now, I have to write it. But, since we're all about compromises, he told me that doesn't have to be just smut. He told me that I can write whatever I want and have it be coherent so long as I include the sex scene. Well, I want to wait until I know that I have an audience. I don't care how long it takes to gain attention or if it's just a few people reading, I need to know that I'm not alone in this and it isn't just him! This is nothing special Nick. Understand that this isn't solely for you.

So, until then...