hi! i'm back! okay, i was suching through my many notebooks and find this little guy and decide to post it. it's related to the Crazy Chickz stories; Questions and Caffeine. this was suppose to be a one shot but i guess not, o well.

Shark Bait: :] want to play a game? (:

Chinchilla: ._. lol, wut? :)

moon: um, yeah idk either. it's better to not question it

Disclaimer: once more, i don't own anything just the crazy chickz alright?


Switching Roles

It has been exactly three days since the whole caffeine fiasco. The Decepticons are still uneasy with the three girls. Though said girls don't seem to mind that much. Megatron knew exactly what had happen that fateful day and was talking to his second in command in the rec. room about his plans one night.

"My lord, those girls will be the death of us if we don't get rid of them," explain Starscream to Megatron. Yet, like always, he was waved off.

"Nonsense, they might be difficult, but they're useful," stated Megatron.

"Difficult? They decided to redecorate the base, caused half the Decepticons to glitch, one of them almost cook Scalpel, and Soundwave is still broken!" the SIC yelled.

Before Megatron could respond, the door to the rec. room open and one of the fleshy, Angel, walked in the room annoyed. She glanced around before looking at the two robots.

"What's with all of this yelling? I just got Shark and Chinchilla to call it a day!" she exclaim.

Megatron glared at her, growling as he answered. "Be quiet fleshy, I don't care what you do with your friends. I have to deal with these idiots."

Starscream glared at his leader when he called him an idiot. He was no idiot, he was a genius! Before he could argue, an idea suddenly came to him. Hopefully, if this works as he hopes it would, he could be leader of the Decepticons in no time.

"My lord, fleshy, I have an idea," he said, catching the attention of the two. He turned to Angel, "You claim that your um friends are difficult to control."

Angel crossed her arms and nodded. Why did she have a bad feeling about this?

Starscream smiled a creepy smile and turned to Megatron, who was watching him with narrowed eyes, err optics.

"My lord, you complain that the Decepticons are useless and a bunch of idiots?"

Megatron sneered. "They are idiots."

Starscream ignored the comment and turned a bit so he could see them both. "Then why don't you two switch positions? Just for a day?"

Megatron was about to argue but Angel cut him off.

"Why that's a good idea. How about we make it more interesting? Why don't we make it into a bet?" she asked with a tilted of her head.


(Angel's point of view)

"Why that's a good idea. How about we make it more interesting? Why don't we make it into a bet?" I asked, tilting my head a bit.

I was secretly smirking when I saw both 'cons nod for me to continue.

"The bet it that for a day, we switch roles, me leading the Decepticons and you taking care of my friends?" I purposed.

"What do we get if we win the bet?" asked Screamer.

"Well, how about this? If you guys win, me and my friends will help you defeat the Autobots and perhaps the governments." I started out.

Megatron thought about it before asking, "What if you win?"

I smiled sweetly and answered. "Why, you allow me to use Soundwave, Barricade and Skywarp for a week."

The Decepticon looked like he was to question me why I needed them but thought against it.

"Alright, we accept," he said.

I smiled and clasp my hands together in happiness. "Great! Ok here are the rules. You and Starscream …" I started out before being cut off by the SIC.

"Wait what?" he exclaim in shock. Aw, I ruin his plans!

I silently giggle before nodded. "Yes you, you and Megatron said we, so you're in with the bet."

Starscream didn't bother to argue. Good boy.

"As I was saying, the rules are; you have to make sure they're happy, they cannot be sad if they are you have exactly three minutes to cheer them up, you cannot threaten them, and lastly you cannot, I repeat cannot, make them cry." I explain to them.

Both nodded, one sneered and one growled under his breath.

I took a quick glance at the clock before turning back to face them. "It's ten so the bet ends at ten pm tomorrow. I shall explain to them what's going on in the morning. Good luck."

I left the room, smiling as I heard them almost yelling at each other about what they had gotten themselves into. I hum to myself and headed into my room. Tomorrow will be a crazy yet fun day.


6:00-7:00 am

I dressed into my usual black and amber clothes but instead of wearing my converse I wore my favorite combat boots. I had a feeling I might need them today. I quickly placed my hair into a pony-tail and exited my room.

I got to my friends' room and open the door and enter the room to see Chinchilla craving a ship out of soap in a dark corner of the room, a bowl of salt right next to her.

I quietly walked over to her since Shark was still sleeping.

"Chinchilla? What are you doing and how long have you been awake?" I whispered.

"All night man. Never went to sleep, been watching for demons." She answered, looking towards the door as she said this.

I looked at the bowl of salt before going towards the window then to the door. There was a line of salt around them.

"Again Chinchilla?" I softly asked.

Chinchilla nodded and placed the ship on the bowl of salt.

I started to shake my head before some kind of explosion was heard within the base, causing the whole base to shake. I held onto the wall to keep me from falling.

"What the?" I started to ask before Shark shouted from where she was.

"You're talking to loud! Shut the fuck up!" she yelled, burying her head under her pillow.

I just stared at her. "Oh, you wake up to the sound of my voice but not the bomb." I deadpanned.

Shark raised her head smiling sheepishly.

"Yeah, I might had placed a bomb somewhere lost night, must have been sleep walking again." She explain sitting up now.

I just shook my head. "What am I going to do with you guys?"

"I don't know man," answered Chinchilla, standing up as well.
"Just get ready, I got to tell you something," I said, sighing as I wonder what I did to get stuck with these two.

Amazingly, they did what I asked and they were soon ready for the day. Shark was dressed in her usual black and red clothes but had her running shoes on. Hmmm, must be a good day then. Chinchilla was in her usual black and blue clothes with the infamous boots and shades. She even sleeps with them! Claims that she'll be ready to go faster that way, for some reason I believe her since I lost count on how many times they caused some kind of trouble that ended up in us running away from an angry mob. Both girls had their hair up as well. Yup, dooms day is just around the corner.

With ease, I explained to them on what was going to happen and left the room. As I headed down the hall, I ended up on meeting the victims, um sorry, I mean Megatron and Starscream.

"Good luck?" I said unsure.

Megatron sneered. "I don't need luck." He said before continuing his way to doom with Starscream tailing behind him.

"Have fun controlling the idiots," Starscream said in his usual way.

"Oh I will Screamer! Remember ten pm! Treat them well!" I yelled after them before continuing my way to my job for the day.

"Don't call me that!" he yelled.

I just laughed. This is going to be fun.


(3rd person) 9:00

"Don't call me that!" yelled the SIC.

Diana smirked and looked at Juliet. "Ready to begin our marvelous plan?"

Juliet nodded. They were going to cause mayhem around the base with Angel making sure that they wouldn't get hurt but since the two leaders are going to take her job instead, they would be going out to town.

The two 'Crazy Chickz' walked out of the room to see their victims, um sorry, caretakers were already there waiting for them.

"What took you two so long?" Megatron sneered once he saw them coming out of the room.

Diana frowned, Angel never complained about them taking too long. "That's mean, Witch never complained, I'm sad now." She said crossing her arms and turned her head away.

Starscream quickly tried to cheer her up, no way was he letting the fleshy borrow Skywarp. He didn't even want to know what she was planning to use him for.

"Um, don't be, um sad?" he said, uncertain that he was doing this right. Again, he didn't sign up for this.

Diana glared at him for a full five minutes before shrugging.

"Eh, I'll give you points for trying," she said before going towards Megatron. "Hey! Go get me ice coffee!"

"No! A mocha!" yelled Juliet.

Both 'cons flinch at the thought of the two girls having coffee. They don't want a recap of the incident.

"No, you're not having coffee," Starscream said sternly.

The two friends frowned and shared a quick look before facing the two robots. They both push their bottom lip out and made their eyes watery.

The two Decepticons would have paled if they could. Megatron sighed in defect as he placed his forefinger and thumb between his optics. He was going to regret this.

"Alright, we'll go get this ice coffee," he started to say before seeing the two girls high five each other.

"Yes! Come on Chinchilla, I'll race you to Starbucks!" exclaimed Diana as she took off towards the hanger.

"Yay! Come on you two, you have to take us there!" shouted Juliet as she followed her energetic friend.

Megatron and Starscream just stared at them then glanced at each other with fearful glances. What had they gotten themselves into?


i wonder who'll win, do you know? lol, anywho i hope you like it so far and sorry it was short but i promise that the next chapter will be a bit longer.

also, i got a poll up on my profile but here's the question as well; should there be more Crazy Chickz one-shots?

thanks for reading! R&R peace out!

~moon