So... this hasn't exactly been the most productive week for my writing, but I have inhaled the manga of -Man. Currently, I am on chapter 159.

So this is basically something that I decided to write on a whim. I fully intend on continuing it once I reach chapter 170, because apparently it is the magical chapter for Yullen fics to be written about.

Pairings: Yullen; one sided LinaleexAllen; perhaps some LavixLinalee in later chapters

Disclaimer: Obviously, I do not own -Man. If I did, there would be a lovely chapter dedicated fully to Yullen, and, currently (we can all hope right xD), there is not one... So you can infer that I have no share of this lovely, lovely, lovely series *hearts* (fanfiction does not support the arrow-symbol-thing-majig needed to make a heart)

Warnings: Language, for said exorcist who has quite the colorful vocabulary; yaoi; possibly spoilers in later chapters (will keep updated); unbetaed... Hopefully it doesn't sound like a first grader wrote this xD

Enjoy, my bunnies *likes bunnies*


"I'll kill you…I swear… I'll kill you." Hand unwavering, the raven haired exorcist slid his katana from its sheath, metal gleaming from its recent polishing. "You die now," his icy voice foretold. Kanda's deadly eyes narrowed, his sword a blur as it cut through the night, a shard of glimmering diamond under the ominous light of a single, waning candle's flame.

For a moment, silence consumed the cramped dorm room. For a moment, Kanda relaxed.

But a breath later, as Lavi and Allen strolled merrily up to the Japanese teen's door, the low-pitched, deadly and agonized groan of failure signaled its master's disappointment.

Kanda counted six individual pinpricks of pressure on the tip of his nose, and the coal-black insect gave an unknowing buzz.

Rage boiled inside the samurai's stomach, and his thoughts overflowed with acid loathing.

"Die already!"

Despite Kanda's extremely apparent and demonic infliction, insects do not understand English. The door swung open… Without a knock.

"Hey Yuu-chan," Lavi began, "Is everything alright? You look kinda pale." Kanda's body froze, but his eyes traced the untroubled fly as it disappeared out the window.

"It's your life for the insect's, rabbit," Kanda hissed lethally, a psychotic grin stretching over his thin lips as he brought Mugen to Lavi's throat. Quickly, the flamboyant red-head changed strategies.

"Allen has something to say to you privately, so I guess I'll be off now. Kay bye!" Lavi blurted out nervously, dashing back down the hall.

"Whatever the hell it is, you have thirty seconds, Moyashi," the older exorcist growled, raising the tip of his sword to the white-haired exorcist's nose.

Allen only appeared confused. "What?"

"Fifteen."

"Honestly, I don't have anything to say," Allen replied, running his fingers through his silky hair.

"Then get the hell out of my damn room, Bean Sprout!" Viciously, Kanda shoved Allen out and slammed the oak door in the boy's face.

"Ouch," the parasitic exorcist groaned, rubbing his forehead. A few steps later, a concerned Lenalee interrupted Allen's painful walk back to the cafeteria.

"Are you alright?" The girl asked as she approached Allen, removing the boy's hand from his temple to inspect a very large, purple welt that was forming on his forehead.

"Peachy," Allen mumbled, rolling his eyes. This, however, triggered immense pain, and he gasped, hunching over.

"Come on," the petite Chinese girl prompted. "Let's get that looked at." Allen did not argue with Lenalee and allowed her to lead him by the hand down the cold, stone stairwell and into the medical wing.

At the sight of the queasy looking white-haired exorcist, a certain anxious transfer from the Asian branch panicked, mumbling incoherently as she dashed back and forth wildly.

"Rohfa?" Allen inquired. "I thought you were part of the science division. The girl froze.

"Headquarters' med department was short staffed today," she chimed. "So I'm filling in."

"I'll leave him with you then," Lenalee smiled warmly, turning to leave.

As soon as her face disappeared from view, the kind expression on the Chinese exorcist's face flipped, frustration and anger painting her lovely features in shadow.

Harsh, unnecessarily loud knocking sounded at the door of a certain, angered exorcist. Said exorcist rolled over, placed the pillow over his head and growled, "go away," before closing his eyes and returning to his meditation.

"You will open this door now, Kanda Yuu, or I will rip it off its hinges," Lenalee hissed icily. Agitated, said exorcist rolled off the uncomfortable mattress and closed the distance to the door, pulling it open halfway.

"What do you want?" Kanda muttered.


Praise motivated... like everyone else. But will keep updating regardless. If you would like to criticize, I'm "down" with that...but please do not step on all my hopes, dreams, and ambitions. That is all I ask.

Until the next chapter, bunnies

~Sophia