Let's Annoy Them!

Title: Let's Annoy Them!
Rating: T
Fandom: One Piece
Summary: [Sequel to RogueSpirit's Why Don't You Ask Them?] The Straw Hat Pirates managed to return to the One Piece World, but the Heart Pirates and Donquixote Pirates weren't so lucky. They ended up in the house of the Kaishi Siblings Skai, Kai, and Daichi. Are they worse than RogueSpirit? Well that's what they want to be!
Warnings: OOCness; Doflamingo; Doflamingo being Doflamingo; Slight Violence; Slight Coarse Language


The three siblings had just gotten home from school. It was finally winter break! They opened the front door and entered the living room, but stopped. Lying unconscious on the floor, tied up in chains, were none other than the Heart Pirates and the Donquixote Pirates.

"Uh…didn't RogueSpirit-san return them to their world?" Daichi asked.

"Maybe a malfunction in the machine?" Skai asked.

Kai tossed his backpack onto the couch and walked towards Doflamingo. He tugged at one of the pink feather coat's sleeves. "Skai help me over here!"

"What are you trying to do?" Skai questioned.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm trying to steal his coat!" Kai continued to tug with all his might. "The chains are in the way; let's unchain him!"

"Are you crazy or just plain stupid?" Daichi said. "Doflamingo will kill you if he wakes up! Or worse—he'll kill me!"

"Why do you even want that coat?" Skai asked.

"IT'S SO FLUFFY!"

"Oh…" The Heart Pirates and Donquixote Pirates began to wake up.

"This doesn't look like Rogue's basement or Dressrosa," Gladius said.

"Squirt, what are you trying to do to my coat?" Doflamingo looked to Kai.

"I want your coat!" Kai answered, still uselessly pulling at the garment.

"Who are you?" Law demanded.

"I am Kaishi Skai," The black haired seventeen year old introduced. "The blue haired idiot that has a death wish and is trying to take Doflamingo's coat is Kaishi Kai, my younger twin brother. This kid over here is Kaishi Daichi, our younger sister,"

"So your guys' names are all Kaishi?" Bepo asked.

"No, our names are Skai, Kai, and Daichi," Skai corrected.

"I'm sorry!" Bepo apologized.

"Don't apologize Bepo!" Daichi hugged the chained up polar bear Mink.

"Gimme your coat!" The blue haired twin continued to fail at stealing the pink coat.

"Wait, Rogue-san said she came from a place where you say your birth name and then your surname," Penguin said.

"We do too, but we meant to make our introduction easier by introducing ourselves surname and then first name," Skai explained.

"GIMME THE DAMN COAT!"

"Kai would you shut up for one second!?" Daichi snapped. "Law, I'm so sorry that you have to endure Kai annoying Doflamingo,"

"Aren't you sorry for the rest of us!?"

"As long as Doflamingo is being bothered, I don't care," Law replied.

"So why are we here?" Jora asked. "That Rogue brat was going to send us back!"

"It appears that she attempted to do so but the machine or device she used must have malfunctioned," Skai informed. "Anyways, I guess we'll be the new hosts and hostess—"

"NO!"

"I am a king!" Doflamingo argued. "How dare you treat me like this!"

Something in Daichi snapped. She punched Doflamingo in the face. "SHUT UP!"

Everyone silenced for a few seconds until Trebol shouted, "How dare you punch Doffy!"

"You…" Daichi glared at the blonde man. "You don't deserve to be king! You killed Cora-san!"

"And forced King Riku and his army to attack the citizens," Kai added.

"I don't care about that!" Daichi snapped. "What matters most was that he killed Cora-san!"

Law was taken aback by Daichi's statement. 'This girl…she actually cares about Cora-san? She never met him before!'

"So…uh…" Skai tugged the collar of his shirt. "Why don't I explain the rules?"

"Please do," Penguin agreed, wanting to change the mood.

"People of Beyond Fourth Wall," Skai addressed. "You may ask any question as long as it is NOT rated M! It can be about any of the One Piece characters in our house—"

"Or us!" Kai interrupted.

"You may ask any amount as you want but we'll try to separate them into separate sessions," Skai continued. "Yaoi is allowed,"

"What is yaoi?" Shachi asked.

Skai only smirked and chuckled. "Don't worry about it. You'll know when a question involving it is asked. The third rule is Bepo is not to be harmed is any way, which includes emotionally! So no questions about if he had a tragic past or anything!"

"Why does he get immunity!?"

"I'm sorry!"

"Because he is so cute and fluffy," Daichi hugged Bepo once more. "You don't have to apologize for anything, Bepo. You didn't do anything wrong,"

"It's not like anyone asked much about that bear," Diamante scoffed, earning a kick to the stomach from Daichi.

"I'm not sure if there are any other rules to be stated right now," Skai concluded. "So People of Beyond Fourth Wall, send in those questions!"


If you want an explanation to the third rule:
SPOILER ALERT FOR ONE PIECE CHAPTER 850
There is a bear Mink named Zepo that was killed by Big Mom. People are theorizing he was related to Bepo, like a father, grandfather, or older brother.
END OF SPOILER ALERT

Yes, we got permission from RogueSpirit to become the new hosts and hostess.