Attack of the Fans

By Agent Swiper

This is going to be my first full-length fanfic, so please R&R!

Chapter 1

A Blockage

"Riiiing…"

"Mmm hmm?"

"Anakin, Master Yoda has a new mission for us."

Anakin Skywalker scratched his head stupidly and lazily at the same time.

"Obi-I mean-Master, I didn't brush my teeth yet, I'm shirtless and I didn't go to the bathroom."

Obi Wan Kenobi sighed at the other end of the phone line. Why was his padawan so uncooperative?

"Okay, Ani, relieve yourself at the toilet and let's get on with it."

"Don't call me Ani."

"…Whatever."

Anakin put the phone on hold and rushed to the bathroom.

Obi heard the distant sound of a flush, then the sound of rushing water.

Obi tapped his foot impatiently until finally, Anakin was back on line.

"Putting on my bots, Master."

Finally, Anakin rushed out from his bedroom.

As Anakin had expected, Obi and he were stuck in the invisible hand, electro-bonded, and waiting besides a restroom for some battle droids to finish their business.

Once they were done, the two Jedi were herded into the General's Quarters with a pitchfork.

"Obi," Anakin whispered.

"What?"

"Look."

Obi looked to see a mob of girls (all holding flags colored pink) all giggling and chittering excitedly to each other.

Anakin counted about twenty.

Suddenly, a certain girl with blonde hair partially dyed pink noticed Anakin.

"It's Anakin Skywalker!!!" she shrieked.

Anakin widened his eyes.

A group of ten girls looked at him, screamed, and jumped on him.

Five other girls attacked Obi.

Suddenly, the whole ship was full of screaming, terrified screams and joyous screams both.

Anakin noticed General Grievous rapidly sinking into a mass of girls cheering.

"General!" Anakin yelled. "Ditto!"

Grievous did not hear him, for he was consumed by all the girls.

Battle droids fired their guns, only to be grabbed by the girls and drowned, too.

Anakin tried to blow some girls off him through the Force, but a girl stopped in front of him and held up a small tube.

"Anti-Force!" The girl sneered mischievously.

She giggled evilly.

Grievous had escaped the girls and was about to grab an emergency switch but the girl with the anti-Force triple back flipped into Grievous and the General collapsed, just as the girl cried "My hero!"

Then it just hit Anakin.

"Master, these aren't just girls…" he said.

Grievous, Obi and Anakin looked at each other fearfully.

"They're fan girls!!!"