What if someone told you your world was nothing more than a video game and everything you knew was a lie? You'd think they were crazy and move on right? Sadly that's not the case for my world, on September 19th everything changed, now I'm in a new world nothing like my own. How did I get here you may ask, well here's the story...
Ralph and Lionel got off the trolley. "Ah man, that was fun, and the best part is, they are handing out twice the jelly beans. I'm not complaining, but I wonder why?" said Ralph.
Lionel looked over to the sienna dog stating, "Well maybe if you read the news every once in a while you'd be updated on things like this." Then Lionel face-palmed, "Speaking of reading the news, I forgot to read it myself!"
Ralph snickered. "Oh wow, talk about being a hypocrite."
The cat looked over to Ralph and hissed. "Oh quiet, you!" Lionel opened his Shticker Book and turned to the latest edition of Toon News for the Amused.
Ralph asked Lionel, "What does it say?"
Looking down at the book, Lionel said, "Hold on, it's loading."
Ralph groaned, "Things were so much better when we got actual newspapers in the mail."
"Hold on!" Shouted Lionel. "I think the trolley is interfering with my signal! It's not going over 43%." Lionel walked away from the trolley, "Now it's loading. Let's see..." Lionel eyed the page, seeking out the latest news. Suddenly, something caught his eye and caused him to jump back in shock! "Whoa! WHAT?! You got to be kidding me!"
Ralph ran over to Lionel. "What is it? No wait, don't tell me -the cogs are planning a Mega Invasion, aren't they?"
Lionel looked to Ralph, "Actually, yes, but that's not why I was flipping out."
Ralph tilted his head in confusion. "What's worse than having to deal with Cog Invasions every few minutes?"
Lionel tilted the book in his direction so he could read it. "What the heck! How were they able to publish that?" Said Ralph.
Lionel looked perplexed, "What do you mean Ralph?"
Ralph gently smacked the book. "They shouldn't be able to make up such stories, it's not funny to joke about the end of the world."
Lionel pointed to a certain paragraph. "It says right here that all the top toon scientists have proof and you can find the article online."
Ralph pulled out his portable hole. "I want to see this for myself!" he said as he jumped through the hole, vanishing.
Wait for me!" Lionel followed
