So, this is my first fanfic. Not really, my friends and I made our own forum where we made a pointless HP RPG and we all posted on it ROFL it was insane. Then a few kids from school saw it… oh lord. But that sucked. SO IT'S TIME TO MAKE A GOOD ONE. This is… uh… Harry's 5th year I guess.

Disclaimer: Everything belongs to J. K. Rowling. Even the main characters; I'm giving them to her.


Chapter One: New Beginning

Triana appeared at King's Cross Station in jean shorts and a black t-shirt animated with a white flying elephant eating a boa constrictor with fairy wings. She thought it would be warmer in England than it was in Russia, but sadly, she was mistaken. She stood shivering in the stone building, looking at kids she'd soon meet in her new school. Then, she spotted the unmistakable hair in a bewildering moment of confusion.

"OY MATE TALLY-HO FOSHEEEZZY!" screamed a blue-haired mohawk-sporting girl Triana knew so well.

"AYYYY SOY SU PADRE, USTED ES MI HIJO!!" Triana belted back, ignoring the guards preparing to throw them out of the station.

The 2 girls sprang towards each other with boundless energy while screaming in shrill voices. Once they calmed down enough to form a real sentence, the blue-haired one spoke first.

"Oy, did you miss me?! I been in France fo-"

Then Triana cut her off, "Ugh God, stop that terrible accent! You aren't British, let alone cockney," she retorted, laughing. "But why are you here? Shouldn't you be in France...?"

"I was getting to that. They wouldn't take me because of my… unorthodox appearance. Crazy French people…" she muttered the last part under her breath.

"SO YOU ARE COMING TO HOGWARTS!?!" Triana could hardly contain herself.

"Yeah…"

"OH MY GOD LINDA YOU'VE MADE ME THE HAPPIEST GIRL THIS SIDE OF THE MASON-DIXON!"

"Oh Lord I told you not to call me that! Remember, it is Kait in front of them. Got it?" she spat out in front of the other students who were dressed oddly in what was supposed to be the fashion for muggles.

Triana didn't mind the chiding, and instead hugged her best friend with joy. "Oh I'm so glad their plan to split us up didn't work! Stupid hoes, they couldn't have done it even if they'd tried."

"We should go through the barrier soon if you want to sit with me on the train." Kait gave as an excuse for prying her best friend off her waist.

"EW, WHO WOULD WANT TO SIT WITH YOU? Jay-Kay Ho... lets go." And they darted for the barrier together and passed through to the other side.

Soon the pair boarded the train, looking around suspiciously at the other passengers. They found a compartment at the very back of the train with only 2 students in it, a lanky redheaded boy and a petite girl with a nest of brown frizzy hair on her head.

"Hey, you guys mind if we sit here?" Kait asked, after opening the compartment door.

"This is sort of the prefec–" The girl began.

"DON'T CARE." Kait barged into the compartment and sat down next to the redhead, leaving Triana to awkwardly sit next to the girl. They left the 2 strangers bewildered, but they gave up on getting them to leave right from the start, and decided to talk with them.

"What year are you two in? I haven't seen you around before, and you don't look like first years," asked the girl.

"We're fifth years, but we got… uh… transferred from the Durmstrang school." Triana said, looking at Kait.

"How did both of you get transferred? Are you sisters or something?" the redheaded boy asked.

"Well, no… see, we weren't… uh…" Triana stumbled over her words.

"RELIGIOUS BELIEFS." cut in Kait, and the two prefects said nothing else about the matter. That was how Kait always answered awkward questions, since no one dared to ask further about something as taboo as religion.

"Uh… so… how was Durmstrang?" the girl asked, trying to change the subject.

"Cold. THE MEN NEVER TOOK OFF THEIR SHIRTS BECAUSE IT WAS TOO COLD. Dammit. And it was really strict, too, so they probably couldn't have even taken off their shirts if it WAS warm."

"Who was the headmaster?" the two asked in unison, wondering if it was the same as the last year during the Triwizard Tournament.

"Karkaroff. Crackhead… he's always running somewhere and he looks deranged and strung out all the time." Kait stated, and Triana agreed.

"Let's not talk about that hellhole anymore, though," said Triana, smiling, "What are your names?"

"Mine's Ron, and that's Hermione. We're prefects here, on Gryffindor. What house are you two in?" inquired the redhead, apparently Ron.

"House? No, we don't do that crap at Durmstrang. All for one, one for all, you know. Oh man, we have to get sorted with the 1st years! Great, just dandy. FREAKING PEACHES AND CREAM." Kait was ringing her hands now, nervous at the upcoming pressure.

"OH MY GOD YOU ARE RIGHT," shrieked Triana. "Shit. What house will I be in? Which ones better? OH LORD WHAT IF I'M ON HUFFLEPUFF NO MY LIFE WILL BE RUINED. I COULD NEVER GET A GOOD WIZARDING JOB THEN. I'LL BE AT AN INTERVIEW AND THEY'LL SEE I WENT TO HOGWARTS AND THEN THEY'LL BE ALL 'OH, WHAT HOUSE WERE YOU IN?' AND I'LL HAVE TO BE LIKE 'HUFFLEPUFF.' DO YOU REALIZE HOW BAD THAT SOUNDS!?!"

The two girls were in hysterics (not the good kind) and Ron and Hermione could not calm them down. Soon their compartment door slid open and in stepped, who else, Draco Malfoy.

"What's going on in here!?" he yelled, stepping in with his prefect companion, Pansy.

"I'M GOING TO BE IN HUFFLEPUFF, THAT IS WHAT'S WRONG!" Triana yelled with tears streaming down her face.

"Ouch. That sucks…" Malfoy said, with all fervor of pissing people off gone from his voice.

"OH THANKS. NOW MR. LOVEHANDLES HAS TO COME REMIND US OF OUR MISERABLE FATE." Kait cried, writhing on the floor with gloom.

"Mr. LoveHandles?" asked Pansy.

"YEAH, NOW YOU'RE MRS. LOVEHANDLES." shrieked Triana.

"Uhm, no. My name is Pansy."

Suddenly, Kait burst into a giggle fit. "PANSY!? WOW YOUR PARENTS MUST HAVE HATED YOU!" she said through sprees of laughter.

Triana joined in, quickly cheering up. "AHAHAHA PANSY AHAHAHA!"

Pansy quickly ran out of the room with her face bright red. Draco suddenly felt weak without her, and took a defensive standpoint.

"Lovehandles!? Yeah right, look at these babies!" He suddenly ripped off his clothes, leaving him in gold hot-pants and a full set of abs. Suddenly, Michael Jackson's "Thriller" came on, and Draco started grabbing his crotch and thrusting his pelvis forward. (Do you know how awkward it was just to write that? Ughh.)

"He does this ALL the time! JUST PUT IT AWAY MALFOY!" Ron cried, shielding his eyes as him and Hermione groaned.

However, Triana and Kait were in their seats throwing money and cheering. "OH YEAH TAKE IT ALLLL OFF!" shouted the girls.

By the end of the song, Draco had performed all of his hero's famous signature moves and decided to put his clothes back on, much to the relief of Ron and Hermione.

"See, they're fine now. I know how to tame 'em." He said, winking at Ron and Hermione, who both shuddered. He left, leaving Kait and Triana shouting for an encore.

"Who was that studmuffin?!" asked Triana.

"Ugh. Draco Malfoy. He's cocky, vain, and arrogant." said Hermione disgustedly.

"…He's got a right to be…" said Kait, drooling and simpering.

A voice echoed through out the train, saying that they should put on their robes since they would be arriving at Hogwarts in a few moments, so the girls pulled on their attire and waited to pull in at their new school.


Hope you liked the first Chapter! Tell me if it sucks or not. This is the week of my finals (hence why I started this… I procrastinate.) so it may be a little before I come back with an update.