WAYS TO ANNOY SEVERUS SNAPE!

SUMMERY! Ever wonder what makes our favorite Death Eater tic (besides every little minor thing that happens) ? Well, just read this list and use the ideas! Since 'Ways to annoy Jack Sparrow was so liked, I've decided to do more! And I'd just like to say that I LOVE Snape. I annoy out of love, so I hope no body thinks I don't like him, cuz I do!

1: Read him any random romance fic with him in it.
2: Say 'so your not interested in women at all? Just dark arts?'
3: Ask him if him and Wormtail have something going on, or if they're just 'room mates.'
4: Get him on the Dr. Phil show.
5: By him 'Hair Washing For Dummies.'
6: Buy him a stress ball.
7: Do anything, it will annoy him that your still alive.
8: Tell him there's been a mistake and James is really alive.
9: Wake him up in the middle of the night.
10: When he asks why, say 'I just feel like we don't talk any more.'
11: When ever you two are around people, say something like 'yeah, Sev is totally NOT a Death Eater.' Then wink at him and whisper loudly 'they have no idea!'
12: Loudly sing 'Blvd. of broken dreams.'
13: When he try's to make you stop, say 'But it's your new theme song!'
14: Whenever he's plotting something nasty, sing ' Power to the peaceful,' super loud.
15: 'Accidentally' replace all his clothes with white robes.
16: Nag him about wearing white after labor day.
17: Laugh at every thing he says no matter how un-funny it is.
18: Replace all his potion books with self help books.
19: Tell him you've learned Occlomency.
20: When he asks you to guess what he's thinking, just grin, shake your head, and say 'I can't say that, it's to dirty!'
21: Say that in front of lots of people.
22: If he try's to kill you just stare at him like this: 0.0
23: When he demands to know what your starring at, say, 'your just so pretty.'

END NOTES: Hope you all liked that! If I get any reviews I'll continue it. If any body is intrested in more ways to annoy Snape, go to Then go to 'fun lists.' It's so funny! Please review!!!!!!