Sandwich

By Red-san

Yay! My first story! Really short Bleach oneshot, but who cares. Pointless humor, it rocks. Thanks to my friend Rae-san or SilverRavenFeather for the idea of Inoue's lunch and for beta-reading. Timeline set before the Soul Society arc.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach. DO NOT SUE! PLEASE!

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It was a normal day in Karakura town. Ichigo had no school, nor any to hollows to fight, so he was out with his freinds. Rukia was hiding out in his closet, reading her manga. Ishida was in his house, sewing random items out of boredom. Inoue on the other hand was a Tatsuki's place, eating her lunch.

"Tatsuki-chan! What do you have for lunch today?" Inoue asked, staring a the normal looking lunch her friend just stuffed into her mouth.

"A jelly sandwich." Tatsuki managed to say between chews. "But I don't want to know what you have, Orihime."

"Well," Inoue said, compleatly ignoring her friends request. "I have a Black-bean cake, fish eyes and seaweed wrapped in a flour tortilla! I also have some tobasco sauce to pour over the top." Tatsuki looked pale green at the sight of Inoue's lunch. The contents wrapped in the tortilla was a black and green substance with horrid little fish eyes randomly poking out.

"Are you sure its... healthy to eat that, Orhime?" Tatsuki asked, putting her sandwich down on the table. She had lost her appitite when she saw Orhime's lunch.

"Of course Tatsuki-chan!" Inoue said happily and took a monster bite out of her 'healthy' wrap.

"I hope its healthy." Tatsuki thought, and gulped. She watched as Orhime bite and swallow her lunch at amazing speed.

"Eh...Orhime...should you be eating that fast?" Tatsuki asked. Orhime just nodded and bit another monsterous bite into her wrap. After a minute or so of her bite-and-swallow mode, Inoue finished off her lunch.

"Mmm..that was great!" Inoue remarked. "Are you going to eat your lunch, Tatsuki-chan?" Tatsuki looked bright green now, but mustered enough strength to shake her head no, and shoved her sandwich over to her friend. Inoue smiled brightly and quickly devoured the jelly sandwich.

"Now what should we do Tatsuki-chan?" Inoue asked, turning to her friend, but Tatsuki was not there. Somewhere though, Inoue could hear sounds of puking.

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